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11 Mar 2005, 17:30
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1up on you
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I went to the Cinema
Last night, for the first time in ages. Now normally as a poor student I wouldnt go, but a girl ive been chasing suggested we go and see a film with Will Smith in called Hitch. So with Yahwes advice in hand i aggreed. I met her and we went for a drink first, well a bottle of win, by this time both of us were in a good mood, we walked to the cinema and I asked the probing questions Yahwe suggested and used her name in the conversation, I tried not to look at her ass or tits but rather focus on eye contact. This date seemed to be going well. So we got to the cinema, and I bought the tickets, we sat down.
Now at this point I still wasnt sure what we were watching. The film was called Hitch. It was all about men trying to pull women, and what techniques they used. It was quite uncomfortable in parts, as these techniques will smith told men to do, was techniques I had been using on the majority of the date. Now I dont know if anyone has been to the shitty odeon cinemas, but for someone 6ft plus its not good leg room, so half way through the film, my leg accidentally rubbed against hers, i moved it away, then hers came back, my hand then accidentally of course rubbed against hers, then she took my hand and we sat in bliss for the rest of the film.
Now I didnt want to push things at all, as she is quite a shy girl, ie a virgin, so I knew anything I did would be quite progressive, so I took it slowly. Afterwards we went for some food, and some more wine, and the evening was seemingly a success. We were laughing all night, she was talking alot and seemed more comfortable then ever, she then suggested I came back to hers, and we smoke some chicha (arabic tobbaco in a hooka pipe) this was nothing new to me, as ive been doing this for some time (us being friends for a good 15 months or so.
So as we walk back, we finally approach were she lives. Now one thing in the film that was said was if a girl dangles her keys and daudles at the door, she wants to be kissed. This she proceded to do, so I took the next part of what the film says which was move in 90% to her to kiss her, she would then kiss me back. So I start moving my head...then
WHACK
her housemate opens the door and it hits me in the face, when im about 50% of the way to her face to kiss her. I fall to the gorund, and get up immediatly, with my best m8 at uni standing there, with his gf (my girlfriends housemate), and the girl I was tyring to kiss, my m8 burst out laughing, while the other two were genuinely concerned, it was ok, we didnt get to kiss, but went instead smoked some chicha, and tonight we go for the second date, lets hope its more successful at the end than it was last time.
But it was fun, the film hitch was ok, eva mendes has the nicest ass in the world btw :P
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11 Mar 2005, 17:35
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Gone
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by pig
then she took my hand and we sat in bliss for the rest of the film.
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Clarification here plz.
P.S,
You know pig, modding GD is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
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11 Mar 2005, 17:37
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Lucky
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Re: I went to the Cinema
i went to 'vet hard' with hans last night. a dutch movie, extremely crap but we laughed anyway.
(no girls )
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11 Mar 2005, 17:37
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1up on you
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Clarification here plz.
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You know pig, modding GD is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
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she just had her hand in mine, like holding hands, but i see where your coming from, i probably would of spot the inuendo had i not written the post :/
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11 Mar 2005, 17:38
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Gone
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by KoeN
i went to 'vet hard' with hans last night. a dutch movie, extremely crap but we laughed anyway.
(no girls )
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So now Hans is ****ing you as well as your sister? Jesus.
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11 Mar 2005, 17:43
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Guy next door
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by KoeN
i went to 'vet hard' with hans last night. a dutch movie, extremely crap but we laughed anyway.
(no girls )
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I've seen it as well, thought it was fairly funny, funnier then I expected it to be, but the girlfriend wanted to see it.
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11 Mar 2005, 17:44
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Love's Sweet Exile
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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moving my head...then
WHACK
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I've never laughed more at something on the internet :|
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11 Mar 2005, 17:48
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Gone
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Re: I went to the Cinema
P.S, if that had been me I would have grabbed the housemate by the ears, pulled her into the street and smothered her with my jacket, and left her to be used as a traffic calming measure.
Different strokes for different folks I suppose.
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11 Mar 2005, 17:57
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by KoeN
i went to 'vet hard' with hans last night. a dutch movie, extremely crap but we laughed anyway.
(no girls )
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Did you blissfully hold hands throughout the film?
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11 Mar 2005, 18:55
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: I went to the Cinema
I went to "Hotel Rwanda" last night, it was quite impressive.
There was no holding of hands though.
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11 Mar 2005, 19:02
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Re: I went to the Cinema
I want a bottle of win
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11 Mar 2005, 19:15
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I want a bottle of win
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I could use one myself. Although this week certainly was a bottle of good stuff for me
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11 Mar 2005, 19:29
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: I went to the Cinema
movie and dinner always works
just as long as you don't get whacked in the eyesocket by a door
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11 Mar 2005, 19:37
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Manga Kitten is back!
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Re: I went to the Cinema
I have to drink Jack Daniels cowboy tonight because :
a) It's the only way to have it
b) I have a cold and can't drink cold lager
c) Wine is for girls.
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11 Mar 2005, 19:45
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Re: I went to the Cinema
What's Jack Daniels cowboy?
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11 Mar 2005, 20:10
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by SYMM
I've never laughed more at something on the internet :|
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11 Mar 2005, 20:11
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Re: I went to the Cinema
typical pig
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11 Mar 2005, 20:31
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by pig
So with Yahwes advice in hand i aggreed.
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First mistake
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11 Mar 2005, 20:38
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1up on you
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by Zar
First mistake
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i disaggree his advice was very useful.
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11 Mar 2005, 22:19
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Re: I went to the Cinema
yep the canterbury odeon is shit.
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12 Mar 2005, 00:39
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Chief over all Monkeys
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by pig
i disaggree his advice was very useful.
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what? act like a complete mongchop and scare the ladies away by having absolutely no social skills?
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12 Mar 2005, 15:01
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1up on you
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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what? act like a complete mongchop and scare the ladies away by having absolutely no social skills?
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you do have social skills, by listening to her, its important
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12 Mar 2005, 21:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I went to the Cinema
The last time i took GD's advice concerning women i got her so drunk that nothing happened :(
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14 Mar 2005, 01:42
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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The last time i took GD's advice concerning women i got her so drunk that nothing happened
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Surely GD's advice would have been 'stick it in her anyway'?
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14 Mar 2005, 08:47
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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my best m8 at uni standing there, with his gf (my girlfriends housemate), and the girl I was tyring to kiss
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im confuzd hear ur girlfriend's housem8 but i thot u were tryin 2 kis sum othr gurl tho. is this floozy sum bit ov n asid or sumfink?
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14 Mar 2005, 10:08
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Re: I went to the Cinema
We at 'Yahwe Explains ...' Inc. would like at this time to highlight that random acts of violence by dozy housemates are not incorporated into our advice. We consider such acts to be outside the scope of the company and its products.
Thank You for using our company, we look forward to your return business.
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14 Mar 2005, 13:07
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1up on you
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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We at 'Yahwe Explains ...' Inc. would like at this time to highlight that random acts of violence by dozy housemates are not incorporated into our advice. We consider such acts to be outside the scope of the company and its products.
Thank You for using our company, we look forward to your return business.
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I knew I should of read the small print
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14 Mar 2005, 13:44
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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Originally Posted by KoeN
i went to 'vet hard' with hans last night. a dutch movie, extremely crap but we laughed anyway.
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the movie was so shite, it was funny
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14 Mar 2005, 16:20
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Re: I went to the Cinema
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I knew I should of read the small print
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How many girls are you screwing, or at least involved with? It looks like two there.
And it's have. should HAVE, not should of.
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14 Mar 2005, 16:24
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Re: I went to the Cinema
Edward woke up on the wrong side of bed today
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