View Poll Results: Who will win?!?!?
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eJohn versus the world
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T&F versus the system
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TK versus human decency
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10 Feb 2006, 15:50
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New poll dickheads
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...4&postcount=10
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Originally Posted by eJohn
the one that says "asshat for quoting" was me.
I apologise.
But only for not leaving my name
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...6&postcount=28
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Originally Posted by Tocatta & Fugue
That's right I'm out there laying it on the line every day.
T&F: You want answers?
Press Officer: I think I'm entitled to them.
T&F: You want answers?
Press Officer: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has photocopiers, and those photocopiers have to be operated by men with nothing better to do. Who's gonna do it? You? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your Green paper press release and you curse the Admin staff. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that doing the press notice double sided , while tragic, probably saved paper. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves paper. You don't want the truth because deep down, in places you don't talk about at cocktail parties, you want me answering the phone. You need me answering the phone. We use words like honor, code, loyalty... We use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up the phone and answer idiotic questions by retarded journalists. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Press Officer: Did you photocopy the Green paper press notice double sided?
T&F: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Press Officer: Did you photocopy the Green paper press notice double sided?
T&F: You're goddamn right I did!!
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http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=189566
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
When I was in Exeter a couple of weekends ago, we ended up in a nightclub.
Lots of drunk students around, so hormones were running high.
So were emotions.
We spotted this girl in the corner who was having a big argument with her (we assume) boyfriend. We didn't know either of them.
Now being kind, caring and considerate gentlemen (and because we were drunk and it was funny) we captured the immortal moments of the dumping on digital camera.
I apologise for there being an arm in the 2nd picture, and my friend's head in the 3rd. We had to do it covertly, so pretended to take pictures of each other, and then move the camera quickly to follow the events occurring.
Pay close attention now:
- Realisation. She's just been hit with the news, and is breaking down. He isn't sure what to do, so is trying to soften the blow.
- Anger. She's let it sink in now, and how DARE he dump her? Check out that CLAW!! That's pure hatred right there, fellas.
- Acceptance. The anger has passed now, and she's almost apathetic. It's over, and she realises it. The guy is just wondering if it'd be inappropriate for him to stop sitting with her now, and try to pull her friend.
So there you go guys. Prepare for the three stages - especially stage 2 (I can't get over the claw) - Realisation, Anger and Acceptance.
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10 Feb 2006, 19:24
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cynic
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Re: New poll dickheads
voted TK for one of the best posts in the history of the world
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10 Feb 2006, 19:36
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Re: New poll dickheads
Voted TK, not because I understood what was so funny about it, but because I'm not voting for eJohn, and I didn't get T&F's joke.
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10 Feb 2006, 19:39
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1up on you
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Re: New poll dickheads
the krazy kat called tom
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10 Feb 2006, 19:45
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: New poll dickheads
Going with popular opinion (TK)
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10 Feb 2006, 19:47
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Re: New poll dickheads
Mr T to the K gets the Shima vote.
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10 Feb 2006, 19:52
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Re: New poll dickheads
I'm going down to Exeter again this weekend.
If I'm lucky, I'll get to see another poor girl get dumped! Or maybe something worse!
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10 Feb 2006, 20:07
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: New poll dickheads
Voting for eJohn, he needs our sympathy.
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10 Feb 2006, 20:11
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Re: New poll dickheads
one more for TK and a request for the thread to be Clownshoed
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10 Feb 2006, 20:18
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Re: New poll dickheads
Voted TF because I have a brain.
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10 Feb 2006, 20:29
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Re: New poll dickheads
Quote:
Originally Posted by furball
Voted TF because I have a brain.
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I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain !!
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10 Feb 2006, 20:54
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Re: New poll dickheads
I think that TK thread is mysogynyst trash, wholly ignorant, and not funny in the least bit.
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10 Feb 2006, 21:05
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Re: New poll dickheads
I actually ignored the post and thought the poll was on which option was most likely, so went for TomKat
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10 Feb 2006, 21:43
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Re: New poll dickheads
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Originally Posted by Ste
one more for TK and a request for the thread to be Clownshoed
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actually... signed to add it to clownshoe corner as well
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10 Feb 2006, 21:43
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Re: New poll dickheads
I guess my thread's humour is just too complicated for you, s|k. It's ok, don't worry
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10 Feb 2006, 22:15
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Re: New poll dickheads
i voted ejohn but later i realised i should have voted for tomkat.
sorry tom.
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10 Feb 2006, 22:44
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Re: New poll dickheads
Never trust the dutch.
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11 Feb 2006, 00:14
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Tilting at windmills
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Re: New poll dickheads
Voted for T&F. Quality
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11 Feb 2006, 11:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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eJohn's was shit. You're the liberal alternative.
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11 Feb 2006, 15:28
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Re: New poll dickheads
this is about the only thing i'll ever win in life so hey just dont worry about it!
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12 Feb 2006, 13:22
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Re: New poll dickheads
Stop shining that light in my eyes!
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15 Feb 2006, 12:37
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Re: New poll dickheads
I voted for Ej. But after a second reading of Tk's post, I noticed the alertness and quick reaction it took, in the situation that this post was a result of.
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15 Feb 2006, 12:49
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1up on you
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Re: New poll dickheads
Has TK won it yet?
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15 Feb 2006, 12:51
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Re: New poll dickheads
The poll is open until the end of the month.
But yes, almost certainly.
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15 Feb 2006, 12:54
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1up on you
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Re: New poll dickheads
good good go tom
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17 Feb 2006, 14:48
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Re: New poll dickheads
considering how rubbish my post was, im dissapointed it got as many votes as it did. i wouldnt back it in a one horse race
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3 Mar 2006, 17:12
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Re: New poll dickheads
Quote:
Originally Posted by eJohn
considering how rubbish my post was, im dissapointed it got as many votes as it did. i wouldnt back it in a one horse race
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It got pity votes.
That's why I voted for it!
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17 Mar 2006, 21:14
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cynic
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Re: New poll dickheads
this poll needed to be public, i really dont think we still have 90+ posters around here
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17 Mar 2006, 21:18
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Re: New poll dickheads
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
this poll needed to be public, i really dont think we still have 90+ posters around here
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Planetarion Forums Statistics
Threads: 30,966, Posts: 714,531, Members: 7,739
is it really that hard to imagine ~1% of the members voting ?
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17 Mar 2006, 21:20
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cynic
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Re: New poll dickheads
it is when only about 20 of them are regularly active on GD and i have never seen that many votes in a poll before (i dont think)
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18 Mar 2006, 00:23
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cynic
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Re: New poll dickheads
to be fair, i have 8.5k posts and i have regular periods of inactivity
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18 Mar 2006, 14:42
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Re: New poll dickheads
You don't have to be regularly active on GD to vote though, I know I'm not.
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19 Mar 2006, 01:11
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cynic
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Re: New poll dickheads
very true, it just surprised me, which is wwhy i expressed an opinion that i would have liked it to be a public vote, as curiosity leads me to want to know who has voted
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