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Unread 16 Nov 2005, 05:44   #1
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Those really, really, really, REALLY
... annoying charity worker types.

You know who i'm talking about.

The ones who get paid £7/hr plus to get you to sign up to "Charity Whatever".




Anyways as usual im attention whoring *shrug*

One of the charity workers who tends to work in my area is really hot.

She waves at me, smiles and says hello as i walk past her (means nothing but still) every time i see her.



ANYWAYS!!!

I think i'm gonna ask her out.

However being one of those "charity worker types" she's liable to get asked out alot.

As such i reckon she'll just use the "i've got a boyfriend" line on automatic pilot whether she does or not.

Soooooooo .... what im after is a follow up line which

- dismisses her imaginary boyfriend (if that's what "he" is) in a kinda "but really what about it" way but said waaaaaaaay cooler than that

- doesnt make me look like a complete tool if she does really have a boyfriend*




No but seriously ...












*i know i shouldnt care either way but ... "meh"
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Unread 16 Nov 2005, 05:46   #2
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As has been pointed out before i do realise i need to stop "thinking" about these things.

Stop overanalysing.

Start acting more.



I really am trying but in this case you know ... gonna just go and give me the answer ...
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If she won't go out with you then she isn't much of a charity worker after all. Perhaps you could offer her 7pounds/hr to go out with you.
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If she won't go out with you then she isn't much of a charity worker after all. Perhaps you could offer her 7pounds/hr to go out with you.


I could maybe incorporate that "what about if *I* paid you £7/hr" line into the "line" (ta for the idea duder).
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Goddamnit dda can be funny sometimes.
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reply with


'what you are kidding arnt you? you have a boyfriend? why would anyone want to date a grubby scrubbing charity worker who smells like a hippy??? i just felt sorry for you which is why i asked!'

then slap your thighs and do one of those roaring laughs you hear people with beards do.




it wont get you the girl but you can tell us how it went later \o/
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p.s., its called a guffaw i believe.
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dda already made the only possible response to this thread hence theres not much point making any more posts
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I could maybe incorporate that "what about if *I* paid you £7/hr" line into the "line" (ta for the idea duder).
Just go to Anderston after 9pm and youll find that for £10 an hour, they wont answer back and theres no small talk.
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whats wrong with "so?" ?
simple, to the point and still wont help you if she does have one
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if you are serious about her just say 'so?? im only asking you out for a coffee not to marry you'

or something


you could even tag on 'yet' to the end and then do a guffaw and thigh slapping


you definitly need to slap your thighs and laugh tho.
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if you are serious about her just say 'so?? im only asking you out for a coffee not to marry you'

or something


you could even tag on 'yet' to the end and then do a guffaw and thigh slapping


you definitly need to slap your thighs and laugh tho.
Lets bear in mind this is Glasgow City Centre , and not Sherwood Forest.

The results will be markedly different to what you anticipate JJ.
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Dace the worst ones in glasgow are the ones who stand outside Subway shouting would you be interested in a free* Subway meal. I always stop and tell them politely "NO IM A GREGGS MAN SO NONCE OFF BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND CLIMB THROUGH THE WARDROBE AND YOU MIGHT FIND A MAGICAL DOOR TO PRIMARK!"


But in a top 5 of glasgow charity workers it has to be

1) SHELTER (usually at argyle st/st enoch square) OMG surely theres rules against recruiting hot students to talk u into giving away money. Give me back my £3.80 change now!

2)GREENPEACE ( found same area) These are for if ur in a dirty mood, i mean they have pretty faces but those dreads and the pillow talk about battered seals put you off a wee bit

3)Big Issue sellers- have yet to find a female seller yet but the male ones would make my mother proud.

4)That 'mad' hare chrishna woman who walks about asking you to smile and gives u a mince cd if u cross her palm with silver. ITS NOT BIG AND ITS NOT SMART

5) Assorted asian women, of varying age selling, flashing gizmos and roses to drunk clubbers. Still hold a vendetta against these people after one of them ran and picked up a ten pound note id spotted on the deck.













* free meaning u have to spend £10 a week for the rest of your life etc...
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Damn these hot charity women i always get conned outta cash by girls with nice eyes

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^^ This is the best plan as long as u follow it by a guffaw.
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So what happened to the bar lady Mr. Rankin? Have you overdosed her with rohypnol?
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