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Unread 24 Oct 2003, 07:40   #1
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Worst EVER sexual experience!
Did you ever have one of those moments that just sucked! Share it with the community!
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<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
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girls toilet, Idlers birthday, tromsoe, norway

She almost broke my penis
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
I had one instance similar... it hurts.. a lot..
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yes

I sometimes wonder why God made it possible to break it

it should have been equiped with some sort of emergency steam valve that would just pump all the blod out the instance to much preassure is threatening Mr. Panky
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Broke your penis?

How did that happen?

I want details.
Exact details.
Hasn't happened to me yet. Gotta hurt liek hell.
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girls toilet, Idlers birthday, tromsoe, norway

When I found out it was a man I nearly snapped his penis off I was so annoyed

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Not f***ing getting any.
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Similar threads for this have two roleplaying items.

Coincidence? I think not.
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Re: Worst EVER sexual experience!
Bloody RPGers...
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migthy lubbed condom of stamina?
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migthy lubbed condom of stamina?
Nothing compared to my Powerful Pork Sword of Penetration +4
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Girl thinking that yanking my penis incredibly fiercly will make me cum faster.
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toothy girl blowjob....
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'Braces'.

And a mis-cue.
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And a mis-cue.
Eh???

Braces i understand, but a mis-cue?
Something to do with snooker?
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Picture the scene, imagine snooker, profit.
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All i can say is

Ouch, splinters!!!
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Ouch, splinters!!!
you got pinnochio to give you a hand job? you sick sick pervert, HE'S JUST A KID!
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No particularly bad experiences, although there was the one time where I wasn't really er.. into it.. and I stopped and said I'd rather have a nice cup of tea
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Then the guy commited sucide right?
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Toenails, leg, 6"cuts :/
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No.. he made me a cup of tea.
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He's gay.
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Discovering she didn't shave and didn't wash down there. Cringe factor on the ****ing richter scale




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Didn't shave what? Pubic area?
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Didn't shave what? Pubic area?


By that I mean shave, trim, wax or clean once a year. I swear I heard little people crying out for help down there.
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Oh oh, crabs. Was it Dr. Seussish?
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By that I mean shave, trim, wax or clean once a year. I swear I heard little people crying out for help down there.
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So she wasn't trimmed which didn't thrill you, but worse she wasn't clean... did you go ahead and shag her anyway? :/
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So she wasn't trimmed which didn't thrill you, but worse she wasn't clean... did you go ahead and shag her anyway? :/

At 17 I would have shagged a convenient keyhole.
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Clearly JonnyBGood is not the Fag that started to knock up Sarina_Joy.
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Clearly JonnyBGood is not the Fag that started to knock up Sarina_Joy.

Do you have a sister?
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Do you have a sister?
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You forgot your Dace tags.
I just had an image of the padeophilia wing of the penal system tagging Dace before releasing him with a "KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM THIS MAN" message heh.
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Dace and children go hand in hand
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while on holiday at Kos, I (and my m8s) met some geordies, anyway, a few days later we heard that one of them broke their foreskin somehow, he had to go to the doctors and then get sent to a hospital in the main city to get it "fixed"

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Just get it removed, less chance of a bladder infection and penis cancer.
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Just get it removed, less chance of a bladder infection and penis cancer.
Keep it, have a 1% risk of bladder infection and penis cancer IF you dont wash regularly

Get rid of it have 1% chance of damage to the penis by the procedure


Its all the same,its there for a reason,wash and you wont have problems.
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Proof?
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Proof?
Was on a discovery channel program called "Sex Sence" and was all about the penis,had like 15 mins on the foreskin.


Also saw similar program on BBC2 one night....

Am trawling for links to their conents...I'll keep you informed.
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I bet 90% of the links so far have been pr0n.
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I bet 90% of the links so far have been pr0n.
more like 97% ffs
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ACtually, last I heard its split 50/50 on the benfits. That really non can be proven as cold hard fact.
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Here's your proof
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There are no benifits that outway the risk invovled in the procedure
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