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14 Sep 2005, 09:36
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Who?
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[joke] The Aussie
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He
walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they
get to know Each other.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.
Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner.
Jill thinks that if she pays him some more attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australiaand he tells her: "Melbourne".
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he replies.
"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies.
"This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
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<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
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<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
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14 Sep 2005, 11:04
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thinking, that's all.
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
I actually laughed at that one
I'd be tempted to pos-rep you Minty, but you seem to only want replies
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14 Sep 2005, 12:32
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
lmfao that es one funny ass joke
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14 Sep 2005, 13:38
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wild one
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
Heh, nice one.
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14 Sep 2005, 14:37
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mmm.. pills
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
heh, i laughed.
one minor flaw though, no self respecting Australian would ever drink Fosters.
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14 Sep 2005, 14:44
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saint-ciboire de tabarnac
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
Looks like you copied it from somewhere, but a good one.
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14 Sep 2005, 14:54
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
It's old but classy.
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14 Sep 2005, 16:09
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Banned
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
heh. I can't decide if I like that better than the back-packer joke.
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14 Sep 2005, 16:55
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Up yours
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
Tooheys all the way!
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14 Sep 2005, 16:59
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This is bat country
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
I hereby grant this joke the Official Idler's Badge of Approval.
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14 Sep 2005, 17:26
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break it down!
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
hehe, made me chuckle
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14 Sep 2005, 19:04
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
This joke has Paul Hogan's career spinning in its grave
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14 Sep 2005, 21:33
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
I dont get it
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14 Sep 2005, 21:34
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
Hehe.
Nice joke.
Here's one that made me laugh today:
How do you titilate and oscelot?
You oscillate his titalot!
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14 Sep 2005, 22:27
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Who?
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Re: [joke] The Aussie
lol
Ok, I may have a few pints in me, but I actually "lol"ed to that joke.
I didn't to mine
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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