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10 Dec 2003, 22:40
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The Oldbie Newbie
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The ten word sentence
Here it is new and imrpoved the ten word sentence Thread heres how it goes
every post contains 10 words and we will try to form a story, please try to be slightly serious when posting
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Once upon a time, in a land far away. There
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10 Dec 2003, 22:57
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The Port Royale
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Re: The ten word sentence
was a human with a chisled body name Muha, with
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(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
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10 Dec 2003, 23:05
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Re: The ten word sentence
fourteen eyes and a big old beard, he was walking
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11 Dec 2003, 00:43
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Re: The ten word sentence
down the street with a limp, he always had a
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11 Dec 2003, 02:32
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The Port Royale
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Re: The ten word sentence
drinking, for he had a alcohol problem, which made it
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[16:45] <Ur_Quan> brains?? am i missing something??
(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
(02:51:02) • +Siv|Risk bows before the overwhelming knowledge of Muha
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11 Dec 2003, 02:42
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Re: The ten word sentence
easy for him to get drunk and frisky with
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11 Dec 2003, 03:12
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Re: The ten word sentence
dancing penguins, becuase they were the only things that would
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11 Dec 2003, 13:30
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Moo?
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Re: The ten word sentence
look at him without running for the hills. Whilst
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11 Dec 2003, 20:45
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Re: The ten word sentence
he was wooing a penguin one day, he came across
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11 Dec 2003, 22:27
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Re: The ten word sentence
an elephant. "Sorry, old chap!" He exclaimed, wiping it off.
[ooc] Ahhh, the old one's are the oldest.....[/ooc]
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11 Dec 2003, 23:39
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Re: The ten word sentence
The elephant looked up at Muha, his eyes began to
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Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
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Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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12 Dec 2003, 00:09
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Re: The ten word sentence
to water. The elephant embraced Muha in a crushing hug...
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12 Dec 2003, 01:16
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Re: The ten word sentence
Muha returning the hug, this 'over-sized penguin was just
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I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
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Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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12 Dec 2003, 03:43
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Re: The ten word sentence
ooc// please guys, remember your talking bout me//ooc
about to squirt water at a fine looking young woman
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(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
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12 Dec 2003, 03:46
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Moo?
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Re: The ten word sentence
Quote:
Originally Posted by Muha
was a human with a chisled body name Muha, with
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You got yourself into this mess...
In a white t-shirt. Surprisingly, no-one tried to stop him.
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12 Dec 2003, 03:53
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Re: The ten word sentence
because everyone was :google: at her, making the geeks run
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(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
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12 Dec 2003, 03:56
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Re: The ten word sentence
to alt.clothing.soggy. unfortunately, this meant they missed the
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12 Dec 2003, 03:59
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Re: The ten word sentence
falling apart of the shirt, due to shocking manufacture, this
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(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
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12 Dec 2003, 04:04
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Moo?
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Re: The ten word sentence
registered 3.7 on the Richter, due to simultaneous jaw-dropping
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12 Dec 2003, 04:06
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Re: The ten word sentence
which cause the elephant to fall of Muha, he then
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(13:17:44) (+PyRo`) Muha is a genius <3
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12 Dec 2003, 14:28
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Re: The ten word sentence
he began to run rampant, feeling this was too much
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Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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12 Dec 2003, 19:22
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Re: The ten word sentence
like 'not penguin love'. So he went to molest some
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12 Dec 2003, 21:34
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Re: The ten word sentence
hamsters, seeing as nothing else was near enough the shape
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Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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12 Dec 2003, 23:19
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Re: The ten word sentence
of his beloved penguins. After the hampsters he decided to go to
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13 Dec 2003, 10:37
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Re: The ten word sentence
molest early morning shoppers, most of which are, unfortunately, very
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13 Dec 2003, 13:00
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Re: The ten word sentence
penguin-like, with big black coats and waddling all over
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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13 Dec 2003, 23:20
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Re: The ten word sentence
the shopping mall that appeared while he was not looking
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21 Dec 2003, 08:39
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Re: The ten word sentence
at naughty magazines. He seriously "wasn't" looking. Truly. He decided
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33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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21 Dec 2003, 11:24
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Re: The ten word sentence
to stop molesting and go buy some spam from the
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21 Dec 2003, 23:44
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General Discussions black market, which he did so at every
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Get mad!
I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons.
Do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!
With the lemons.
I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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26 Dec 2003, 01:43
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opportunity he got. Very misguidedly, he used the spam to
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33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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29 Dec 2003, 20:41
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Re: The ten word sentence
flood his goverments e-mail accounts to a point that they
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29 Dec 2003, 23:52
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declaired war on iraq, thinking it was a dossier saying
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31 Dec 2003, 23:36
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Bite me, you dumb punks! To retaliate, Iraq sent a
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33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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1 Jan 2004, 00:14
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flood of tele marketers all trying to sell life insurance
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1 Jan 2004, 00:22
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, accompanied with a post-it note that read: "You'll need it."
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33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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4 Jan 2004, 17:51
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Re: The ten word sentence
At which point our hero went to afghanistan, Hunting OBL.
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5 Jan 2004, 22:04
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Re: The ten word sentence
However, unsuccessful at that, he caught a plane to Sweden.
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5 Jan 2004, 22:29
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To judge a penguin bikini contest. After much drooling, he
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5 Jan 2004, 22:34
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Re: The ten word sentence
decided to join a gangbang scene for a penguin pr0no.
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10 Jan 2004, 10:35
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This wasn't very smart, because just as he joined it
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10 Jan 2004, 14:50
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he was attacked by a chimpanzee named george bush.
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11 Jan 2004, 02:25
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Who whined loudly, about not being allowed to nuke people
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11 Jan 2004, 10:45
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those who didn't like chipolatas covered in chocolate. The nuking
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33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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11 Jan 2004, 15:52
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that the monkey wanted was redirected to the white house
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13 Jan 2004, 02:04
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who decided to make a very important phone call to
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13 Jan 2004, 02:26
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The Oldbie Newbie
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Re: The ten word sentence
the dnagerous house of candian representitive hockey league of nukes
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13 Jan 2004, 19:46
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who, in reply, said 'hoody, what's all this aboot?'
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21 Jan 2004, 08:29
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To this answer, the chimpanzee threw a fit, and ate
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33) Leave verric alone in non-pot RP thread, it may cause more cacti in, you guessed it, the other end.
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21 Jan 2004, 13:56
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Muha. He then went on an asparagus-eating rampage for
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