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Unread 2 Apr 2003, 11:02   #1
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five passengers, four parachutes.
> An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers
on
> board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first
passenger says
> "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player.
The Lakers
> need me, it would be unfair to them if I died".
> So he takes the first parachute and jumps
>
> The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife
of
> the former President of the United States. I am also the
most
> dedicated woman in the world, a Senator in New York and
America's
> potential future President. She takes one of the
parachutes and jumps
>
> The third passenger, George W. Bush, says " I am the
President
> of the United States of America. I have a huge
responsibility in
> world politics
>
> And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President
in the
> history of the country and I have a responsibility to my
people
> not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps
>
> The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth
passenger, a
> ten year old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already
lived my
> life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the
last
> parachute". The boy replies "No problem, there is also a
parachute
> for you
> America's most intelligent President has taken my
schoolbag..."
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Unread 2 Apr 2003, 11:07   #2
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Heard it, though a good one.
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Unread 2 Apr 2003, 11:10   #3
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As I read this I thought itd be another one of those "who takes the final parachute - the worker, the lawyer, etc."

ok i suppose - although you dont have the humour level to formulate an even mildly funny thread so
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I heard that about 6 years ago, except it was about Winston Peters.
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> Hey man it is
Not that
> Hard
>To remove these
>things from the
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> Hey man it is
Not that
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>things from the
Damn thread
>you
>know
fs
I know, but do you think you lot are really worth the time or effort?
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although you dont have the humour level to formulate an even mildly funny thread so
I fail to be insulted by this, since it was you that said it.
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I preferred the Hot Air Balloon losing height, Englishman, Frenchman, German and Jew - 'God Save the Queen, Vive La France, Heil Hitler' version.

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'...and threw the Jew out.'
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I thought the joke was good

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I preferred the Hot Air Balloon losing height, Englishman, Frenchman, German and Jew - 'God Save the Queen, Vive La France, Heil Hitler' version.

Punchline
'...and threw the Jew out.'
Never heard this one though... Why'd they say those phrases?
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Unread 3 Apr 2003, 06:28   #11
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lol, had a little laugh, not bad.
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Old, I saw this thread yesterday.
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