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We got absolutely wasted last night...
I don't drink a lot regularly (although I drink regularly). Anyway, we went to a bar/club/thing last night and arrived to find that between 8pm and 9pm all drinks were 2-for-1 plus various things were on offer... So I got the first round in...
2x Double Tequila
2x Double Vodka
2x Becks
4x VK
2x Red Bull
Total - £13 !!! 
This was the FIRST round (between 4 of us). I had the two Becks and two Tequilas (Jose Cuervo Traditional ofc!)
About an hour later, it all got a bit blurred!
At 3am, I met another mate. We smoked of the herb (superbly skunky!) and drank whisky.
I collapsed around 5am. Oh and lost about £20 and my switch card someplace...
I woke up very ill at about 9am  I spewed in the loo and a bucket.
We decided to make a photo guide to recovering from hangovers... Basically you need to drink lots of juice, take some paracetamol (NOT asprin cos it upsets your stomach) and you need to take a very hot bath with cold fresh air. Here's the proof that this works!!!
[ Before]
[ Hot Bath & Lots of Juice]
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And now I can't sleep and will spend the rest of the week trying to recover from the weekend 
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pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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13 Jan 2003, 00:35
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Argh, my eyes
You sure that's juice?
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13 Jan 2003, 00:40
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It's Asda's "Fresh" Apple Juice. Does look a bit disturbing!!!
Heh, ever done a #2 and spewed at the same time? I HAVE
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pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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13 Jan 2003, 00:41
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Originally posted by Mong
It's Asda's "Fresh" Apple Juice. Does look a bit disturbing!!!
Heh, ever done a #2 and spewed at the same time? I HAVE
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I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit.
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13 Jan 2003, 00:41
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Unfortunately I am in that very special club too.
It's not a pleasant experience is it?
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13 Jan 2003, 00:42
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Re: We got absolutely wasted last night...
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13 Jan 2003, 00:43
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It's not like you didn't know what you were going to see.
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13 Jan 2003, 00:44
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It's not like you didn't know what you were going to see.
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I was expecting to see a nice matching toilet/bucket combo, maybe with a frilly mat around the base of the loo.
I was in fact confronted with vomit.
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13 Jan 2003, 00:46
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lol
":eek: GD posters in descriptive link shocker"
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13 Jan 2003, 00:49
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And for my next trick... I'll post a pic of me spewing anc crapping at the Same Time !!!
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pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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13 Jan 2003, 00:51
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I was expecting to see a nice matching toilet/bucket combo, maybe with a frilly mat around the base of the loo.
I was in fact confronted with vomit.
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But I quite clearly described it as a pic of my vomit!
/me applauds sayonara!
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13 Jan 2003, 00:53
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13 Jan 2003, 00:54
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Quote:
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It's not like you didn't know what you were going to see.
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I wanted to see vomit. I was genuinley thanking Mong.
Jeez.....
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13 Jan 2003, 00:55
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And thats better?
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13 Jan 2003, 00:56
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ice cold coca cola is the only way to beat a hang over.
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13 Jan 2003, 00:57
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I have heard this a lot.
But I don't think the caffiene would help...
Any studies been done on that?
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13 Jan 2003, 01:00
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Yuck!
You knew people just HAD to click that link, did you not?
I did not even want to...
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13 Jan 2003, 01:04
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that is the worst thing u have done mong argh
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13 Jan 2003, 01:05
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Caffine is good cos it perks you up. I forgot to mention that after the bath I had a large coffee with no milk and lots of sugar, and went for a brisk walk.
I recommend a book called "Pssst!" by some Doctor who used to be on TV. All about drink. Especially how to recover :-D
I have developed a Recovery Sandwich. It goes;
Bacon, two rashers
Egg, one, large
Bread, two slices
Cheese, grated/sliced
Salsa, "Jabenero" preferrably
Cook the bacon and the egg. Then at the last minute, put the cheese on the egg. Meanwhilst, toast the bread and then smear liberally with the salsa. You can either have mega-hot (like Jabanero, or something with a lot of red tomato and onion). Anyway, serve it with some salt, eat it.
Chiles are natures gift to those of you suffering from a hangover
So if you can eat that sandwich, and keep it down... you've recovered
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13 Jan 2003, 01:05
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the acidity of the coke helps settle the stomach
it rehydrates
it contains lots of sugar to top up the sugar levels
the caffeine helps perk you up and acts as a slight pain killer
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13 Jan 2003, 01:06
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Yuck!
You knew people just HAD to click that link, did you not?
I did not even want to...
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You love it!
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13 Jan 2003, 01:07
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You love it!
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Thats another question, is it not?
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13 Jan 2003, 01:08
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Quote:
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the acidity of the coke helps settle the stomach
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Hell no! Nononono! Idi is a baaaad person!
The acidity will rot what's remaining of your stomach lining! Plus coke dehydrates you cos of the caffine and that-thing-i-can't-remember!
Nononono!
I love coke, but it's almost the top of Things Not To Eat/Drink When Hungover!!!
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13 Jan 2003, 01:09
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Quote:
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the acidity of the coke helps settle the stomach
it rehydrates
it contains lots of sugar to top up the sugar levels
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All of that is true, except for the rehydrates part.
Caffeine is a diuretic, just like alcohol. It inhibits the kidneys' ability to return water to the blood, and more water than usual is passed to the bladder instead.
Hence the confusiness.
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13 Jan 2003, 01:10
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I just realised, I made someone's sig.
How happy am I? \o/
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13 Jan 2003, 01:21
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I just realised, I made someone's sig.
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13 Jan 2003, 01:22
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pablissimo > me?
Better pull my finger out :eek:
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13 Jan 2003, 01:24
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I'm apparently bigger than Bobby Davro, if Kura is to be believed.
He is racist against scousers though. The stone faced bearded scottish wanker.
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I thought you were equal to Bobby Davro?
Looks like you better pull it out too.
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13 Jan 2003, 01:27
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I'm only on a par with Davro eh.
The finger shall indeed be pulled, resulting in comedy posting or a comedy fart. It won't be that funny, I'm on my own and I'd make the room smell and I couldn't blame it on anyone else as I'm, as i say, on my own.
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If you're going to fart, try and do it near your microphone or a tape recorder.
"Evidence"
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$SIG{CHLD} = 'IGNORE';
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If you're going to fart, try and do it near your microphone or a tape recorder.
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I'll follow through, photo it, and link to it on a public forum claiming it's 'a shot of my new trousers', not, of course, telling people it's really my **** on some cloth.
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titus you cnut! You could have labeled the links! Oh and heh... my mates would prolly like, pick me up, clean me up, put me to bed... not leave me lying in my own spew!!!
Heh, while she was out did you have a grope?
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I can take a photo of that too...
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13 Jan 2003, 10:52
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only TRUE and WORKING way of getting rid of hangover = save a sixpack of beer for the morning.
also makes it easier to start drinking again \o/
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13 Jan 2003, 10:54
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I managed to not click any of the links. Having read the rest of the thread I am so pleased about that.
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
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13 Jan 2003, 10:55
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I managed to not click any of the links. Having read the rest of the thread I am so pleased about that.
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Your eyes have been spared, your mind untainted by vomitPix.
And with that I announce Mong's new website, www.mongthrowsup.com, in which Mong and friends photograph each other in more and more depravity ridden scenarios centred around being sick.
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I tend to drink 2 litres of water when i get home and wake up with no hangover, obviously there are several down sides to this.
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I just ordered a sausage and egg barm from the kitchen here (as opposed to say, the server room). My co-worked said "I thought you were watching your weight?" I replied, "Yes, I watched my weight as it came out of my yesterday morning"
Oh yeah, drinking lots of water before bed helps. But best of all is orange juice - the sugar helps repair the brain damage!
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I have tried the drinking of beer method when one wakes up, we did that at my mates 21st B day party years ago, and infact had a BBQ the next morning we were right as rain, all the rest had a bit of a sore head, but my mate and myself were fine.
Drinking water before you go to sleep helps, and also having a glass of water next to the bed helps, as you can rehydrate yourself that way.
Berocca also works with a hangover.
I once had a craving for tomato soup once, and that worked by making me feel alot better.
A long hot shower is also great as well.
Milk also works, as it puts a lining on your stomach.
The reason that people get hangovers is that the alcohol crosses the blood brain barrier in your brain and causes dehydration, but your brain is fooled into thinking that you have enough liquid in your body, but by this time you are feling good and keep on drinking, when you have enough liquid in you, the kidneys know there is too much liquid in you and start making you go to the toilet more. Your brain actually becomes dehydrated and that is why you get the sore head feeling in your brain, as there is less fluid than normal......
Thus you actually are losing more fluid than you are taking in.
Then when you get home, and pass out you breathe the alcohol and also sweat it out, not to mention numerous trips to the toilet, thus that is why it is good to drink a large amount of water before going to bed, as this minimises this, and also having a glass that you can drink out of in the night is a good thing to do, as you are rehydrating your body.
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disturbing...very disturbing....
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I've been told this is one of the most disturbing threads ever seen on GD... and me, an ex-mod... ooooo!
M.
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gotta point out tho that when i went to the army at 7.1.2002 i started getting horrible hangovers, never had 'em before. then ever sinse i got out of the army 5.7. i had been drinking like 2 times a week minimum until early december when i decided that it was a time to have a few weeks of pause from beer (i drank like 2-5 times a week, and in 95% of cases i drink, i drink until i drop.). i had a 2½ week of pause and havent gotten a bad hangover sinse! like nowadays it's only a slight "weak" feeling that goes away with a pint of water at the morning and something to eat. which is a bit better than the two days of feeling totally hammered and not beeing able to really eat anything the first day.
I'M CURED! \o/
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Re: We got absolutely wasted last night...
what are you doing with your left hand?
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Quote:
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I can take a photo of that too...
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Please, dont.
The  , you understand.
They are easily scared.
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I have developed a Recovery Sandwich. It goes;
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The ultimate "Recovery Sandwich" is described in an episode of Red Dwarf.
It's the episode when Rimmer gets really drunk for some reason (he's the one who eats the sandwich at Lister's suggestion).
I think it's the episode when Kryton is getting replcaed by a new Android model.
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Nope.
"To the memory of the memory of Lisa Yates"
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I've been told this is one of the most disturbing threads ever seen on GD... and me, an ex-mod... ooooo!
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I happen to agree the piccies are pretty graphic, but the discussion is not that bad regarding other peoples hangover cures!
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