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5 Apr 2003, 01:40
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a new low in getting high
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If everyone on GD had a fight...
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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5 Apr 2003, 01:45
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Twisted
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I would (seriously).
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5 Apr 2003, 01:46
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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My brother
He does Kung- Fu (he is teh flipeh)
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[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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5 Apr 2003, 02:46
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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I think i would be one of the first to go.
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5 Apr 2003, 03:33
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Homesick
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Australia
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I'm to much of a coward to show up in the first place. Or I'd bring an automatic gun and ehm... cheat.
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5 Apr 2003, 04:36
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Registered User
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I would take atleast one person with me before I lost consciousness.
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5 Apr 2003, 04:37
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Cwmbru
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I would win.
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5 Apr 2003, 06:19
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Posts: 1,720
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Re: If everyone on GD had a fight...
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Originally posted by Embroglio
..who would win? If everyone just went for it all at the same time. Weapons not allowed.
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Let me make one thing perfectly clear.
IT WONT BE YOU.
And it wont be me..........
Hmm, that's 2 things......
Ok
Let me make two things perfectly clear.
IT WONT BE YOU
it wont be me,
And I will make sure it is not you............
Damn, thats three things.........
Ok
It wont be you...........................
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5 Apr 2003, 08:15
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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I don't feel pain easily, so I might last a while. Unfortunately I don't deal it out well either.
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5 Apr 2003, 08:53
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∞+♪²
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I would win, I've watched enough movies to know how to win.
If anyone was a problem, would just have to make loud noises and wave my hands around, so that they run away in terror, so I can deal with them later.
If I can't get close enough to deal with someone, would point my hand towards them and make grasping motions, they would then choke suddenly and collapse.
Or I could ask them to make a wish, and then something bad would somehow happen to them.
If I was on the defensive somehow, I'd just flap my hands and fly away.
Could also melt them by shooting some weird kind of plasma beam or something from my eyes, which everyone would for some strange reason call lasers even though they light up the air on the way past, and melt them.
Could also point my hands at them, so that they either explode, freeze or get blasted away. Alternatively, chant about how evil they are, so that they burst into flames and die.
Or I'd just give them a free Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster (Or whatever it's called) to drink.
None of those involved weapons (except perhaps the last), so all of them should work, so I'd definitely win.
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5 Apr 2003, 08:55
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
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cyp would win in a gigantic flurry of geek rage.
which ofc is the funniest kind of rage.
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5 Apr 2003, 09:39
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: :noitacoL
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I'd so win, I'm well 'ard I am :e_bunny:
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5 Apr 2003, 09:53
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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id try and hide till most of you had died off, then try and attack the remaining combatants when they are knackered
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5 Apr 2003, 10:07
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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If it was Royal Rumble style and i was one of the last in, i'ld be in with a chance \o/.
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5 Apr 2003, 10:09
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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I'd last a while, but I wouldn't win.
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5 Apr 2003, 10:30
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Hahahahaha, I can see the headlines now.
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Police today arrested several hundred pasty faced adolescents for failing to cause any sort of public order offence whatsoever.
The youths, who all professed to be 'eleet dude', had gathered after the internet website that was the centrepoint of their sad and pitiful lives challenged them all to meet up and fight to see who would win.
One youth, calling himself 'Dace', blinking and covering his eyes against the sunshine on this overcast and drizzly day, told us;
"Yeah, it was Embroglio's idea, I was soooooo gonna kick those lamers asses, but you fags came along and broke it up"
As he was led away for questioning by police, Dace was seen to cry, beg, scream for his mummy and finally soil himself.
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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5 Apr 2003, 10:58
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Registered User
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do saucepan lids and binoculars count as weapons?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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5 Apr 2003, 11:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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told you
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5 Apr 2003, 11:13
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
told you
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how about adding more to that list you made the other day then?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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5 Apr 2003, 11:32
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Good 'foreign' films or english language as well?
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5 Apr 2003, 11:34
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Dead meat is funny
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5 Apr 2003, 12:22
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Good 'foreign' films or english language as well?
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anything 'non-hollywood' really
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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5 Apr 2003, 12:36
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Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: there *points*
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i'm going to learn how to snap necks SAS style.
i will win.
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"I'm never gonna work another day" in my life,
The gods told me to relax,
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right..."
Waiting for the Sun.
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5 Apr 2003, 12:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
anything 'non-hollywood' really
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I can't remember what I posted :\
Have you seen 'Brazil'?
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5 Apr 2003, 13:39
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Registered User
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Posts: 4,944
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I can't remember what I posted :\
Have you seen 'Brazil'?
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nope
and the list you posted is in my Ring thread
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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5 Apr 2003, 14:18
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Nod would win.
Serious.
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5 Apr 2003, 14:20
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J to the C to the A G E
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Location: Scúnthorpe
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One of those gimmick accounts that pretends to be a townie would win.
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5 Apr 2003, 14:29
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
One of those gimmick accounts that pretends to be a townie would win.
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Game?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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5 Apr 2003, 14:31
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Well he'd be close, but he's not just a gimmick.
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5 Apr 2003, 14:32
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Well he'd be close, but he's not just a gimmick.
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he isn't?
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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5 Apr 2003, 15:06
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^ ^ Clearly Stolen ^ ^
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Exeter
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:e_chick: would win, 'e is 'ar cd
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5 Apr 2003, 15:34
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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I spent many years training in martial arts, but I have not exercised at all (except golf) in the last three years. I would grab Leshy's breast with my right hand, block her right-handed punch with my left arm; then she would knock me out with her left. I get knocked unconscious easily because of head injuries I had as a child.
On the other hand, if I had weapons, you people would be hurting before I went down.
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5 Apr 2003, 15:36
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Texan
I spent many years training in martial arts, but I have not exercised at all (except golf) in the last three years. I would grab Leshy's breast with my right hand, block her right-handed punch with my left arm; then she would knock me out with her left. I get knocked unconscious easily because of head injuries I had as a child.
On the other hand, if I had weapons, you people would be hurting before I went down.
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i was under the impression leshy was a bloke...
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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5 Apr 2003, 15:53
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Doh!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
i was under the impression leshy was a bloke...
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so was I?
maybe it is a shemale?
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5 Apr 2003, 16:08
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Blowdried
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Lost
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I think I'd last quite a while
on another note, :e_bunny: is it me or does that rabbit look like its been hung and the body is blowing in a breeze?
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5 Apr 2003, 16:56
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
i was under the impression leshy was a bloke...
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Well, that IS strange. I always though Leshy was a woman. I'm not sure what led me to that belief, but I have thought so for quite some time now.
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5 Apr 2003, 16:59
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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It just occurred to me...
I hope I haven't written any threads that might be considered "flirting" with Leshy.
Mostly I just write about war stuff, so it is unlikely.
Leshy, are you a male or female?
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5 Apr 2003, 17:00
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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I've always thought he was a bloke.
p.s. If you've flirted online with a bloke.... hahaha
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5 Apr 2003, 17:12
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Prince of Amber
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
I've always thought he was a bloke.
p.s. If you've flirted online with a bloke.... hahaha
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The only person I recall flirting online with is Sexy Leila; however, I do not recall every post I have made on this forum and on IRC.
Sexy Leila is worth flirting with since her boyfriend cannot find me. He is a soldier in the UK army. She was in Cyprus, but I have not heard from her in about a year.
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5 Apr 2003, 17:48
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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i wear steel toed docs constantly, someone would end up getting hurt :/
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5 Apr 2003, 17:55
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
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IM TUFF
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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5 Apr 2003, 17:59
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Texan
Sexy Leila
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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5 Apr 2003, 18:00
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Twisted
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Beyond the Pale
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Rule 1 (abreviated version)
No women on the internet.
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5 Apr 2003, 18:05
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amoril
Rule 1 (abreviated version)
No women on the internet.
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lo :e_chick:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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5 Apr 2003, 20:48
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by insane_in_da_membrane
on another note, :e_bunny: is it me or does that rabbit look like its been hung and the body is blowing in a breeze?
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Looks like its on a treadmill to me.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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5 Apr 2003, 21:21
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fascinated by bridges!
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Norwegiensis
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I think that in a fight I would at a total loss. I'd stand around, hoping that noone would notice me.
Perhaps I'd shove someone who weren't looking in my direction and then pretend that I didn't mean to so that the person wouldn't hit me back.
I'm a typer, not a fighter.
Matrim
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Holy smoke.
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5 Apr 2003, 22:13
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Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 552
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Depend what you consider to be 'winning'. If it's them saying 'ok, I give up' then it would take me a while to submit them but I can do takedowns on ppl quite a bit bigger than me. If it's who gets knocked unconscious first, then I'd definitely win, due to my knowledge of vulnerable parts of the body, which work regardless of size.
I AM A NINJA
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5 Apr 2003, 22:36
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
I AM A NINJA
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So am I. Except I'm a 250 pound 6'9" ninja.
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5 Apr 2003, 22:41
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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i would win
case closed
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5 Apr 2003, 22:59
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by Starbucks
Tobe would win because he is a gym going legend and he would pop peoples heads between his forearm and bicep
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although i give bloomers the edge, his flaling arms would take out a few people
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