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15 Mar 2005, 00:42
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so f*cking zen
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How long ...
... does it take to get an appointment at an STI clinic?
Also how long does it take to get your results back?
I'm asking "for a friend" btw.
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15 Mar 2005, 00:43
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Re: How long ...
When I contracted thrush ( ) I just went to the GPs and he checked it out, and gave me some cream.
What kind of STI are you talking? For a check-up, or becuase your friend thinks he has one?
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15 Mar 2005, 00:45
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so f*cking zen
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Re: How long ...
Just a general check-up to make sure that everything is in prime working order etc.
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15 Mar 2005, 00:51
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
... does it take to get an appointment at an STI clinic?
Also how long does it take to get your results back?
I'm asking "for a friend" btw.
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When did 'your friend' have sex ?
You didn't mention it.
Does 'your friend' have old man's drugs stuck up his arse or something ?
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15 Mar 2005, 00:55
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so f*cking zen
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Re: How long ...
No my friend just thinks it might be best if they get checked out incase they have a sexual partner in the near future.
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15 Mar 2005, 00:58
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Re: How long ...
How-long is a chinese man
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15 Mar 2005, 00:59
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
No my friend just thinks it might be best if they get checked out incase they have a sexual partner in the near future.
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So 'your friend' has had sex in the past then ?
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15 Mar 2005, 00:59
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: How long ...
You do know they probe you right?
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15 Mar 2005, 01:00
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so f*cking zen
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Re: How long ...
Just answer the questions i ask plsta.
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15 Mar 2005, 01:00
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zar
You do know they probe you right?
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They probe 'his friend' not Dace
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15 Mar 2005, 01:03
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Re: How long ...
actually i guess I could do with getting checked seeing as I never have...
You never know...
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15 Mar 2005, 01:07
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
You never know...
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...you might meet a fit nurse?
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15 Mar 2005, 01:07
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
No my friend just thinks it might be best if they get checked out incase they have a sexual partner in the near future.
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Tell your 'friend' that his chances are minimal going on past evidence.
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15 Mar 2005, 01:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: How long ...
Answers
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please
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15 Mar 2005, 01:10
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so f*cking zen
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Re: How long ...
Infact **** you guys.
I should have done this in the first place.
Incase anyone else is interested look here.
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15 Mar 2005, 01:12
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How long ...
Is something troubling you Dace ?
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15 Mar 2005, 01:18
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Re: How long ...
Nothing's troubling me other than the faggish attitude of some people on this forum.
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15 Mar 2005, 01:32
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Re: How long ...
<Passer-By> Hello pram, where are all your toys?
<Pram> I don't know, but I suspect that someone has taken them by the hand and thrown them, bodily, out of me.
<Passer-By> Gosh, how awful.
<Pram> Yes.
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15 Mar 2005, 08:12
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Re: How long ...
Go easy on Dace, i think i'd be a tad irritable if i had an STI too.
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15 Mar 2005, 09:33
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share the <3
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Re: How long ...
you can't even rely on 14 yr olds to be virgins anymore
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15 Mar 2005, 10:57
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Re: How long ...
lol
for his info, it wil take about a week or less to get an appointment, DONT go to your GP, as then it will appear on your records whereas clinics are totally confidential
Then it generally takes about 2 weeks for the results
how do i know this you say? because i know someone who works in the local clinic, and has some fairly disgusting stories about it
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15 Mar 2005, 11:10
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
lol
for his info, it wil take about a week or less to get an appointment, DONT go to your GP, as then it will appear on your records whereas clinics are totally confidential
Then it generally takes about 2 weeks for the results
how do i know this you say? because i know someone who works in the local clinic, and has some fairly disgusting stories about it
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Please share. (In the interests of science of course, not for amusement reasons)
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15 Mar 2005, 11:11
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Re: How long ...
*insert 'what stories' comment as expected*
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15 Mar 2005, 11:17
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
DONT go to your GP, as then it will appear on your records
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Why does that matter seeing as your records are confidential?
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15 Mar 2005, 11:18
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Re: How long ...
Why does it matter if an STI checkup is on your GP's records?
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15 Mar 2005, 13:11
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Re: How long ...
Some jobs ask you to release your medical records *shrug*
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15 Mar 2005, 13:17
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
... does it take to get an appointment at an STI clinic?
Also how long does it take to get your results back?
I'm asking "for a friend" btw.
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15 Mar 2005, 13:21
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Re: How long ...
My friend doesn't think that they have one they just wanted a check-up *shrug*
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15 Mar 2005, 14:05
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Re: How long ...
just phone the clinic and make an appointment
some clinics will have a phone in the morning to make a same day appointment thing going on that means you will have to call at about 8am and keep hitting the redial button until you get through
some wont and will book you in at a convenient time
will take a couple of weeks to get results
it is confidential
(i work in a hospital btw, there is a sexual health dept on the other side of the city which is how i know)
(havent been a slapper since my teens (before i got married))
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15 Mar 2005, 14:15
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Re: How long ...
My mum works in the GUM Clinic in Newcastle.
I could get all the details off her for you.
Which I shall do.
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15 Mar 2005, 14:22
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Re: How long ...
Quote:
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I could get all the details off her for you.
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no its for 'his friend'
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15 Mar 2005, 14:32
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Re: How long ...
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Originally Posted by sniborp
no its for 'his friend'
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Who I can't give the details to as I don't know who that is, do I?
So I give them to Dace and he gives them to his friend.
So **** off.
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16 Mar 2005, 03:55
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: How long ...
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Some might call this 'the obvious', but it is fact, utter genius and the thing on this forum that's made me laugh the most this week.
Good work Belgy.
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