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Alright, so im wondering...
Who would you rather have tied to a chair, and why, and what would you do with them.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:12
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
I'd rather have Chika tied to a chair so that I could beat him to a bloody pulp for the sheer shiteness of his recent posting. I'm used to it from you on here, not from him.
In the real world (something you two should really explore more), I'd like to have Natalie Portman tied to a chair. As for what I'd do with her....
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
depends on what your definition of the real world is, nazi.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:14
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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I'd rather have Chika tied to a chair so that I could beat him to a bloody pulp for the sheer shiteness of his recent posting. I'm used to it from you on here, not from him.
In the real world (something you two should really explore more), I'd like to have Natalie Portman tied to a chair. As for what I'd do with her....
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HER? Choose someone with some flesh on her body.. and who can act.
Now i wouldnt mind Kyla Cole tied to a chair
back to the question.. either, and cover them in shit so they would feel at home
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
Fine then, a post. just for you
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2 Mar 2005, 00:18
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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depends on what your definition of the real world is, nazi.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:19
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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HER? Choose someone with some flesh on her body.. and who can act.
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Always had a thing for Natalie Portman. And have you seen Closer?
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oh...
I hate MTV :-(
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
Portman is apparently a very good actress, although I've only seen her in Star Wars. And she's hot too.
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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Portman is apparently a very good actress, although I've only seen her in Star Wars. And she's hot too.
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Portman delivered a stellar performance in “Closer” and has also received her first Oscar nomination, for best performance by an actress in a supporting role. Since her 1994 film debut in “Leon,” Portman has been in a number of successful movies including “Garden State,” “Cold Mountain” and the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
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So, yeah. An Oscar nomination. Can't act, right?
And a Google Image search should show any doubters exactly how hot she is.
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
If she starts eating and gets a tan, we'll talk.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:39
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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So, yeah. An Oscar nomination. Can't act, right?
And a Google Image search should show any doubters exactly how hot she is.
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i see you don't know the academy
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i see you don't know the academy
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I was hoping that the Acadamy's sanity wouldn't be brought into this
Nevertheless, her acting was excellent in Closer.
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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If I wanted to rape someone, I wouldn't tie them to a chair. That would be ridiculous.
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2 Mar 2005, 00:45
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
oh i forgot to mention when i was sober.
i externally mark your exam papers
it must feel like christmas
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
and hands out chlorophorm..
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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HER? Choose someone with some flesh on her body.. and who can act.
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Nathalie Portman isn't that great in Star Wars (attractive wise) I found.
But in Closer... oh jeez. In the beginning few scenes, where she has short bright red hair, she is my ideal girl (except for the American accent). She's so beautiful.
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oh i forgot to mention when i was sober.
i externally mark your exam papers
it must feel like christmas
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I assume you're talking about Cardiff University.
Which subjects?
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2 Mar 2005, 01:19
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
your subject you arse
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your subject you arse
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I thought it went without saying that it'd be law. Obviously not.
which modules you arse
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
clearly you have not 'grasped' the concept of me marking your exam paper.
oh how should i best teach you
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clearly you have not 'grasped' the concept of me marking your exam paper.
oh how should i best teach you
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clearly you have not 'grasped' the concept of me taking multiple exams and writing multiple exam papers.
oh how should i best point this out to you
which. modules. do. you. externally. mark. ?.
(SURELY you know what I mean by this)
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
I'd tie Kiera Knightly to a chair, make her eat some ****ing food and grow her hair. Then I'd make her call Natalie Portman and ask her to call over.
One bottle of choloroform later, I've got me the two girls of my dreams for life*.
*or as long as the time I can have before I'm forced to murder them in some escape bid, bury them, get found out and sell my story to a film company for a couple of million dollars.
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
My first choice would be the exective from Dow Chemicals who refuse to pay compensation for Agent Orange, who causes birth defects and other shit in Vietnam, even at this time.
Lets say that killing someone with a gun is to gentle with people like that.
My 2nd choice would be this annoying, ignorent in a sterotypical-american way, with a stupid nick.
Qdeathstar...
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Re: Alright, so im wondering...
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*or as long as the time I can have before I'm forced to murder them in some escape bid, bury them, get found out and sell my story to a film company for a couple of million dollars.
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you missed out the 'getting shot/imprisoned/getting death penalty/delete as applicable' part
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