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21 Apr 2006, 09:36
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A saw in a pie
Smuggling goods into jail gets harder by the day
I doubt this woman would have been caught 50 years ago
I wonder what searching technique they used on her
Edit: mMmm vagina flavored marijuana
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21 Apr 2006, 09:53
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cynic
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Re: A saw in a pie
it was probably her john wayne like walk that gave her away...
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21 Apr 2006, 12:43
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Ron Burgundy
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Re: A saw in a pie
If shes latino, then surely the ghetto wobble would be her normal gait.
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21 Apr 2006, 15:40
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: A saw in a pie
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Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition.
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So her minge was 'da bomb' then?
Ugh, I can't believe I typed that. I'll get me coat....
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21 Apr 2006, 21:44
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Bona Fide Jesus Freak
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: A saw in a pie
Metal Detectors FTW!
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Matthew 24:9 (New International Version) "Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me."
Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
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21 Apr 2006, 22:13
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overtired
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Re: A saw in a pie
having googled the M67, it doesn't look comfortable. While the body of the grenade is egg-shaped, "that bit you hold after you pull the pin" is big and sharp and sticks out a lot.
Credit goes to whoever told her to "squeeze some drugs up there while you're at it love".
edit : I never read the details, that it was a cylinder containing both the drugs and the grenade. Oh well...
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21 Apr 2006, 22:16
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Re: A saw in a pie
Well, if I had a vagina i would stick random stuff in it too
so it isn't all that suprising
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21 Apr 2006, 23:30
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Mathamagician
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Re: A saw in a pie
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Originally Posted by 1-X
having googled the M67, it doesn't look comfortable. While the body of the grenade is egg-shaped, "that bit you hold after you pull the pin" is big and sharp and sticks out a lot.
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Maybe they built a vagina friendly one, 'no more tears' or something.
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21 Apr 2006, 23:51
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so f*cking zen
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Re: A saw in a pie
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22 Apr 2006, 00:54
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The Bad Guy
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Re: A saw in a pie
They should have blown the c*nt up.
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22 Apr 2006, 01:18
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: A saw in a pie
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The court heard from defence QC Paul McBride that Baillie, who has a teenage daughter, had delivered a cigarette packet stuffed with drugs worth almost £1,600 to the jail after the mother of an underworld figure made her an offer "she could not refuse".
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lolly roffle!
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22 Apr 2006, 17:46
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edited for readability
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Re: A saw in a pie
you know, she must be pretty loose.. being able to fit a thermas up there... O.o
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22 Apr 2006, 22:24
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I see you!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Re: A saw in a pie
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Originally Posted by Alessio
Well, if I had a vagina i would stick random stuff in it too
so it isn't all that suprising
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Is it normal to search vaginas before females enters a prison though?
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22 Apr 2006, 22:43
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Bona Fide Jesus Freak
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the Word of the Lord
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Re: A saw in a pie
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Is it normal to search vaginas before females enters a prison though?
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Depends on the search tool. I have heard that the Montgomery County Jail in Texas uses biological search tools.
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Matthew 24:9 (New International Version) "Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me."
Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
CT R22-20, [1up] R18-16, TGV R15,
The Illuminati - [NoS] - R14-13
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22 Apr 2006, 23:13
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Monkey Man
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Re: A saw in a pie
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Originally Posted by Qdeathstar
you know, she must be pretty loose.. being able to fit a thermas up there... O.o
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I'm told you can fit quite a lot 'up there'. Y'know, like babies and shit.
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