I am the lowest of the low
I am currently sitting here missing the christening of my best mates sisters baby. This is after promising her, for weeks, that despite my record of being late for absolutely ****ing everything, that I would be there on time, honest. I had planned to be up by 10am so I could make the journey home, get showered, pull on a suit, be there with plenty of time and help them get the party ready. Instead, I didnt get up till about 12.30pm, missed the first train home, and have just got in.
On the plus side though, I did watch two lesbians get it on at there flat for me last night.
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