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Embroglio · 5 Apr 2003, 01:40

..who would win? If everyone just went for it all at the same time. Weapons not allowed.

Amoril · 5 Apr 2003, 01:45

I would (seriously).

Pyr0 MK III · 5 Apr 2003, 01:46

My brother

He does Kung- Fu (he is teh flipeh)

Snurx · 5 Apr 2003, 02:46

I think i would be one of the first to go.

Zapman · 5 Apr 2003, 03:33

I'm to much of a coward to show up in the first place. Or I'd bring an automatic gun and ehm... cheat.

IndiaSour · 5 Apr 2003, 04:36

I would take atleast one person with me before I lost consciousness.

Apothos · 5 Apr 2003, 04:37

I would win.

Judge · 5 Apr 2003, 06:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Embroglio
..who would win? If everyone just went for it all at the same time. Weapons not allowed.

Let me make one thing perfectly clear.

IT WONT BE YOU.

And it wont be me..........

Hmm, that's 2 things......

Ok

Let me make two things perfectly clear.

IT WONT BE YOU

it wont be me,

And I will make sure it is not you............

Damn, thats three things.........

Ok

It wont be you...........................

LHC · 5 Apr 2003, 08:15

I don't feel pain easily, so I might last a while. Unfortunately I don't deal it out well either.

Cyp · 5 Apr 2003, 08:53

I would win, I've watched enough movies to know how to win.

If anyone was a problem, would just have to make loud noises and wave my hands around, so that they run away in terror, so I can deal with them later.

If I can't get close enough to deal with someone, would point my hand towards them and make grasping motions, they would then choke suddenly and collapse.

Or I could ask them to make a wish, and then something bad would somehow happen to them.

If I was on the defensive somehow, I'd just flap my hands and fly away.

Could also melt them by shooting some weird kind of plasma beam or something from my eyes, which everyone would for some strange reason call lasers even though they light up the air on the way past, and melt them.

Could also point my hands at them, so that they either explode, freeze or get blasted away. Alternatively, chant about how evil they are, so that they burst into flames and die.

Or I'd just give them a free Pan-Galactic-Gargle-Blaster (Or whatever it's called) to drink.

None of those involved weapons (except perhaps the last), so all of them should work, so I'd definitely win.

Monkehpimp · 5 Apr 2003, 08:55

cyp would win in a gigantic flurry of geek rage.

which ofc is the funniest kind of rage.

mbushell · 5 Apr 2003, 09:39

I'd so win, I'm well 'ard I am :e_bunny:

Deffeh · 5 Apr 2003, 09:53

id try and hide till most of you had died off, then try and attack the remaining combatants when they are knackered

JC · 5 Apr 2003, 10:07

If it was Royal Rumble style and i was one of the last in, i'ld be in with a chance \o/.

Leshy · 5 Apr 2003, 10:09

I'd last a while, but I wouldn't win.

Dead_Meat · 5 Apr 2003, 10:30

Hahahahaha, I can see the headlines now.

Quote:

Police today arrested several hundred pasty faced adolescents for failing to cause any sort of public order offence whatsoever.

The youths, who all professed to be 'eleet dude', had gathered after the internet website that was the centrepoint of their sad and pitiful lives challenged them all to meet up and fight to see who would win.

One youth, calling himself 'Dace', blinking and covering his eyes against the sunshine on this overcast and drizzly day, told us;

"Yeah, it was Embroglio's idea, I was soooooo gonna kick those lamers asses, but you fags came along and broke it up"

As he was led away for questioning by police, Dace was seen to cry, beg, scream for his mummy and finally soil himself.

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 10:58

do saucepan lids and binoculars count as weapons?

MrL_JaKiri · 5 Apr 2003, 11:11

told you

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 11:13

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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
told you

how about adding more to that list you made the other day then?

MrL_JaKiri · 5 Apr 2003, 11:32

Good 'foreign' films or english language as well?

Deffeh · 5 Apr 2003, 11:34

Dead meat is funny

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 12:22

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Good 'foreign' films or english language as well?

anything 'non-hollywood' really

treelo · 5 Apr 2003, 12:36

i'm going to learn how to snap necks SAS style.

i will win.

MrL_JaKiri · 5 Apr 2003, 12:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarak
anything 'non-hollywood' really

I can't remember what I posted :\

Have you seen 'Brazil'?

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 13:39

Quote:

Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I can't remember what I posted :\

Have you seen 'Brazil'?

nope

and the list you posted is in my Ring thread

JonnyBGood · 5 Apr 2003, 14:18

Nod would win.

Serious.

LHC · 5 Apr 2003, 14:20

One of those gimmick accounts that pretends to be a townie would win.

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 14:29

Quote:

Originally posted by LHC
One of those gimmick accounts that pretends to be a townie would win.

Game?

LHC · 5 Apr 2003, 14:31

Well he'd be close, but he's not just a gimmick.

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 14:32

Quote:

Originally posted by LHC
Well he'd be close, but he's not just a gimmick.

he isn't?

Superpig #1 · 5 Apr 2003, 15:06

:e_chick: would win, 'e is 'ar cd

Texan · 5 Apr 2003, 15:34

I spent many years training in martial arts, but I have not exercised at all (except golf) in the last three years. I would grab Leshy's breast with my right hand, block her right-handed punch with my left arm; then she would knock me out with her left. I get knocked unconscious easily because of head injuries I had as a child.

On the other hand, if I had weapons, you people would be hurting before I went down.

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 15:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Texan
I spent many years training in martial arts, but I have not exercised at all (except golf) in the last three years. I would grab Leshy's breast with my right hand, block her right-handed punch with my left arm; then she would knock me out with her left. I get knocked unconscious easily because of head injuries I had as a child.

On the other hand, if I had weapons, you people would be hurting before I went down.

i was under the impression leshy was a bloke...

Judge · 5 Apr 2003, 15:53

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarak
i was under the impression leshy was a bloke...

so was I?

maybe it is a shemale?

insane_in_da_membrane · 5 Apr 2003, 16:08

I think I'd last quite a while

on another note, :e_bunny: is it me or does that rabbit look like its been hung and the body is blowing in a breeze?

Texan · 5 Apr 2003, 16:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarak
i was under the impression leshy was a bloke...

Well, that IS strange. I always though Leshy was a woman. I'm not sure what led me to that belief, but I have thought so for quite some time now.

Texan · 5 Apr 2003, 16:59

It just occurred to me...

I hope I haven't written any threads that might be considered "flirting" with Leshy.

Mostly I just write about war stuff, so it is unlikely.

Leshy, are you a male or female?

LHC · 5 Apr 2003, 17:00

I've always thought he was a bloke.

p.s. If you've flirted online with a bloke.... hahaha

Texan · 5 Apr 2003, 17:12

Quote:

Originally posted by LHC
I've always thought he was a bloke.

p.s. If you've flirted online with a bloke.... hahaha

The only person I recall flirting online with is Sexy Leila; however, I do not recall every post I have made on this forum and on IRC.

Sexy Leila is worth flirting with since her boyfriend cannot find me. He is a soldier in the UK army. She was in Cyprus, but I have not heard from her in about a year.

roadrunner_0 · 5 Apr 2003, 17:48

i wear steel toed docs constantly,

someone would end up getting hurt :/

Recon · 5 Apr 2003, 17:55

IM TUFF

Ragnarak · 5 Apr 2003, 17:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Texan

Sexy Leila

dace will be along any minute to explain to you rule 1

Amoril · 5 Apr 2003, 18:00

Rule 1 (abreviated version)

No women on the internet.

Recon · 5 Apr 2003, 18:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Amoril
Rule 1 (abreviated version)

No women on the internet.

lo :e_chick:

Embroglio · 5 Apr 2003, 20:48

Quote:

Originally posted by insane_in_da_membrane
on another note, :e_bunny: is it me or does that rabbit look like its been hung and the body is blowing in a breeze?

Looks like its on a treadmill to me.

Matrim · 5 Apr 2003, 21:21

I think that in a fight I would at a total loss. I'd stand around, hoping that noone would notice me.

Perhaps I'd shove someone who weren't looking in my direction and then pretend that I didn't mean to so that the person wouldn't hit me back.

I'm a typer, not a fighter.

Matrim

Jennifer · 5 Apr 2003, 22:13

Depend what you consider to be 'winning'. If it's them saying 'ok, I give up' then it would take me a while to submit them but I can do takedowns on ppl quite a bit bigger than me. If it's who gets knocked unconscious first, then I'd definitely win, due to my knowledge of vulnerable parts of the body, which work regardless of size.

I AM A NINJA

Mirai · 5 Apr 2003, 22:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Jennifer
I AM A NINJA

So am I. Except I'm a 250 pound 6'9" ninja.

Starbucks · 5 Apr 2003, 22:41

i would win

case closed

Tobe · 5 Apr 2003, 22:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Starbucks
Tobe would win because he is a gym going legend and he would pop peoples heads between his forearm and bicep

probably

although i give bloomers the edge, his flaling arms would take out a few people