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QazokRouge5 · 21 Mar 2006, 19:08

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Appocomaster · 21 Mar 2006, 19:20

There's so many old men, young women jokes.
Paraphrased (for those who don't know):
1) An old guy went to the doctors asking for advice on how to get his young bride pregnant. The doctor tells him to keep trying, and incidently to get a lodger. He comes back with a pregnant wife. The doctor asks about the lodger, and apparently she's pregnant too!
how witty!
There's another one about a wedding night which gets likened to "putting a hose pipe in a piggy bank" or something. Another one where the woman comes down a bit dishevelled and says something like "well, he seems to have let out 60 years of lovemaking in one night".

Then there's the man that goes to the doctor and says he gets pains having sex, and the doctor says "well, that's not too surprising when you're 80. when did you notice it?" "three times last night and twice this morning".

They're all thigh slappers :\

Alessio · 21 Mar 2006, 19:21

If I would be 80 years old, with a 20 years old gf..
I wouldn't mind that AT ALL

Appocomaster · 21 Mar 2006, 19:37

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Originally Posted by Alessio

If I would be 80 years old, with a 20 years old gf..
I wouldn't mind that AT ALL

The best way to do it is get lots of money and tell them you have heart problems....

Alessio · 21 Mar 2006, 19:54

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Originally Posted by Appocomaster

The best way to do it is get lots of money and tell them you have heart problems....

Good idea!!1

Next time when i'll go out clubbing,
i'm gonna tell every hot chick that i'm rich, 80 years old and have heart problems

JC · 21 Mar 2006, 20:32

I dont like people using my phrase when things arent funny

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