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26 Feb 2007, 21:48
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Text messages
Does anyone else store them? Obviously with phones generally going from 10 -> 50 -> 200 -> 200+++ storage capacity, its become easy to lock, or not delete the messages that you particularly like for whatever reason.
Sadly with my phone theres no easy TRANSFER MESSAGES TO FILE option in the phone so i either have to lose them, or type them in manually to text files. I can be too sentimental to throw things out, so this usually takes ****ing hours.
The funny thing is some of the messages you read back on after a few months / years and lol at.
So basically
SHARE YOUR FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES HERE
danny - between me and u though hell probs tell u anyway. he got chucked out of the beat, had a verbal with the bouncers. walked home though he went on magical mystery tour of country roads while texting claire with some abuse. (From mate 1, talking about mate 2's 6 hour walk home on new years eve)
gavin - my head is pounding, i was so ****in hungry that i had 2 large shish kebabs b4 i got in a taxi, i didnt realise how pissed i was until i woke up there with sore head (after a night out where i fell asleep with my head on the bar and didnt get kicked out for some reason. i also tried to pull a female wrestler)
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26 Feb 2007, 21:53
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
Posts: 2,371
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Re: Text messages
I think you maybe had to be there?
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26 Feb 2007, 22:17
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 4,007
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Re: Text messages
I like to keep my old text messages so when Im bored and on a bus or train I can read them and make myself feel popular.
My current phone has in the inbox 490 messages, the first in November, the most recent 5 minutes ago. Periodically when it gets to the 500 number I chop my messages down to 250 or so.
"I finally bummed her! Took a few drinks so she might hurt in the morning but I don't care I can go to sleep a happy man. x"
The x is just a thing me and my friends do, but I got this message in class today at about 10am, I just burst out laughing. If you knew the story you would get it I guess
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26 Feb 2007, 23:13
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Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
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Re: Text messages
Patrick - I'm watching Dutch football.. Heerenveen v PSV. There is a black guy on one of the teams. As if there are any black people in the Netherlands.
Aileen - Hey no worries anytime! I thought u were leavin later so was susprised the flat was empty when i got up! It was great meetin u. Hope u had fun dancin wi pete! x
Elke - JA DUL... WAAR????
Erlend - God jul til deg og din familie! Haper du far en fin jul!
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26 Feb 2007, 23:30
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Re: Text messages
I don't have a mobile phone since almost a year. I can recommend anyone to throw away that annoying piece of shit. Going outside the house wherever is so much more sweeter now, plus you don't have to worry about it's whereabouts.
Just give it a shot for a week to start with!
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26 Feb 2007, 23:38
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break it down!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,087
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Re: Text messages
mine doesn't ring often anyway; I only use it for important things.
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26 Feb 2007, 23:38
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Re: Text messages
not possible. i cant go to the shitter without it
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27 Feb 2007, 00:13
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Re: Text messages
It's probably easier to not use a mobile phone if you have no friends and noone ever rings or contacts you, am i rite SS
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27 Feb 2007, 00:22
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
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Re: Text messages
I used to have all the smses of me and my gf stored which we sent over a period of a year to eachother ... if you read them you could see the start of a flourishing relationship .. 1.8k+ texts it were, but unfortunately during a back-up, everything was ironically lost..
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27 Feb 2007, 00:41
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
Posts: 6,506
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Re: Text messages
ok, here are a few I have saved from quite a long time ago:
(both from same person):
hello.In so bloody drunk its unbelievable.husb my housemates oculy.uve not made up for it.Anyway,went to drovl but it was really good.Sorry fro waakin x x x x x
am t frank cul . Hat to work tonne and do work but i shouldmt gate crashed houses party. Doh! Netsy i. Xxx
And more recently I got this off a gay mate of mine:
Dont tell anyone... I'm gonna go down on you! And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough to let youstart enjoying it. Then I'm going to come back up again and **** you big time
Yours Sincerely petrol prices xx
I've got a shit load of dirty ones and sweet ones saved other than those...
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27 Feb 2007, 01:05
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
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Re: Text messages
i havent a dash of sentimentality in my body, so no saved txt messages for me
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27 Feb 2007, 01:54
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1up on you
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 4,007
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Re: Text messages
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
Dont tell anyone... I'm gonna go down on you! And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough to let youstart enjoying it. Then I'm going to come back up again and **** you big time
Yours Sincerely petrol prices xx
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That's great, what did you say, what happened!?
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27 Feb 2007, 02:08
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
Posts: 7,518
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Re: Text messages
text messages are the new poetry
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27 Feb 2007, 04:38
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,676
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Re: Text messages
rich - "chuck a can of coke in the fridge for me, im craving"
good times.
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27 Feb 2007, 09:47
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Hello Tietäjä
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Preston, UK
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Re: Text messages
"cat is on my lap now. she is a bootifal" (from a 6yr old kid using my mum's phone with a little help, talking about my cat)
"when you're done ****ing your neighbour come get me some scans bitch" (from Vanquisher whilst playing spaceminers)
"tux i am lost and dont know my way home" from ZoDraCk - a romanian guy who didn't understand that i didnt know wtf he lived.
...best one ever though has got to be when a random girl sent me a topless pic (in 2005 i think?), i have no idea who she was, never seen her in my life, but everytime my phone beeps i hope its her lol...
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27 Feb 2007, 09:54
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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Re: Text messages
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
It's probably easier to not use a mobile phone if you have no friends and noone ever rings or contacts you, am i rite SS
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Pretty accurate except for my girlfriend who couldn't stop texting me, so there you go
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Last edited by SilverSmoke; 27 Feb 2007 at 11:04.
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27 Feb 2007, 10:46
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I'm who you want me to be
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In a flat place, enjoying RL
Posts: 418
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Re: Text messages
From someone I know vaguely
"Dude, I'm walking your sister home atm, we're so getting it on tonight"
I replied.
"Good for you. I don't have a sister though "
Got a classic "Sorry, wrong number" reply. Jolly times.
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27 Feb 2007, 13:06
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I ♡ ☠
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 834
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Re: Text messages
I keep blank text messages. They're succinct.
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27 Feb 2007, 13:17
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Re: Text messages
My phone keeps pretty much an unlimited number of texts, there're on the edge of 10,000 sent and received in there at the mo spanning 18 months. I think the best ones I get are probably from my dad. For example, upon Liverpool defeating the 'giants' that are Wigan a while back, I received some hours later the simple text:
"CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!"
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27 Feb 2007, 15:27
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,354
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Re: Text messages
"aaaah u sound really creepy!"
"I have alot of time for curry"
I try my best not to text as I find it annoying. MUCH MUCH MUCH easier to call someone.
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27 Feb 2007, 17:54
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Bad Girl
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: right here..right now
Posts: 1,055
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Re: Text messages
amusing ones ...(only because i got them and could do nothing about their requests)
(with the round starting in 2 hrs)
*can u get a credit for (name withheld), its really urgent*
reply
*not at the moment i'm at a wedding reception in holland*
(i'm uk based)
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*get on irc now .. i need to talk to you about transfering the bots*
reply
*cant just now.. i'm half way up a mountain in Austria*
(i was .. having a lovely picnic at the time)
sweet one..
*sorry, its fog bound here, all flights are canceled, i dont think i'll be back today* (after he'd been away for 3mths)
only to have him turn up 1 min later... utter utter (bleep)
Have to admit the best in error i've heard.. was on my answer phone.
hey chris, shes drunk and giving me a blow job .. (complete with sounds)... must have put the phone down .. cos it went on for as long as my answer phone would record.
i sms'd back ..
Nice answer phone message, sounds like u were having a good time. Who are you?
(i saved it as a sound file and blue toothed it accross to a few people who wanted to use it as ring tone)
i got no reply :-(
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27 Feb 2007, 19:33
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Re: Text messages
a big **** you to nodrog
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