[Not Football] As the World Cup is just around the corner
... and Radio 1 have been doing their "safer sex" campaign thing this weekend
... and following in the footsteps of FHM
I bring you
"Battle of the Best - STI edition"
I've done my research and gotten a list of 16 STI's. In knock-out competition style for each "match" people should vote which STI they think is best. Doesn't matter why you think it's the best. It might be the one you'd prefer having. It might be one you think would be "funny" to have (and to admit to having). I'll give a day for each round (so make sure you're quick with your vote). We should have GD's answer in 5 days time.
"One makes you crazy, the other makes you crazy. I mean imagine how pissed off you'd be if you got 'the infertility'. Although if you had Chlamydia pissing is bound to be a bit of a touchy subject."
"You can get one by rimming. The other is passed on in faecal matter too. It's shit like this which disgusts me. Geddit. Shit. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"I was tempted to further distinguish and offer 'good AIDS' and 'bad AIDS' but that would have left me with an un-even number and would have ****ed this shit up."
"Apparantly, sexual contact is not required to get diseases like these. I'm sure your partner will believe you when you tell them you got it from a hot tub though."