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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 04:37   #1
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hi al,

i was hoping u could suggest a good method of wiping ur ass after u take a shit. i always end up with shit stains on my underwear and sometimes left on my hole. k thx
 
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using toilet paper instead of your underwear to wipe your arse is usually a good start
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 05:08   #3
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well another advance would be to fold a few feet of TP and place it amongst your bottocks. that way you dont stain your underpants (if appliable) and your farts wont sound.
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 05:12   #4
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I like to use toilet-paper, when momma can afford some.
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Re: ass-wiping tecnique
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hi al,

i was hoping u could suggest a good method of wiping ur ass after u take a shit. i always end up with shit stains on my underwear and sometimes left on my hole. k thx
Could you place your soiled underwear on your keyboard please?

I've got a feeling it will make a more intelligent post than you ever could.
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I like to use toilet-paper, when momma can afford some.
When i dont have it, i use the phone list. Its not great, but a lot cheaper.
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Unread 8 Jan 2004, 07:38   #7
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This Has Been Done Before And Before And Before And Has Lost All Potential For Comedy Or Serious Conversation Value.

If I See One More Ass Wiping Thread On The Internet I Shall Nob You All.
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using toilet paper instead of your underwear to wipe your arse is usually a good start
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lol gd 1 m8
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I don't have an ass. I sold it for some beans
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It had gotten old and wasn't able to pull much any more.
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this is a shitty thread
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lol it has shit wiped all over it
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God knows what made me decide not to close this when he posted it.
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