Re: The Da Vinci Code - WARNING! Religious references
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
Before i read any of the rest this made me think..."there are people out there who trust a dude called 'Pastor Chuck'???"
Church or no church he sounds dodgy before he even opens his mouth.
So he is the best leader ever because he can say 'i pray that god takes care of him' whilst silently thinking 'MOTHER****ER GONNA BURN FOR HIS SINS PRAISE YE TO JESUS'
Why does a book insult you so? Surely if i wrote "Jesus was the son of a jewish pimp. At the age of 10 he first discovered LSD from a man named Jebeddiah who sold it to him for his sisters virginity. What followed was 25 years of tripping with Jesus and his crazy mates.
When they wernt trashing temples and stealing sheep they were stoned off their face and pretty sure they could fly or walk on water.
Jesus finally died when his followers had a really bad trip and thought he was a monkey and decided to nail him to a cross because thats what seemed pretty cool at the time
All this can be backed up by my shit factual references and tenuous links to cool sounding names like 'templarific knights of the round table of solomon' who wrote the whole thing down as it happened because they were doctors at the time and part of the Nazareth Anti-LSD and rehabilitation league.
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Ask your pastor what he thinks of that. Will i be burning for all eternity for writing what is CLEARLY A PIECE OF ****ING FICTION??? or have i just made everyone here think 'holy shit...what if the templarific knights were real and what if this isnt too far from the truth and its all been a giant conspiracy by the League of pimps and ho's for the past 2000 years! DAMN THEM the wool has been pulled over my eyes!'
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Chuck dodgy? Heh. I used to think of him as upchuck as in vomit. That was before I learned the kind of person he really is. He lives in such a way as to be an example for folks like me. He exercises daily, he eats right, he prays alot, he serves from morning to night. His dedication is amazing and yet through it all he still has joy in his heart that pretty much all who meet him can see. Is he Jesus or God? Nah, not even close. Does he live his life for Christ? Absolutely. Chuck would like you and it's possible you would like him.
The writer of this Blog, well...she is a bit of a pycho. After 5 years her friends and relatives finally got her to go see someone.
Chuck was not hurt by the book and felt that it was a great oportunity for Christians to share their faith. While he was not hurt he also does not like Jesus portrayed (fictional or not) in a light that is less that what he biblically feels is the truth.
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Matthew 24:9 (New International Version) "Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me."
Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
CT R22-20, [1up] R18-16, TGV R15,
The Illuminati - [NoS] - R14-13
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