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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 22:20   #51
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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Seriously, did you **** up that bad on purpose?


Yeah, i paid women to hit on my date!
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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 22:23   #52
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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No , hes not Robert Pires
I need a video of Henry breaking down on MOTD, it was possibly the best interview I've ever seen with a footballer.
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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 22:37   #53
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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Yeah, i paid women to hit on my date!
That is not as strange as it may sound. There's clubs out there devoted to just that.

Seriously.
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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 23:28   #54
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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Yeah, i paid women to hit on my date!
Its the whole getting blind drunk on the first date.

Letting her know that you're not too happy by acting angry.

And then being so pissed about a first date that you need to smash shit.

I mean, seriously dude, it was a first date.
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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 23:29   #55
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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I need a video of Henry breaking down on MOTD, it was possibly the best interview I've ever seen with a footballer.
I didnt see it, please descibe.
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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 23:32   #56
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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I didnt see it, please descibe.
Interviewer: So, about that penalty.
Henry: Well, I... (laughs. Shakes head.) I... (breaks down giggling)
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Unread 26 Oct 2005, 23:52   #57
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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How about

<Dace> Some black guy was beating up a Paki and I had to help

,Laura> Ooh, my hero

<Dace> Yeah, I couldn't work out which one to beat up first so I stuck my hand through a railing.
this is gold
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Also, sup injury buddy!
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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i must have acted better than i remember cause im now seeing her again tomorrow afternoon
If you **** this up, I'm coming there and kicking your ass!
Don't get so RETARDEDLY ****ING drunk.


I must say though, the txting her to be sure she got home okay was a good idea. Calling woulda been horrible.
I'm assuming she make the point of contact to go out with you again, not you calling her like a pansy all night ? (though, I don't expect any less from you )

Have you figured out your plans for the evening?
I expect to hear updated stories of failure .... I mean entertainment
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Two short things, as usual Rankin:

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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

I must say, considering things, that although you ****ed up, you still get a second chance, now learn from your mistakes padawan.

Don't get horribly drunk.
Don't do angry things.
Think, Rankin, Think! (not too much, though)

Seriously Rankin, you shouldn't do the whole Rage Rage 5 6 2 2 ! ! ! ! thingy, it makes things bad, don't expect too much things either.

Now that said, go out with her again and go get them tiger. She already kissed you once, she's into you (you were into her too, lolzomg!)


Oh and what Rids said too.
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Unread 27 Oct 2005, 09:09   #62
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

good god, I read all the way through this thread and nobody suggested a threesome. you people are getting old aren't you?
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

she must be a bit of a slapper, i wouldnt go on a second date with a man who got blind drunk on the first.
just get a bit merry this time and she might tickle your wotsit a bit :-)
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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good god, I read all the way through this thread and nobody suggested a threesome. you people are getting old aren't you?
There's enough trouble for dace in trying to have sex with one woman, two at the same time could be an episode eons in the making.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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stuff
dude... weak

I haven't read the whole thread, but im just going to throw in a few random things that people have probably already said.

1. Why didn't you have sex with all the dancing girls?

2. Why did you INSIST on getting drunk AGAIN? CAPITALS.

3. Metal railings are generally going to beat you if you insist on fighting them using only juice.

4. Good work on the kissing
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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I need a video of Henry breaking down on MOTD, it was possibly the best interview I've ever seen with a footballer.
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These things never work for me. Even half of the porn I download just ****ing fails miserably
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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These things never work for me. Even half of the porn I download just ****ing fails miserably
google for gspot and download it. Run it, select a file that's giving you trouble, and gspot will tell you what codec is needed to play it, and if you have it. As the henry clip is DivX, that's quite a major codec not to have, and if that's your only problem, fixing it is easy.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Addendum to 1-X's post:
Be careful while googling for gspot if you are at work.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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You know, you're right.

If there had been a part that went something along the lines of:

So I pulled out my magnum and took the 1st lesbian with a headshot that plastered her brains over the wall and ceiling. The 2nd ran for the exit and quickly jumped in a parked taxi. Without a 2nd thought I diving in the one behind and uttered the immortal words 'Follow that car'.
We drove down the main road hitting 85mph. The driver of the taxi in front was weaving all over the road while I took pot shots at his car. Usually I can hit the tyres at 60ft but Laura was distracting me by sucking on my knob.

it could have been Pulitzer material.
Sin City style.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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"You should've had more sex with her"


This makes more sense now i re-read an old thread.



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I'm wondering what percentage of GD threads could be auto-replied to with "you should have had more sex with her". I'd say high.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Shit, so you didn't get any from any of the girls, and couldn't even have a wank after?

Gutted.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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I need a video of Henry breaking down on MOTD, it was possibly the best interview I've ever seen with a footballer.
just because it's you

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Also, next time dace, impale the fried chicken on the railing, not your hand. spacker.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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i must have acted better than i remember cause im now seeing her again tomorrow afternoon
So now it's day after time, details.
I expect some in the morning since you're obviously drunk as s#it right now
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

I'm guessing that because Skiddy hasn't replied in this thread yet his date last night went better than Dace's.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

I'm guessing that when you wank you think of skiddy.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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I'm guessing that when you wank you think of skiddy.
I had phone sex last night with my girlfriend... It was good
But no thinking of skiddy...
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

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I had phone sex last night with my girlfriend... It was good ...
I still can't get aroused doing that.
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I still can't get aroused doing that.
Obviously she doesn't put the effort into it with you that she does with Ste.
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Re: [E/N] "Viewers of a nervous disposition are advised to look away ... now"

Dace, what did I say the last time? With the run you've had, the odds had to be for a good night. Which clearly was a mistake. However maybe it was a better night than you think if she's up for a second date.
I mean, what really do you expect from a first date? You got a kiss, she wants to see you again, I'd count that SCORE!
Of course the hand-impailing was a down side, but since she'd gone home at that stage, it can't be counted as happening on the date!
That was just regular stupidity.

Anyway. Do. Not. Get. Twatted. Out. Of. Your. Mind. On. Alcohol. This. Time.
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I still can't get aroused doing that.
yeh, i never could usually... but i was quite drunk and horny...
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