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word up faggots
So, after several months of being distracted by - well - beer and dancing and music and all the other pursuits ('chutes' ho ho) you would associate with me, I have returned. After a stellar week at Whitby Goth, I'm settling into a nice afternoon of teh internat, and I've decided to re-establish contact with you chaps, lost so many months ago in the hurly-burly of Christmas, because you are all great and indeed I fancy many of you.
And bloody hell, but there's a world of buggery to sort out.
Yahwe is courting Rabbis, Crashtester is still posting, and Tomkat has seemingly caught bird flu after using one two many turkey twizzlers pinched from the school canteen for sweaty, nefarious and after-school purposes. Either that, or he's been bug-chasing, the dirty old teacher.
And I still haven't got a job! But I'm not on Jobseekers either, so I suppose that counts for something.
How are you lot?
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Re: word up faggots
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So, after several months of being distracted by - well - beer and dancing and music and all the other pursuit ('chutes' ho ho) you would associate with me, I have returned.
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This makes it sound like your absence was from your own choosing. Surely not?
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Re: word up faggots
I saw the title of this thread and my heart fluttered.
Personally I now work in the Guinness Brewery. A career move I'm sure nobody saw coming.
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27 Apr 2006, 16:19
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Re: word up faggots
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This makes it sound like your absence was from your own choosing. Surely not?
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I'm going to dodge that question, in much the same totally, jaw-droppingly unsatisfactory way that Charles Clarke has not been sacked yet.
Yes and no.
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27 Apr 2006, 16:22
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Re: word up faggots
I thought you were dead ;/
but your not so \o/
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Re: word up faggots
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I saw the title of this thread and my heart fluttered.
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You should stop wanking while reading GD. Combined with the alcohol poisoning, it's putting too much pressure on your system.
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Personally I now work in the Guinness Brewery.
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Let me guess. Taste tester?
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27 Apr 2006, 16:24
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Re: word up faggots
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I thought you were dead ;/
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Why did you think I was dead?!
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Re: word up faggots
Hello Andrew.
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Re: word up faggots
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You should stop wanking while reading GD. Combined with the alcohol poisoning, it's putting too much pressure on your system.
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I thought it counter-balanced on some sort of cosmic life-judging weighing scales
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Let me guess. Taste tester?
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I send kegs to other countries. Imagine! The humanitarianism astounds even myself!
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Re: word up faggots
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I thought it counter-balanced on some sort of cosmic life-judging weighing scales
I send kegs to other countries. Imagine! The humanitarianism astounds even myself!
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Could you stop sending all the shitty kegs filled with Guinness made with political prisoners' urine to the rest of the world and start sending out some of the decent stuff?
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Re: word up faggots
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Hello Stewart.
I missed you, you know?
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I send kegs to other countries. Imagine! The humanitarianism astounds even myself!
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Re: word up faggots
If some post fairly soon has a
last edited by Marilyn Manson on ....
we know he is
We've missed you tbh MM, we've not had many strange new accounts to laugh at since you stopped telling us when they were forum pming you for an online autograph
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Re: word up faggots
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Hello Stewart.
I missed you, you know?
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No I did not know!
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I can't really do anything at the moment because I've only got about eight minutes left.
I'll deal with you lot tommorow.
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sounds kinky and promising!
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Re: word up faggots
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Why did you think I was dead?!
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because you didnt post for like 4 months ;/
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because you didnt post for like 4 months ;/
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That doesn't mean he's dead!
Sometimes I don't post on GD for days or weeks at a time. Sometimes (just about) a whole week goes by on the whole forums when I don't post, due to RL and other issues. His was just extended more. Beer does that to people, I think
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ye but you come on IRC, MM didnt even say anything, nada ;/
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Re: word up faggots
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I send kegs to other countries.
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Let me get this straight, you are responsible for exporting beer to other countries? Was this a government enforced appointment to help remedy the trade deficit caused by how much beer you were importing for personal use?
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Re: word up faggots
JBG is also responsible for flood control in Southern Ireland.
If floods are predicted, he increases his Guinness consumption, which consequently increasese production levels and hence river water use, which lowers river levels and thus reduces the flooding risk.
It's simple and yet genius.
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Re: word up faggots
I'm still dodging between the machinery of society whilst somehow keeping up a University degree, much as would be expected I suppose.
Nice to hear from you though
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hello
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Re: word up faggots
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Let me get this straight, you are responsible for exporting beer to other countries? Was this a government enforced appointment to help remedy the trade deficit caused by how much beer you were importing for personal use?
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As DM pointed out we only export the trash and keep the good black stuff for ourselves. It's a wonderful world.
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Re: word up faggots
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No I did not know!
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Re: word up faggots
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As DM pointed out we only export the trash and keep the good black stuff for ourselves. It's a wonderful world.
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Did you know this?
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Originally Posted by someGuinnessguy
Per pint, Draught Guinness has 210 calories; as a reference, one pint of semi-skimmed milk has 260 calories and one pint of orange juice has 220 calories.
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It actually has LESS calories than a pint of semi-skimmed milk.
Though I can't see myself drinking 8 pints of semi-skimmed milk in a night. Strange how we manage it with alcohol though.
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Re: word up faggots
btw, I notice that Nantoz has apparently stopped posting, which makes me sad as he was hot and allegedly had a huge Norwegian penis.
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Re: word up faggots
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Did you know this?
It actually has LESS calories than a pint of semi-skimmed milk.
Though I can't see myself drinking 8 pints of semi-skimmed milk in a night. Strange how we manage it with alcohol though.
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Per pint draught guinness extends your life by an average of seven hours. FACT
PS Above fact may not in fact be a fact, per se in so far as facts are considered facts factually speaking.
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27 Apr 2006, 20:17
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Re: word up faggots
Guinness is a poofs drink.
Real men drink puchine.
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Re: word up faggots
Poteen.
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Re: word up faggots
Hi MM
I have a job now! And I'm finishing school!
In other words, I have become boring
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Re: word up faggots
nice to see you arent dead MM
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Re: word up faggots
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Poteen.
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I was introduced to it through a bald, middle-aged man with a thick Cork/Limerick accent, thus I know it as puchine.
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Re: word up faggots
That is how it's actually pronounced. Just spelt different as John Kofiy would say.
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Ah, I see.
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Re: word up faggots
I am now employed. I have a job. I am an evil (and very very tired) capitalist.
I missed you andrew.
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I missed you too, Stephen.
Your post saga on the Rabbi was quite beautiful, and I confess that it made me cry a little.
Bless you.
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Re: word up faggots
I only live to serve GD.
They don't appreciate it of course.
But i love them anyway.
(i trust/hope you will be back permanently now? and a history of your exploits would be nice )
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Re: word up faggots
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I am now employed. I have a job. I am an evil (and very very tired) capitalist.
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Exactly what is it you do now Stephen?
I read your thread about your career all the way through, and am none the wiser, though I was surprised (maybe not) that you don't consider (fully qualified) accountants to be professionals - or at least you didn't mention them specifically.
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Re: word up faggots
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Exactly what is it you do now Stephen?
I read your thread about your career all the way through, and am none the wiser, though I was surprised (maybe not) that you don't consider (fully qualified) accountants to be professionals - or at least you didn't mention them specifically.
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professionals are those who are in professions which are traditionally for 2nd sons.
you may scoff at this truth.
you may preen yourself with your 'training'.
but I ask you. If you are so keen to call yourself a 'professional' then by your own definition I would want to call a plumber a professional: and between an accountant and a plumber, i would rather have the plumber at my supper table.
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Re: word up faggots
I don't really understand what you're getting at with your "2nd son" comment. Forgive my ignorance.
To become a member of the Institute (of Chartered Accountants) you need a degree to start the training, this is not the case for the plumbing qualification.
Personally, I would class a professional as anyone who has to do further professional, post-degree qualifications.
To countersign a passport you need to be 'a professional' - of which the suggestions listed are, if I remember correctly, teacher, lawyer and accountant.
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Re: word up faggots
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I don't really understand what you're getting at with your "2nd son" comment. Forgive my ignorance.
To become a member of the Institute (of Chartered Accountants) you need a degree to start the training, this is not the case for the plumbing qualification.
Personally, I would class a professional as anyone who has to do further professional, post-degree qualifications.
To countersign a passport you need to be 'a professional' - of which the suggestions listed are, if I remember correctly, teacher, lawyer and accountant.
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what on earth made you think i was interested in your personal opinion? I had already guessed it and demonstrated it's inaccuracy; mocked your motivation for it and dismissed it before you wasted my time by typing it out.
I am very very tired. I do not feel the need to hold your hand on this particular path to understanding.
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Re: word up faggots
wb MM good to see you again
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Of course plumbing is a profession
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My day got a little better, thank you MM
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Re: word up faggots
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what on earth made you think i was interested in your personal opinion? I had already guessed it and demonstrated it's inaccuracy; mocked your motivation for it and dismissed it before you wasted my time by typing it out.
I am very very tired. I do not feel the need to hold your hand on this particular path to understanding.
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Re: word up faggots
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i wrote a poem, but threw it away.
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Re: word up faggots
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Hello you beefeh hunk.
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To become a member of the Institute (of Chartered Accountants) you need a degree to start the training, this is not the case for the plumbing qualification.
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You don't. As long as you are working in a Chartered Accountancy firm anyone can start the training. It's only recently that the big firms have started insisted on everyone having degrees before employing them.
I don't get that 2nd son comment either though and a quick google wasn't particularly useful.
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Re: word up faggots
Does anyone actually care if they can be "officially" termed a professional?
I say this as a professional wastrel.
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I think it refers to the historic practice of one of your sons traditionally managing the families affairs/estate and the second son going into a profession. Or something like that. Father Ted makes the joke about the Irish always have their second (stupid) son going into the Priesthood and the brighter son being a doctor.
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