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22 Sep 2005, 18:37
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Oh, the hell that is my life!
I'm in quite a quandary!
Yesterday I went to my German level 2 class. It was somewhat above my level. But I'm sure I can catch up in my own time. Anyway, today I decided to go to the level 1 class to see what it's like. Although it was below my level, I did learn some things that escaped me during my private-study.
Now, here's the important bit to this story. The lady teaching level 2 isn't that nice at all. I don't even like her accent. But the lady teaching level 1, oh... She is just divine; beautiful, funny, sweet.
I also want to advance my German quite a bit.
So, should I take level 1, spending my lessons in dreamland, solidifying my base in the German language, doing work in my spare-time, that is above level 1, and getting her to check it; or, should I take level 2, probably learn more, have a less than solid base and suffer the less than ideal class, i.e. teacher?
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22 Sep 2005, 18:38
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
You should have more sex with her.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:41
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Well, I'm suppose to be spending a romantic New Year's with someone else. So I'm unsure about all this playing around stuff. But I'm not even properly with the New Year's girl yet.
I swear I have the worst life ever.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:42
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Yahwe was right
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22 Sep 2005, 18:42
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
About?
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22 Sep 2005, 18:43
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
You should walk in to the Level 1 class in jackboots, SS uniform and a fake Hitler moustache shouting 'Achtung Spitfeuren! Gott in Himmel! Hande Hoche! Heil Heil Heil!"
If she laughs, you're quids in, if not, then she's a stuck-up bitch who you wouldn't want to have sex with anyway and you can go to Level2 safe in the knowledge that you made the right decision.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:46
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Well, in my list of things that woman have to have laughing at Nazi jokes isn't that high up.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:48
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Just ahead of "having a pulse" right?
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22 Sep 2005, 18:48
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
You should have had sex with her.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:51
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Life isn't just about sex and vaginas, you know.
If it was, you'd be following Dace's advice and getting a pint glass and a pound of liver and wouldn't give a shit about learning German.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:51
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
The third person to suggest "You should have sex with her" gets a special prize: my fist up their rectal cavity.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:51
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Yes, but sex and vaginas make a pleasant addition to this thing called life.
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22 Sep 2005, 18:52
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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The third person to suggest "You should have sex with her" gets a special prize: my fist up their rectal cavity.
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seems to me you are getting ahead of yourself predicting a third when we haven't had a second yet.
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22 Sep 2005, 19:18
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Today, I had too many cups of coffe and now I'm pretty speeded. It's not that nice.
You are in a better sitauation then me concering classes. I'm supposed to know spanish (and need it for to finish school) good by now, like writing stories and speaking. The only things I know are "puta madre" and "commstas" or however that is spelled. And my teacher looks like a hobgoblin
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22 Sep 2005, 19:39
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Maybe he is a hobgoblin and he's secretly looking for souls to free his captured companion Urklor from the dungeons of Myrtletree? If so I'd advise stabbing him through the heart with your sword.
Yes that was a metaphor for sex, thanks for noticing, I appreciate the turnout but the slow applause is a bit unnecessary.
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22 Sep 2005, 19:51
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
I've decided to do the sensible thing and go to the class with the attractive teacher in. The only flaw in my cunning plan is that as my written work, that I'll be showing her, will be of a higher level than level one she may force me to go up a level.
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22 Sep 2005, 19:54
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
I'd show her more than your written work if I was you.
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22 Sep 2005, 21:22
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
A solid base in learning a foreign language is much better. It is even better when you have a sexy German mistress.
Do Level 1 and you'll be better at German in the long run
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22 Sep 2005, 21:24
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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Everything is better when you have a sexy German mistress.
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22 Sep 2005, 22:26
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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Originally Posted by Weeks
Well, I'm suppose to be spending a romantic New Year's with someone else. So I'm unsure about all this playing around stuff. But I'm not even properly with the New Year's girl yet.
I swear I have the worst life ever.
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So you basicly got a crush on a chick and are retarded enough to start planning a romantic new years date?
yes you are right, you really do suck
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22 Sep 2005, 22:56
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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Originally Posted by Snurx
You are in a better sitauation then me concering classes. I'm supposed to know spanish (and need it for to finish school) good by now, like writing stories and speaking. The only things I know are "puta madre" and "commstas" or however that is spelled.
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I spent about 10 years doing German and 6 years doing French. When attempting to speak in French to people (when I was just finishing my course, not even before I forgot it all) they insisted in speaking English because my French was impossible to understand. In German, I can say my name and where I live.
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I've decided to do the sensible thing and go to the class with the attractive teacher in. The only flaw in my cunning plan is that as my written work, that I'll be showing her, will be of a higher level than level one she may force me to go up a level.
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I think it's a good decision. Say you've not taken German classes before and want to consolidate your knowledge.
However, I'd have probably gone for level 2 if the attractive teacher was in that class - if you can't keep up, ask for private lessons
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22 Sep 2005, 22:58
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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So you basicly got a crush on a chick and are retarded enough to start planning a romantic new years date?
yes you are right, you really do suck
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All he has to do is see how interested the German teacher is (e.g. if she's single). If she's not, there's no problem. Also, check to see if she also does level 2 classes next time - might want to follow her classes.
He's just keeping his options open - he hasn't finished planning the romantic new years, which is 3 months away - 1/4 of a year!
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I don't see what this whole German thing is about - all my German teachers weren't really that attractive. My first French teacher caused about half the class to have major crushes though
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22 Sep 2005, 23:27
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
I assume this is at uni Weeks? Is there a diffrence in age?
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22 Sep 2005, 23:37
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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nothing bad ever came out of Germany, that I'm aware of.
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this is the funniest thing i've read for a while
(of course, if T&F wasn't actually trying to be funny, then he really needs to reconsider this statement)
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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I fancied my german teacher when I was in school (although she wasn't actually German) and my first girlfriend was German, I went out with a German girl the other week in fact (my ex-girlfriends best friend no less) who is damn fine. Germany rocks, nothing bad ever came out of Germany, that I'm aware of.
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23 Sep 2005, 08:26
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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this is the funniest thing i've read for a while
(of course, if T&F wasn't actually trying to be funny, then he really needs to reconsider this statement)
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I agree. Coleslaw for one is pretty bad.
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23 Sep 2005, 08:51
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
just want to point out that men dont tend to listen to what attractive women say as they are too busy day dreaming about having sex with them.
so you might not get the better grounding in the german language you are hoping for (or is it just day dreaming about having sex with her that you were after?)
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23 Sep 2005, 08:57
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
but if they get a crush they're generally more motivated to do things to keep said crushee happy
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23 Sep 2005, 12:21
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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so you might not get the better grounding in the german language you are hoping for (or is it just day dreaming about having sex with her that you were after?)
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I think it was more along the lines of "furiously masturbating under the table" he was planning on, actually.
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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just want to point out that men dont tend to listen to what attractive women say as they are too busy day dreaming about having sex with them.
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I'm glad there was a woman on hand to tell men what it's like to be a man.
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23 Sep 2005, 14:50
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Shoot her so you can get in the national newspapers and have a pen pal when you're in a prison.
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23 Sep 2005, 15:19
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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Originally Posted by madi
just want to point out that men dont tend to listen to what attractive women say as they are too busy day dreaming about having sex with them.
so you might not get the better grounding in the german language you are hoping for (or is it just day dreaming about having sex with her that you were after?)
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did you say something?
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23 Sep 2005, 18:12
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
I like Dead_Meat's avatar :))))))))))))
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23 Sep 2005, 20:07
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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So you basicly got a crush on a chick and are retarded enough to start planning a romantic new years date?
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Well, not with my German teacher.
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I assume this is at uni Weeks? Is there a diffrence in age?
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Only about 6-8 years, maybe less. Who cares.
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Originally Posted by madi
just want to point out that men dont tend to listen to what attractive women say as they are too busy day dreaming about having sex with them.
so you might not get the better grounding in the german language you are hoping for (or is it just day dreaming about having sex with her that you were after?)
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I was listening and dreaming about having sex. I can multitask.
Anyway, like a kick in the scrotum, I may have to work during that class, meaning I may have to take level 2 instead, unless I can convince my boss that I really really really really really need to take that class that is.
If all fails, I may find myself outside her office, like a true stalker, asking if it's possible for her to look at some work I've done. It's also possible that she'll be doing the "talk to a native speaker for an hour a week" session that my languages centre does.
One shall update this thread on my hilarious German teacher stalking antics, fear not.
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23 Sep 2005, 22:58
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
Weeks, ask the German teacher if she wants to check your Vorsprung durch technik
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23 Sep 2005, 23:00
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
die geile schlampe ist reisengeil, weeks!@#$
SUPERAFFENGEIL, ODER?
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23 Sep 2005, 23:22
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
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Weeks, ask the German teacher if she wants to check your Vorsprung durch technik
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Re: Oh, the hell that is my life!
"it's how you conjugate it" ?
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