Planetarion Forums - ASS declares war on the sneaky gluttons of Orbit!!

puss · 20 Feb 2009, 22:07

ASS have had the last straw! You have raped and pillaged our humble society for too long... we laughed for a while, it was funny watching you arrange two/three waves to hit even our planets with 300 roids assuming it was apassing craze like f-crew's one night ptargetting us... but u have continued to smite us with no word of reasoning or declaration of war!!!

This is unacceptable to ASS and we declare war on you heathen! However, although we have more style than to hit your small planets who are doing the universe no real harm accept jus tryin gto get along in the game without being pushed off the edge of the universe... be expecting us knocking on ur flagship planets until our thirst for revenge is over or ASS die in trying!!!

Continuing to fight the good fight against the odds

Hutchi · 20 Feb 2009, 22:29

We only hit you TWICE. (all round)

So either your in the way alot more than we thought or your mixin us up with others. I for one have been wondering whos hit you most nites you've lost lots cos it sure werent us!

And it you wanna moan about hittin low roid planets moan at the others ALLYS that keep roiding lots on under 250 roids. Which odly are top4.

Thatcher · 20 Feb 2009, 22:35

generally speaking p targing an ally once is an act of war

Mzyxptlk · 20 Feb 2009, 22:42

ITT: serious business.

_Kila_ · 20 Feb 2009, 23:12

ASS are going to kick Orbit's butt.

Hutchi · 20 Feb 2009, 23:17

Since we grow alot better when not targeting planets i doubt we'll even bother.

But then going by the number of days you've been loosing roids without us hitting you!! It dont look like we need to!

Mzyxptlk · 20 Feb 2009, 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hutchi

Since we grow alot better when not targeting planets i doubt we'll even bother.

But then going by the number of days you've been loosing roids without us hitting you!! It dont look like we need to!

Oh snap!

HellKicker · 20 Feb 2009, 23:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Kila_

ASS are going to kick Orbit's butt.

I see from kb's siggy that he's no longer a BC, so yes, ASS will win for sure!

Phrazer · 21 Feb 2009, 00:08

That there is fighting talk Hutchi... keep up the good work!! \o/

Orbit ftw!!!

Membrivio · 21 Feb 2009, 00:09

Stupid HK

Oh and gl ASS. I'll offer your fleets, if they come, a welcome ceremony

MAsta_MArk · 21 Feb 2009, 00:34

meh
I am too drunk to respomse properly.

However.

If it is a fiht you want.
It is a fight you will get.

ASS are giving fighting talk, and if you look at sandmans the past 4 days they have lost roids.
the reason?

<---- ME

prepare to be obliterated into dust.
I will not take public war upon Orbit lightly.

You will be destroyed!!

Masta_Mark

HC of WARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

ps. (honourable fight please, no SK's like you usaually send)

_Kila_ · 21 Feb 2009, 00:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by MAsta_MArk

ps. (honourable fight please, no SK's like you usaually send)

This is a war game. SKs are included for a reason. SKing your opponents in a war is a good thing to do.

HeimdallR · 21 Feb 2009, 00:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hutchi

And it you wanna moan about hittin low roid planets moan at the others ALLYS that keep roiding lots on under 250 roids. Which odly are top4.

i have nothing to add to that

PewPewQQ · 21 Feb 2009, 00:52

ASS are poop

xyrez · 21 Feb 2009, 00:53

If ASS could get some more roids first, a war with them might be more usefull. Oh well, atleast we might get some salvage from it.

PewPewQQ · 21 Feb 2009, 00:55

8 Orbit 26869 53 1,284,736 68,091,023
9 ASS 18549 55 1,169,561 64,325,876

Orbit - Less players - More Rocks, better avg, better score.

Think we all know how this is going to end. Give up ASS.

Mzyxptlk · 21 Feb 2009, 00:59

This thread delivers, fo' real!

HellKicker · 21 Feb 2009, 01:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Membrivio

Stupid HK

Don't worry Mem, you know i'm cheering for Orbit!

CBA · 21 Feb 2009, 02:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hutchi

We only hit you TWICE. (all round)

So either your in the way alot more than we thought or your mixin us up with others. I for one have been wondering whos hit you most nites you've lost lots cos it sure werent us!

And it you wanna moan about hittin low roid planets moan at the others ALLYS that keep roiding lots on under 250 roids. Which odly are top4.

I was told by a bragging Masta Mark that Orbit was smashing up ASS, so common ASS, bring on the cocks!! and Dick them real hard!!!!!!!

Puss if u require my expert BC'in services just ask Killerbee to ring my personal hotline!

MAsta_MArk · 21 Feb 2009, 02:52

I was not bragging.
I simply told you that we were hitting them and that we were going to overtake them.

Which we did.

The war is already over.

Newsflash

Orbit Won.

Crowly · 21 Feb 2009, 04:43

Seriously, don't you think the night that Orbit has it's meeting is a bad time to declare war?

I was asleep man. ****ing asleep! Now my sleeping bag and pillow have been stolen by some northern bastard!

Drop this nonsense and we'll forgive you.

Knight Theamion · 21 Feb 2009, 06:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzyxptlk

ITT: serious business.

Kargool · 21 Feb 2009, 10:14

Now all this thread needs is a long winded wakey post about F-Crew being mentioned in it!

krelian · 21 Feb 2009, 10:33

Come on smurfs. Show Orbit your ASS destruction power!!!

Cervantes · 21 Feb 2009, 12:48

mmmmm, salvage ftw!

MAsta_MArk · 21 Feb 2009, 12:53

/me sneaks through ASS's defences and steals some roids.

Knight Theamion · 21 Feb 2009, 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by krelian

Come on smurfs. Show Orbit your ASS destruction power!!!

I got a movie on smurfal ass destruction power. Wanna see?

Stoom · 21 Feb 2009, 14:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by PewPewQQ

8 Orbit 26869 53 1,284,736 68,091,023
9 ASS 18549 55 1,169,561 64,325,876

Orbit - Less players - More Rocks, better avg, better score.

Think we all know how this is going to end. Give up ASS.

Hey, but that'd mean Omen would beat Asc.
I dont think so!!

PewPewQQ · 21 Feb 2009, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoom

Hey, but that'd mean Omen would beat Asc.
I dont think so!!

Fair point.

Cochese · 21 Feb 2009, 16:26

I got a fiver on ASS

swissarmyknife · 21 Feb 2009, 16:34

I think i have to show new attack strategy invented by ASS. Xan bs that look like fi. Note: 1 illusion!, to reduce bs eta perhaps

game.planetarion.com/show_news.pl?id=dgm18lyhe88aiuw

MAsta_MArk · 21 Feb 2009, 17:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochese

I got a fiver on ASS

I'll take that bet, my man.

MAsta_MArk · 21 Feb 2009, 17:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochese

I got a fiver on ASS

I'll take that bet, my man.

Linkie · 21 Feb 2009, 17:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by swissarmyknife

I think i have to show new attack strategy invented by ASS. Xan bs that look like fi. Note: 1 illusion!, to reduce bs eta perhaps

game.planetarion.com/show_news.pl?id=dgm18lyhe88aiuw

or that could be to fill up the pod count after using a 1 vulture to fake fi as bs somewhere else.

swissarmyknife · 21 Feb 2009, 18:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linkie

or that could be to fill up the pod count after using a 1 vulture to fake fi as bs somewhere else.

could be, but knowing ASS art of war i'll stick to previous theory

Hutchi · 21 Feb 2009, 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kargool

Now all this thread needs is a long winded wakey post about F-Crew being mentioned in it!

Now for once i dont think i'd mind that!!

GrandAdm Thrawn · 22 Feb 2009, 00:38

Reasonable ASS members seem to have their own opinion of this "war" you proclaiming.

they voting with their feet...

Cochese · 22 Feb 2009, 04:56

If we see many more breps like that one, I'm out five bucks :/

Zeyi · 23 Feb 2009, 12:06

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3707/motivator561449.jpg

MAsta_MArk · 23 Feb 2009, 13:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochese

If we see many more breps like that one, I'm out five bucks :/

http://game.planetarion.com/show_new...51yeeov6youvcm

damn right your down a fiver.

Cochese · 23 Feb 2009, 14:21

****s sake don't they have jgp's in ASS?

*puts a tenner on Orbit*

MAsta_MArk · 24 Feb 2009, 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thatcher

generally speaking p targing an ally once is an act of war

I missed this when I replied previously.

Yes ptargeting an alliance is usually an act of war.

So why didn't ASS do anything about it.

Forget that, 8 million down and we hit you twice, only when were above you do you attack us?

Just because we did not make it public does not mean we did not call it war.
Well, if you can call beating on a 6 year old girl war.

****edit****

Also if any ASS would like to remove themselves from this silly escapade then feel free to pm me on IRC.

Zeyi · 24 Feb 2009, 13:09

You sound like you don't like the idea of war, whereas I think you should embrace it.

The smaller allies need more fun in their lives why leave all the fighting to the big boys?

It's a war game after all.

MAsta_MArk · 24 Feb 2009, 13:37

Oh i do enjoy war.
I think it makes it much more fun a game.
I dont think playing the game without war is worth it.

However what i don't like is when the smaller alliances get one of the big guys in on their side.
I see this game as two tiers of alliances and at the moment I'm certainly enjoying the lower of the tiers.

Also i'll post another brep after tick

MAsta_MArk · 24 Feb 2009, 14:29

http://game.planetarion.com/show_new...w2kp2gwlhcqag7

A nice steal there for one of our members.

Juice · 24 Feb 2009, 15:10

If what Orbit is saying is true and that they only P-targeted you twice, then you should also be declaring war on F-Crew as we P-targeted you twice too.

Crowly · 24 Feb 2009, 16:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeyi

You sound like you don't like the idea of war, whereas I think you should embrace it.

The smaller allies need more fun in their lives why leave all the fighting to the big boys?

It's a war game after all.

10% of their members are c200.
The next 70% have less than 500 roids.

Heartless · 24 Feb 2009, 17:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowly

10% of their members are c200.
The next 70% have less than 500 roids.

The remaining 20% are as big as Orbit all together? ;-)

SCNR abusing pulled-out-of-the-hat statistics the same way you did.

MAsta_MArk · 24 Feb 2009, 17:14

I dont know wether you have looked recently.
But Orbit is 15** million ahead now-a-days.

Crowly · 24 Feb 2009, 17:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heartless

The remaining 20% are as big as Orbit all together? ;-)

SCNR abusing pulled-out-of-the-hat statistics the same way you did.

Yeah, I do always find statistics worrying myself. Not a fan of the daily mail style reporting, but I was just trying to illustrate that it's hard to find tgts worth hitting at all.