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Unread 25 May 2005, 15:36   #1
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Bikini Car Wash
the other day driving home, there was some high school group of girls doing a bikini car wash for a fundraiser. prolly like 15-17 year olds.

i didn't go. i'm 24ish now, and somehow that process seems rather dirty-old-manish to me at this point. bikini car wash seemed like such a great idea from movies and rap videos, but the reality...I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.

who is the target market segment? i can come up with
1. their boyfriends
2. their parents
3. at least one local 70 year old pervert

but if that's the case, they could get pretty much the same funds raised wearing business suits. and personally, i'd be more likely to go if they were sporting suits than strings.

anyway, a week later another group of girls was doing a bikini car wash. they were aged ~5-8. wtf. actually, i was more inclined to go than to the high school one, because i doubted any of the 6 year olds would give the 'you sicko' look.

so i'm a mite curious what y'all think on such.
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Re: Bikini Car Wash
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I think you are a paedo with a dirty car.

What did I win?
i've had my car for more than two years and it's never been through a wash (tho i squeegee my windshield every once in a while).

<3 off-white paint

but i'm not a paedo. i only find underages enourmously arousing, and never act on it.

hah.
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Re: Bikini Car Wash
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Heheh.

But don't tell me you dislike Liv Tyler's car wash in One Night At McCool's

That wench is rather fit.
yes.

wild things.
even that stupid cheerleader movie.

if liv tyler or denise richards had a carwash, i would be in that market segment.
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if liv tyler or denise richards had a carwash, i would be in that market segment.
dude, can't you just say that you'd like to shag them senseless ?
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dude, can't you just say that you'd like to shag them senseless ?
if liv tyler and denise richards were selling extended shags, i would be in that market segment as well. completely off topic imho.
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who is the target market segment? i can come up with
1. their boyfriends
2. their parents
3. at least one local 70 year old pervert
4. Guys with cars needing a wash who don't mind looking at high school girls in bikinis? I mean, no one goes to Hooters just for the food, do they?

I also notice that typically only about half the girls are wearing actual bikinis. I always feel tempted to pull over and explain to them that any random two-piece bathing suit or shorts/tank-top combo--while very nice in their own right--is not a bikini.
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but if that's the case, they could get pretty much the same funds raised wearing business suits. and personally, i'd be more likely to go if they were sporting suits than strings.
Not I. I'd think they'd be more worried about keeping their business suits dry than getting my car clean. But then my car is older than most of the high school girls and hasn't been washed since they left elementary school. :/
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anyway, a week later another group of girls was doing a bikini car wash. they were aged ~5-8. wtf. actually, i was more inclined to go than to the high school one, because i doubted any of the 6 year olds would give the 'you sicko' look.
I doubt a 6-year-old could do even a half decent job, so they must just be catering to parents/grandparents.
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Put it this way.

I'd rather have my car washed by scantily clad girls than scantily clad boys.
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Re: Bikini Car Wash
I'd steal a ****ing car, if i didn't have mine to hand, to go through a car wash full of scantily clad 15-17 year old girls.

And i'd take my camera.

**** what they think, it was their idea after all.
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I'd steal a ****ing car, if i didn't have mine to hand, to go through a car wash full of scantily clad 15-17 year old girls.

And i'd take my camera.

**** what they think, it was their idea after all.
steal one with mirrored windows so you can have a wank :eek:
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who needs a car? just watch from behind a bush
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Re: Bikini Car Wash
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Put it this way.

I'd rather have my car washed by scantily clad girls than scantily clad boys.
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Age/Colour/Gender/Hair Colour/Eye Colour/Height/Weight not important.

I just want advances!
Begging to differ.
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I doubt a 6-year-old could do even a half decent job, so they must just be catering to parents/grandparents.
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The dual-role chamois-leather, bikini car-wash idea has been around for some time.
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