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23 Jan 2006, 02:22
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
We thought wed seen the last of him, we thought Ebay had forced him to shut up, but everyones favourite feedback king appears to have been reborn!
I know we have done this thread before last year, when he got banned, but since hes back and in form again, i figure we have to review once more the brilliance that is "Mr Bollox"
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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23 Jan 2006, 02:23
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
Personal Favourite : "FAst iNterNational deliverY. Bidding cArried ouT wiThin Ebay Rules."
Hello!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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23 Jan 2006, 02:36
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
reputation given as demanded
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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23 Jan 2006, 12:00
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Insanely Insignificant
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bournemouth
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
'B E E F C U R T A I N S'
heh, funny chap.
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Very nearly there.
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23 Jan 2006, 12:13
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 4,007
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
personal favourites
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Originally Posted by Mr Bollox
Great buyer. So good I accidentally shafted myself for £10 on the shipping cost.
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Originally Posted by Mr Bollox
Item arrived, very well packaged, in GENUINE HUMAN SKIN! Superb!
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Originally Posted by Mr Bollox
Item never received. Apart from that, perfect transaction.
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23 Jan 2006, 12:23
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The Original Carebear
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Trondheim, Norway
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
Ebay made me smile. Oh no!
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DVD BOUGHT IN GOOD FAITH - TURNS OUT TO BE A PIRATE COPY. PIKEY SELLER. D-.
Reply by mac.er: just some guys,didn't know anything about DVD.COPY? mate,no copy on ebay,be wise
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: SELLER IS GUILTIER THAN LEE HARVEY OSWALD.
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BUSTY NAKED LESBIAN WARRIOR VAMPIRE SELLER OF DOOM! TERRIFIC! Ebay needs more!
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Sorry, my mistake - seller is in fact NOT 'Xena warrior princess'
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Oh crap, I might be back. I should take my own advice.
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23 Jan 2006, 12:24
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
Lovely, pert sale. Firm and pink with just a hint of ‘bounce’. Magnificent. A++
NICE ONE - Here's your 'free feedback' mate!!!!! HA HA HA! GET A JOB!
Seller big.mez ( 194) 02-Aug-04 19:11 4028450345
Reply by big.mez: ITEM WAS FREE OF CHARGE. WHY LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK? 02-Aug-04 23:14
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: FOR A LAUGH. THAT'S LIFE KID. GET OVER IT
'Gold medal service?' This seller merits a PEARL NECKLACE any day of the week.
Sold his car to me after I won it in an Ebay auction. Fair enough.
heh
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23 Jan 2006, 13:23
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
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Remarkably, item took a NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF TIME to arrive.
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: N.B. If you are Stephen Hawking, I invite you to disprove the above statement.
Reply by bonzaiandluka: I'M AFRAID I'M NOT STEVE HARDING CHEERS
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23 Jan 2006, 13:44
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Tiny Dancer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yellow Brick Road
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
funny as hell, cant get a read on the guy though. chav, or what?
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[16:09] <eJohn> im still standing
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23 Jan 2006, 14:06
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Drink is Good
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,122
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
haha i didnt see it last year glad i saw it now though
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Can we please have a moment of silence...........
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23 Jan 2006, 14:12
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Drink is Good
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,122
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
oh also
Seller was extradited to Spain on war crimes charges before sale was completed.
Seller ear_bologna ( 143) 29-Sep-03 12:43 2348021200
Reply by ear_bologna: Who is this guy? Hijacked my sensible auction and leaves me daft feedback!? 29-Sep-03 19:20
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: YO MOMMA IS A 'HO.
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Can we please have a moment of silence...........
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23 Jan 2006, 14:52
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
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Originally Posted by eJohn
funny as hell, cant get a read on the guy though. chav, or what?
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The constant quotation in French leads me to believe hes a little more educated than the average Chav.
Probably up around "Wideboy" level.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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23 Jan 2006, 21:01
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 6,339
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
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FAST PAYER. GREAT BAYER. LEO SAYER.
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fantastic.
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24 Jan 2006, 01:25
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InSomniac
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Durham, England
Posts: 1,473
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Re: Hes Rude, Hes Crude , Hes Mr Bollox
A+ USA Ebayer! If you want lawsuits, high school shootings etc, look ELSEWHERE.
i lol'd at that 1 :P
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