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5 Jun 2005, 19:01
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share the <3
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stupid chavs on mini bikes
Riding up and down my street
complete with white adidas tracksuits and baseball caps, the noise woke me from a pleasant sunday slumber.
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5 Jun 2005, 19:03
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Fear the Chavmobiles!
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5 Jun 2005, 19:23
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
anything can be a projectile if you try!
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5 Jun 2005, 19:32
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TashTastic
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
I hate both of them, chavs and silly little bikes that make an insane amount of noise
All i can hear is some tart nextdoor playing the guitar (very well) but ruining it with shitty singing.
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5 Jun 2005, 21:03
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Powering your life...
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
May I suggest an oil slick? Or tire-trap? Try get some amusement out of it.... ;-)
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5 Jun 2005, 21:09
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Insanely Insignificant
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Skinning them alive would be too pleasant a death.
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5 Jun 2005, 21:48
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mmm lambs
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
There was a bunch of chavs on the train station earlier, they ripped all the timetables off the wall. For some strange reason they then put the metal noticeboard back up and tried sticking all the paper back in its place heh.
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6 Jun 2005, 00:47
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
I have 70-100k bikers here , all driving around at all times of night, ignoring every ****ing rule of the road , driving the wrong way , the wrong side , doing burnouts all over the shop and revving like a mother****er when theyre bored.
Two weeks a year. I love most of it, its a great atmosphere, but theres always a couple of pricks that have to just **** it up for everyone else.
PS : Ever been hit by hot rubber when a Motorbikes rear tire explodes doing a burnout? ... youll never get the stains out your clothing, and its 3rd degree burns if it hits your face.
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6 Jun 2005, 00:54
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Gone
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Form your own vigilante group.
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6 Jun 2005, 10:01
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
My fathers business partner had an experience with moped mounted chavs, he was driving along at a reasonable speed when in the rear view mirror appeared two Burberry jacket'ed demons. They followed him for a few miles racing up behind his bumper and alongside the car. He slowly increased his speed and the bikes continued their antics. He was becoming quite agitated and just as they both came within inches of his bumper he slammed on the breaks, both went into the back of the car up onto the roof and dropped off the side. He exited the car to cries of "my fking legs" aswell as muffled tears. To increased there pain futhur he took a length of rope from his car tied it around the mopeds then too his tow bar and proceeded to drag the bikes along the road for nearly a mile.
I think it cost over ?500 for the repairs to his car. Best money he has ever spent according to him.
He's a personal hero of mine.
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Last edited by ceres; 31 Aug 2011 at 07:03.
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6 Jun 2005, 10:09
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Quote:
Originally Posted by ceres
My fathers business partner had an experience with moped mounted chavs, he was driving along at a reasonable speed when in the rear view mirror appeared two Burberry jacket'ed demons. They followed him for a few miles racing up behind his bumper and alongside the car. He slowly increased his speed and the bikes continued their antics. He was becoming quite agitated and just as they both came within inches of his bumper he slammed on the breaks, both went into the back of the car up onto the roof and dropped off the side. He exited the car to cries of "my fking legs" aswell as muffled tears. To increased there pain futhur he took a length of rope from his car tied it around the mopeds then too his tow bar and proceeded to drag the bikes along the road for nearly a mile.
I think it cost over £500 for the repairs to his car. Best money he has ever spent according to him.
He's a personal hero of mine.
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Is he single, and possibly ruggedly handsome?
I'm just asking for a friend.
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6 Jun 2005, 10:10
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
Is he single, and possibly ruggedly handsome?
I'm just asking for a friend.
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60/M/brandy nose
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6 Jun 2005, 10:14
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Quote:
Originally Posted by ceres
60/M/brandy nose
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yes, yes.
but single?
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6 Jun 2005, 10:19
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Registered User
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
It's your lucky day! The old drunk has been single for ten years now, sharing his love only with the luckiest of Londons ladies of the night.
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Last edited by ceres; 31 Aug 2011 at 07:03.
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6 Jun 2005, 10:21
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
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Originally Posted by ceres
It's your lucky day! The old drunk has been single for ten years now, sharing his love only with the luckiest of Londons ladies of the night.
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Nice. I will tell my friend then....
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6 Jun 2005, 16:13
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nomen est omen
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
We have them on motorised scooters here. Tearing up and down the street in the small hours, waking everyone up. They don`t half make a racket. They actually go quite fast, in excess of 30 mph with no lights. If they ever came off one of those things, they`d be in serious trouble. I wonder if this sort of activity has anything to do with drugs? They just seem to be traveling from house to house or to various pubs.
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6 Jun 2005, 16:15
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Powering your life...
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Re: stupid chavs on mini bikes
Our just drive around in cheap cars with rims, spoilers etc. Oh to slash some tyres...
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