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Unread 12 Jan 2006, 00:09   #1
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I'm sad :(

Get back to my uni accomodation from the union at about 2045 this evening, and as I'm walking through the car park I notice the drivers side parking light is on. I think to myself "how strange" and head back to my room to fetch my car keys so I can turn it off (don't want my battery running flat now do I).

I get back to my car, open the drivers door stick my head in and switch the light off. As I do so, I notice something very odd about my cd player. It is no longer there. Some ****er has come along and releaved me of my car stereo. Cue a rather angry me shouting very loudly. Obviously there's bugger all the police can do about it, even though it's on CCTV (not very good quality though, all you can see is a Fiesta pull up behind my car and the drivers door open. You can't actually see anyone get out and get in my car or make out the number plate). Of course it would have to be the one night I forget to take the front panel out of my car wouldn't it. Oh well, it was only an £80 one, and they were kind enough to leave me my CDs and the wires still attached (I think).

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Re: I'm sad :(

I often leave my car open in the vain hope that someone will steal the thing.

Apparently noone wants a clio - i think it must be the french-thing.
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Re: I'm sad :(

someone stole a cassette player from my car that cost me £25. They also left the adapter that it needed.
I think it was barely worth it...
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Re: I'm sad :(

i don't think mine will be any good to them, we had to cut the connector off it and jiggle the wires about as the previous owner had cut the connector off of the car. And there'll be very few people who are going to want to buy an unboxed CD player with no instructions and odd wires
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Re: I'm sad :(

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i don't think mine will be any good to them, we had to cut the connector off it and jiggle the wires about as the previous owner had cut the connector off of the car. And there'll be very few people who are going to want to buy an unboxed CD player with no instructions and odd wires

It'll always end up in someones hands. That's the problem. Scum.

What we need is a car stereo that explodes if removed from the dashboard. I'd buy one and leave my car parked in secluded areas of dodgey streets. That'd learn em.
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Re: I'm sad :(

Sorry to hear that dude.
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Re: I'm sad :(

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It'll always end up in someones hands. That's the problem. Scum.

What we need is a car stereo that explodes if removed from the dashboard. I'd buy one and leave my car parked in secluded areas of dodgey streets. That'd learn em.
I'd forget it explodes and take it out so noone would steal it....

Thats sucks about the CD player, how about insurance?
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Re: I'm sad :(

Ul dude :-((((




Id pay good money to watch someone try and nick mine.
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Re: I'm sad :(

Bad luck dude. Im surprised pikeys still want to steal CD players when they are barely worth much on the s/h market.

These days I thought GPS / TomToms would be the gadget of choice.
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Re: I'm sad :(

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that will damage your car.
no, what we need is a little needle that quickly jabs their thieving little sausage fingers with AIDS.
far more desirabe collateral damage than your car (assuming the thief likes unprotected sexypoos)
Umm, unless the thief has sex with the person they sell it to, it's collateral damage that's not very nice.
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I'd take some damage to my car, blood stains, scortch marks and such just to horrendously injure a thief for a relativly minor crime.
I think that's reasonable.
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Re: I'm sad :(

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Id pay good money to watch someone try and nick mine.
Why is it glued in?
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Re: I'm sad :(

I'm not too sure how popular DEVVO is with any of you - but in his X-mas special (part I) they steal a head unit and think they can just slide CDs through the hole to make music. Its frightening how stupid some people are.

P.S. Yes, this was entirely for the promotion of Devvo, you'll love it!
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I'm not too sure how popular DEVVO is with any of you - but in his X-mas special (part I) they steal a head unit and think they can just slide CDs through the hole to make music. Its frightening how stupid some people are.

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It's a parody.
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Seems unlikely that he would wear the same T-shirt for at least 10 out of 14 videos (but it's a chav, am i rite ). I haven't seen them all, but in the Leeds festival video, he starts on a few people and none of them defend themselves. I doubt that at an event such as Leeds festival, a single chav (being filmed) wouldn't get battered if he started on somebody in a large group.
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It seems quite staged to be perfectly honest. Maybe the banter is ad-libbed for the most part but it's all quite Reality-Sit-Com'esque.
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Re: I'm sad :(

someone once stole the control panel of my car stereo. He was too stupid to get the whole thing out. He also took my CDs, the few orginals I had. Damage for me: maybe 150€ and that bastard was lucky if he got 20€ for the whole stuff (I guess the control panel is pretty much useless unless you get the radio it belongs to). But it was my fault anyway: i left the trunck open. It's a Corsa and that cover-thingy on it is broken, so its pretty easy to get inside the car through the trunk.
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Id pay good money to watch someone try and nick mine.
Why is it glued in?
No, his car doesn't have one lolz
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