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Unread 23 Mar 2003, 23:09   #1
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A Woman From Texas

Do you want to see someone who is angry? Lots of people talk about how the Arab Muslim street cannot abide by what the United States is doing. **** me. I will kill all of you mother ****ers. That is a Texan on television. Where is the outrage? You all are a bunch of sorry assholes.
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Re: A Woman From Texas

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Do you want to see someone who is angry? Lots of people talk about how the Arab Muslim street cannot abide by what the United States is doing. **** me. I will kill all of you mother ****ers. That is a Texan on television. Where is the outrage? You all are a bunch of sorry assholes.
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It's a real ****iong bad day whan a woman from Texas is captured by Iraqi mothe ****ers.
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It's a real ****iong bad day whan a woman from Texas is captured by Iraqi mothe ****ers.
Oh, are we talking about the captured soldiers?
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look, she went to war, there she got captured by iraqi troops. as far as i know thats how war works (that or beeing killed by hostile forces)
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It's a real ****iong bad day whan a woman from Texas is captured by Iraqi mothe ****ers.
Yes, it was quite audacious of the Iraqi's to sneak out to Houston and kidnap a Texan like that.

[edit]Oh, actually I've been informed that's not what happened, sorry.[/edit]
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You think the Arab street is ugly? Just piss off Texas.
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do you know the women?
I was about to ask the same question.
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You think the Arab street is ugly? Just piss off Texas.
she wouldnt be captured right now if your dumb president wouldnt have send her there.
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She is a Texan. Nuff said.
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she wouldnt be captured right now if your dumb president wouldnt have send her there.
And of course Mr Bush used a mind-control ray to force her to go against her will.
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You think the Arab street is ugly? Just piss off Texas.
i agree with you, i think its disgraceful that those damn dirty arabs would dare touch a hair on the head of an american - least not a texan! how dare they! im with you on this one and want to express my complete outrage that a soldier whom i have never met, but who may in some way be vaguley connected to me, my place of birth or skin colour, has been kidnapped by this vile iraqi regime.
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she wouldnt be captured right now if your dumb president wouldnt have send her there.
How about a little ricin in Mecca just fo ****s and giggles? If the Arab muslims can get angry, so can I.
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And of course Mr Bush used a mind-control ray to force her to go against her will.
us-propaganda is another issue, all i said so far is that she certainly would not have gone their against bushs wishes, would she?
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I really thought this was going to be a joke, the title sounded like the opening line for one. Instead I find myself being threatened to my life and abused

This thread needs lightening up, so a quick googling turned up what Texan should have posted:

"Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job." The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"
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"Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job." The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"
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Texan, you need to shut off the computer, the TV, and toss out your newspapers, before you go entirely insane.
You are right. Jesus Christ my brain is fried.
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The Iraqi's are fighting back? Those bastards.

On a lighter note, I hope that woman gets raped every night until she dies.
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I really thought this was going to be a joke, the title sounded like the opening line for one. Instead I find myself being threatened to my life and abused

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"Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job." The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"
Sir, If it were not for the fact that my grandmother was from Oklahoma, I would kill you. Just for fun.
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I wish all US citizens were as smart and well-educated as Texan.

That would solve all our problems at a stroke.
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I wish all US citizens were as smart and well-educated as Texan.

That would solve all our problems at a stroke.
I'm in a bad mood. A Texan has been captured and forced to speak on international television. Can you say Geneva Convention you ignorant bastards?
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I'm in a bad mood. A Texan has been captured and forced to speak on international television. Can you say Geneva Convention you ignorant bastards?
and those iraqi soldiers shown on cnn didnt fall under the geneva convention i guess?
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wouldnt it be funny if she said her present circumstances are better then living in texas
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I'm in a bad mood. A Texan has been captured and forced to speak on international television. Can you say Geneva Convention you ignorant bastards?
What happened is a violation of the Geneva Convention, yes. It is nice to find somebody, who is fiercely devoted to it. It applies to all POW. However it is much easier for the superior side in a war to keep it. And the USA shows us in Guantanomo and other places, how it is done. Hundreds of a inspiring examples.
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Can you say Geneva Convention you ignorant bastards?


Is this the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans haven't signed?

Would this be the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans don't adhere to?

Or am i mistaken*?
















*and just so you know 'i'm not mistaken'
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My soldier was wearing a uniform that said U.S. Army. The guys in Gitmo had no uniforms.

The United States does not torture EPWs. Iraq does.
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wow, they have women in Texas?

I thought it was all cowboys and steers?
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wow, they have women in Texas?

I thought it was all cowboys and steers?


It's still all 'Steers and Queers' ... the Texan woman is in Iraq now.
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Is this the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans haven't signed?

Would this be the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans don't adhere to?

Or am i mistaken*?

*and just so you know 'i'm not mistaken'
You are ****in wacko.
My Geneva Convention Code was a 2. How could I have that code if my country had not ratified the convention?

Dork.
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Is this the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans haven't signed?

Would this be the same 'Geneva Convention' that the Americans don't adhere to?
Or am i mistaken*?

*and just so you know 'i'm not mistaken'
Evidence would be a start?
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Evidence would be a start?


Never been useful/needed in a PA GD 'argument' before.
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My soldier was wearing a uniform that said U.S. Army. The guys in Gitmo had no uniforms.

The United States does not torture EPWs. Iraq does.
Uniforms are a problem in a land like Afghanistan. They cost a lot of money. Do you really think, that none of the ppl in Gitmo had a uniform and was a soldier? I don't believe it.
Anyway. So they're civilians. Did they get a fair trial?

The Iraq tortures. That is a sad true. Have a look on some AI reports regarding the US please. This is truly sad too. And, as was pointed out before: The USA never signed the Geneva convention, so where is the problem?

Edit: Ok, I will look up this Geneva thing.
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You are ****in wacko.
My Geneva Convention Code was a 2. How could I have that code if my country had not ratified the convention?

Dork.


So your nation signed the convention and then deliberately ignores parts of it.

****ING GENIUS!

In that case the Americans are fully justified in complaining when the other side 'doesn't play fair' either.
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OK. I found no evidence for the USA not signing. I retract my false assumption and apologize for it. But I found many sources in google claiming the violation of it by the USA.
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I retract my false assumption and apopogize for it.


Why would you want to do that?
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Why would you want to do that?
Because I honestly try to be a sensible and compassionate human. I even dare to admit mistakes from time to time. I know, that's a weakness and that I'm part of a minority.
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Re: A Woman From Texas

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Do you want to see someone who is angry? Lots of people talk about how the Arab Muslim street cannot abide by what the United States is doing. **** me. I will kill all of you mother ****ers. That is a Texan on television. Where is the outrage? You all are a bunch of sorry assholes.
I wasnt aware the others captured didnt matter. I mean... their not from "Texas"...

On another note - their lucky for that.
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Yes, it was quite audacious of the Iraqi's to sneak out to Houston and kidnap a Texan like that.

[edit]Oh, actually I've been informed that's not what happened, sorry.[/edit]
this actually made me laugh
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If the worst violation of the Geneva Convention in this war is making POWs go on TV I think we should all be thankful. Unfortunately I suspect that those who have been captured will be tortured, just like in the last Gulf War.
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