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14 Apr 2006, 01:28
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A local thread for local people
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14 Apr 2006, 01:29
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Spelling is for pussies
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Re: A local thread for local people
I can post, but I can't access the GD main page, meaning I'm forced to rely on the 'Last post' button
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14 Apr 2006, 01:33
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Re: A local thread for local people
everything seems fine (except PM's don't work)
edit :even PM's work now so everything's tickety-boo here
Last edited by 1-X; 14 Apr 2006 at 02:12.
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14 Apr 2006, 01:36
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Born Sinful
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Re: A local thread for local people
This thing is shitted up yo.
Most of the people in #forums appear to be without any access.
I somehow have super-duper-full-access despite not having anything at all 40 minutes ago.
Some of you have partial access.
Just what the hell is going on?*
*This comment directed in Jolt's direction
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14 Apr 2006, 01:37
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Re: A local thread for local people
If I log out I can browse the forums.
I can then log in to answer threads I see.
But when i've posted this (unless I log out) I will get that white page error message.
So my solution is not 'good', it just works.
But I'm technophobic so I'm still quite proud
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14 Apr 2006, 01:42
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Re: A local thread for local people
hooray for what the ****!
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14 Apr 2006, 01:46
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Born Sinful
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Re: A local thread for local people
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14 Apr 2006, 01:58
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: A local thread for local people
just last post.
I think it's broken
this is so round 2
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14 Apr 2006, 02:03
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Re: A local thread for local people
Quote:
Originally Posted by SbOlly
I can post, but I can't access the GD main page, meaning I'm forced to rely on the 'Last post' button
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14 Apr 2006, 02:06
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1up on you
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Re: A local thread for local people
sup
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14 Apr 2006, 02:10
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Re: A local thread for local people
Well I went to #jolt on quakenet where I spoke to a very nice chap called 'Tycow'.
He was incredibly understanding and has posted a message on the jolt admin forum so that the problem will be noticed as soon as possible.
He really couldn't have been kinder to me, nor could he have done more to help.
'Perhaps' this issue was caused by an upgrade. 'Perhaps' jj was informed about it. 'Perhaps he should have been around at 11pm to respond to the pms. 'Perhaps' he should read his text messages.
But what matters now is solving the problem.
As I said in #forums - "what's done is done and can not be now amended. men shall deal unadvisably sometimes" all that matters is fixing the problem not apportioning blame.
So until that time I recommend logging out (this gives you freedom to read the boards) and only logging in in order to post.
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14 Apr 2006, 02:15
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Re: A local thread for local people
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14 Apr 2006, 02:16
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1up on you
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Re: A local thread for local people
Quote:
Originally Posted by yahwe
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14 Apr 2006, 02:16
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Born Sinful
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Re: A local thread for local people
It now appears to be fixed.
And no the lord high James did not know of any maintenance or upgrades that were planned.
And no we still don't know what actually happened either
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14 Apr 2006, 02:25
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: A local thread for local people
It's not the first time it's done that, and by god i'm sure it won't be the last
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14 Apr 2006, 02:30
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1up on you
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Re: A local thread for local people
the forum upgrades i blame them
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14 Apr 2006, 02:31
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Re: A local thread for local people
all that matters is that it works now.
love the league of gentlemen reference btw.
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14 Apr 2006, 02:33
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: A local thread for local people
yay !
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14 Apr 2006, 04:17
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: A local thread for local people
Guess what. It's still ****ed
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14 Apr 2006, 18:59
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Re: A local thread for local people
its just un****ed itself for me ?
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14 Apr 2006, 19:02
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Re: A local thread for local people
Quote:
Originally Posted by meglamaniac
It now appears to be fixed.
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14 Apr 2006, 19:13
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Re: A local thread for local people
'lo.
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14 Apr 2006, 19:13
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Re: A local thread for local people
anyone know what it is yet?
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14 Apr 2006, 19:14
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Re: A local thread for local people
Hello I Am Posting On The Interweb Stop
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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14 Apr 2006, 19:16
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Re: A local thread for local people
works now but didn't at 3:30 this morning when I got in.
and hasn't worked all day til now...
I've had to make loads of really good threads over on plastic brilliance in order to kill time (those cartoons are ace - go see)
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14 Apr 2006, 19:32
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Born Sinful
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Re: A local thread for local people
No idea why it's suddenly fixed again, it wasn't 60 minutes ago - well not for me anyway. I spoke to an op in #jolt over on quakenet around 2 hours ago and he said he'd notify the relevant authorities, not sure if that has anything to do with it or not.
There's still been absolutely no information on what the cause of all this is/was.
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14 Apr 2006, 19:42
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Re: A local thread for local people
Test Post.
(the index.php still doesn't seem to work for me, but pirate.planetarion.com works fine, hmmm)
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14 Apr 2006, 20:19
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Re: A local thread for local people
I can post.
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14 Apr 2006, 20:21
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Re: A local thread for local people
there be devilry at work!
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14 Apr 2006, 20:36
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Re: A local thread for local people
It's been down most of the day (database error blah blah) but it's back now for me.
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14 Apr 2006, 20:41
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Re: A local thread for local people
i blame the french (are jolt french ?
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[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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14 Apr 2006, 20:54
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Re: A local thread for local people
idimmu is a big fat liar
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14 Apr 2006, 23:50
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Godfather
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Re: A local thread for local people
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
'Perhaps' this issue was caused by an upgrade. 'Perhaps' jj was informed about it. 'Perhaps he should have been around at 11pm to respond to the pms. 'Perhaps' he should read his text messages.
But what matters now is solving the problem.
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I issued a request in the pateam channel at 10:30 as to 'what in the feck is going on with the forums' or words to that effect. Jolt were offline and unavailable.
Noone texted me except phil to inform me the forums were down...which i already knew because i had already tried to find out what was going on.
It wasnt an upgrade and i wasnt informed about it.
'just to give you the down low yo'
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14 Apr 2006, 23:57
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Re: A local thread for local people
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
I issued a request in the pateam channel at 10:30 as to 'what in the feck is going on with the forums' or words to that effect. Jolt were offline and unavailable.
Noone texted me except phil to inform me the forums were down...which i already knew because i had already tried to find out what was going on.
It wasnt an upgrade and i wasnt informed about it.
'just to give you the down low yo'
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who do you think bullied phil until he texted you?
and who do you think went on quakenet #jolt rather than expecting pateam to know their arse from their elbow?
but still.
the most important thing is fixing them. Are they properly fixed?
do we know what caused it?
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15 Apr 2006, 01:35
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Re: A local thread for local people
It's easier to answer your questions in reverse order.
"Do we know what caused it?" - No. We have a request up on the mods board (which a Jolt rep reads once in a blue moon) to get info when they feel like giving it to us. I think JJ has emailed someone further up the chain but nothing as yet, because as we found earlier, no-one at Jolt is really responding much.
"Are they properly fixed?" - Maybe. See previous answer.
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15 Apr 2006, 03:06
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: A local thread for local people
So, in short, "Jolt did it"?
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15 Apr 2006, 12:02
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Re: A local thread for local people
99% of jolt staff will be off for the bank holiday weekend i would assume, leaving only a panicking work experience chappie in the office
and for the record, i couldnt access it at all all day yesterday, first attempt at about midday ish right through to about 1am this morning when i went to bed
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