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Unread 31 Jan 2006, 20:36   #1
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How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
When I was in Exeter a couple of weekends ago, we ended up in a nightclub.

Lots of drunk students around, so hormones were running high.

So were emotions.

We spotted this girl in the corner who was having a big argument with her (we assume) boyfriend. We didn't know either of them.

Now being kind, caring and considerate gentlemen (and because we were drunk and it was funny) we captured the immortal moments of the dumping on digital camera.

I apologise for there being an arm in the 2nd picture, and my friend's head in the 3rd. We had to do it covertly, so pretended to take pictures of each other, and then move the camera quickly to follow the events occurring.

Pay close attention now:

Picture 1 - Realisation. She's just been hit with the news, and is breaking down. He isn't sure what to do, so is trying to soften the blow. (plus cameo from my friend Tim)

Picture 2 - Anger. She's let it sink in now, and how DARE he dump her? Check out that CLAW!! That's pure hatred right there, fellas.

Picture 3 - Acceptance. The anger has passed now, and she's almost apathetic. It's over, and she realises it. The guy is just wondering if it'd be inappropriate for him to stop sitting with her now, and try to pull her friend.


So there you go guys. Prepare for the three stages - especially stage 2 (I can't get over the claw) - Realisation, Anger and Acceptance.
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1) find a girlfriend
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Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
your friend is ugly.
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you so need to find yourself some action dude....
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your friend is ugly.
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Genius, ill try it out if "we are still friends" come friday or I could try jbgs suggestiong of cumming in her eye whilst telling her shes dumped, plus recording it.
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tomkat, youre a bastard, but youre my kind of bastard
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Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
Is it me or does she seem quite fiesty and attractive when she does that claw thing? With her mood at the time, sex would only be advised if you can handle the claw.

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Genius, ill try it out if "we are still friends" come friday or I could try jbgs suggestiong of cumming in her eye whilst telling her shes dumped, plus recording it.
After sex go "well that was shit". Real mind-blower will leave them freaked out for weeks
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You are all heartless bastards.
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lancer isn't doing so well at this "fitting in on the forums" thing
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harsh but funny
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I believe, in order to do that I need to look at someone's pain and have fun. Sorry, I am still human.
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Yeah, lancer used 'You are' instead of 'your' even though 'You are' was clearly the correct form.

Somebody ought to tell him.
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lol that's ace tk)
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I believe, in order to do that I need to look at someone's pain and have fun. Sorry, I am still inhumanly shit.
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One day when you're all older, it may be possible that you'll regret all this foolishness. There will be no officinal later in life.
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If I'm honest, that's something I would do.

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i quite fancy her, she looks all passionate and emotional and has a great mouth
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OMG REAL-LIFE INTERNET FEMALE IN 'ACTUALLY I'M ALSO A LESBIAN' PRAISE GOD FOR HE IS GOOD ALLAH ACKBAR SHOCKAR!
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Hah. That's quite funny actually, and quite a public place for such a thing.
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I would like to point something out:

In pic 1 her legs are crossed.
In pic 2 they aren't but the angle is too high
In pic 3 the angle is better but THERE IS A ****ING UGLY FACE IN THE WAY

I hope there were other pics
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****ing genius TK though ...

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Your mom's grunting last night clearly shows this statement to be false.

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A Derby county fan walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find
that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you !
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Substitute Derby for Welsh
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F***ing wankers givin out negrep for no particular reason sucks.
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When I was in Exeter a couple of weekends ago, we ended up in a nightclub.

Lots of drunk students around, so hormones were running high.

So were emotions.

We spotted this girl in the corner who was having a big argument with her (we assume) boyfriend. We didn't know either of them.

Now being kind, caring and considerate gentlemen (and because we were drunk and it was funny) we captured the immortal moments of the dumping on digital camera.

I apologise for there being an arm in the 2nd picture, and my friend's head in the 3rd. We had to do it covertly, so pretended to take pictures of each other, and then move the camera quickly to follow the events occurring.

Pay close attention now:

Picture 1 - Realisation. She's just been hit with the news, and is breaking down. He isn't sure what to do, so is trying to soften the blow.

Picture 2 - Anger. She's let it sink in now, and how DARE he dump her? Check out that CLAW!! That's pure hatred right there, fellas.

Picture 3 - Acceptance. The anger has passed now, and she's almost apathetic. It's over, and she realises it. The guy is just wondering if it'd be inappropriate for him to stop sitting with her now, and try to pull her friend.


So there you go guys. Prepare for the three stages - especially stage 2 (I can't get over the claw) - Realisation, Anger and Acceptance.
shit man, that is brilliant. take a terrible moment of someone's life, when they are being turned from a happy girl on a night out to an emotional wreck, and spread it all over the internet..

for this, you earn many kudos.
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a couple of other notes. I think the smiley hat on the table is a really nice touch. kind of like a teddy bear in an aircraft wreckage. was the red eye in pic 2 photoshopped, or is that her natural hate coming out?
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"Shes got a great mouth" ?

ONLY IF SHES A HERBIVORE AND NEEDS THOSE HUGE ****ING TEETH TO EAT LEAVES OFF THE BRANCHES OF TREES!

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how can any of you possibly find her attractive
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how can any of you possibly find her attractive
because they know she is single, weak and vulnerable.
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she would also have to be significantly better looking than that before i would go anywhere near her tbh
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she would also have to be significantly better looking than that before i would go anywhere near her tbh
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this

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alcohol + poorly lighted nightclub = terrible regret in the morning
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alcohol + poorly lighted nightclub = terrible regret in the morning

See Wikipedia references to "Nodrog and Jenny"
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kurashima again.
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though using the power of wikipedia, I just discovered that Jenny is a slang term for vagina.
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Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
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no page with that title exists

This would have been rectified. However thanks to recent legal threats, Wikipedia does not allow new users to upload items it appears

Otherwise this would have been an entry

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Nodrog And Jenny

The "Nodrog and Jenny" scenario began within the Planetarion community.

Whilst the names used are internet pseudonyms, both individuals have been physically witnessed to exist by others within the community.

"Nodrog" was originally considered a witty and intelligent player who mastered the early rounds of Planetarion with some ease.

"Jenny" was originally considered to be a plumber from Leeds pretending to be a female on the internet to create "teh lol".
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Within the confines of the Planetarion "General Discussions" noticeboard, the relationship between the two individuals flourished over a period of several years, before "Real Life" issues forced the pair to seperate.

Both are fiercely private about the details over the seperation, which has led to much ridicule and speculation as to what happened and why this internet relationship eventually failed.

"Nodrog" does not have any siblings within the Planetarion Community

"Jenny" is related to board poster "Radical Edward"
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well there is always the planetarion entry, for great justice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planetarion
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http://www.clawofdarkness.com/pawiki...ral_Discussion
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Re: How to dump your girlfriend in 3 easy steps (for pig!)
that page is right, I am quite amiable. In fact, it seems to be utterly correct on every single point

God bless the wiki format: freedom from corruption, impartiality, and codified in stone!
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That was amazing Tomkat Guess tip of the day is to always carry a camera
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that page is right, I am quite amiable. In fact, it seems to be utterly correct on every single point
I don't use a dictionary :eng101:

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