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22 Oct 2005, 01:21
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Banned
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Dear XYZ
This is the thread where you say what you'd like to say to someone, but don't as you know it really wouldn't help the situation.
"Wanting to be middle-management isn't cool you cretin. If your sole aim in life is to manage other people in a shitty job you have officially lost at life. I'm sorry you've recently realised you're doing a phd in business and have also realised that this officially makes you emotionally dead, but one-uping your colleagues merely to get in management's good-books shows there are fundamental faults in your personality. thanks."
Last edited by Weeks; 22 Oct 2005 at 01:27.
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22 Oct 2005, 01:32
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Dear XYZ
"Quit whining"
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22 Oct 2005, 01:41
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You love me really
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ
Instead of passing you on the train platform every day, I want to tell you that I would like to screw you in an uncomfortable place, and I don't mean in the back of a Volkswagon.
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22 Oct 2005, 01:56
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Behe
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Arizona
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ
I think you should leave your husband and be with me.
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in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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22 Oct 2005, 13:53
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ
look, you're thick, you're never going to get a decent GCSE, so why don't you **** off out of my class and let the rest of the class do some work and get some decent grades. because you'e so DENSE, we have to go at your pace which holds everyone back.
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22 Oct 2005, 13:56
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Dear XYZ
"I'd like to insert random household objects up your ass."
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22 Oct 2005, 23:29
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You love me really
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 342
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Re: Dear XYZ
flavius, your new avatar is disapointing! I always look forward to your new glimpses of the female form.
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22 Oct 2005, 23:33
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: Dear XYZ
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arachnidman
flavius, your new avatar is disapointing! I always look forward to your new glimpses of the female form.
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don't you realise it's ramadan?
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23 Oct 2005, 15:41
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:cool:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Here, there and everywhere
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ,
I really like you, why can't you like me back
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23 Oct 2005, 15:41
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: Dear XYZ
too many people i know in real life read this so would know who xyz was :-((((
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23 Oct 2005, 16:00
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PA Team
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Dear XYZ
I actually had a few unwritten letters written to me (so to speak). One of them made the front page of one of the unwritten letter sites for a while. It's too scary to link through from here though
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23 Oct 2005, 16:02
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: Dear XYZ
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
too many people i know in real life read this so would know who xyz was :-((((
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JJ's famousity is only surpassed by his pathetic girly girly nature.
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23 Oct 2005, 16:34
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Re: Dear XYZ
tis true
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23 Oct 2005, 17:17
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Monkey Man
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: UK
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Re: Dear XYZ
get a ****ing hair cut for christ's sake
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23 Oct 2005, 18:30
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Back from timeout.
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 901
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ,
Get out of the airplane, and don't get back in. You can't fly. You're not Tom Cruise. You can't even do a power on stall correctly. Please buy a dog, or get a hobby that keeps your feet firmly on the ground.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Yahwe
Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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23 Oct 2005, 18:33
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ
I could make you so happy if you gave me the chance...
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24 Oct 2005, 22:42
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Powering your life...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Dublin
Posts: 400
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ,
I regret ever having met you and would sooner see you in a coffin than endure your company ever again.
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24 Oct 2005, 22:54
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: Dear XYZ
Dear XYZ
You are far enough up the arse of the boss that you fail miserably to see your staff cant stand you and are now handing in resignations left right and centre due to your insanely poor management skills. You havent yet realised that the reason the management wont allow you to vet the interviewees for these positions is that you couldnt pick a nugget of shit off a plain white sheet without first telling it how wonderful it is where you came from and how terrible this little hellhole is. Youre a fat lipped, trout pouting heffer and youve been single since day one on this island, your best mate is so blatantly gay (despite his denials) that he minces more per day than your average butchers, and you think drowning your life in alcohol makes things easier, instead of being a contributing factor to your incompetence.
Yours sincerely
Kura
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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