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2 Jun 2003, 12:15
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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I have invented a bot that can answer any login question..
..and check all my accounts to see where defence needs to be sent or attacks be made.
I call it 'my girlfriend'
All I have to do is click my fingers and she will stop having sex, doing the washing, cooking the dinner, polishing, ironing, or whatever else it is she is doing at the time and go and login to one or all of my many accounts (whatever I command her to do).
She has been trained to intelligently run all of my planets and run them exactly as I would with the added advantage of her being able to do it throughout the night while I am tucked up in bed.
If I need to call on my alliance, she will do it for me whether its by IRC, SMS, telephone, smoke signals or ESP, she does it. Because of my bot, my planets defences are inpenetrable and I fully expect to be the No 1 in the universe for this round and many more to come. So fear me.
My girlfriend is also undetectable and is perfectly capable of using any or the countries interent cafe's up and down the country to avoid IP detection. This gives me all the time I need to work on a new girlfriend bot that I am going to use soley for sex.
I dont know why I told you this because my girlfriend is not available for use by anyone else but me, I am just gloating really.
Crash
PS: I didnt write this my bot did it for me
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2 Jun 2003, 12:23
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ND
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Amazingstoke
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I wish I was as funny as you
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2 Jun 2003, 12:47
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
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If you interrupt your sex for planetarion.. you'r really a total addict
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2 Jun 2003, 12:51
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by mockingbird
If you interrupt your sex for planetarion.. you'r really a total addict
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Ahh, I only said I interrupt sex with 'my girlfriend'. I also said I'm working on a new bot purely for sex which will make 'my girlfriend' redundant in the sex area so she can concentrate on my planets! '
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2 Jun 2003, 14:47
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Stan-hyd
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hydridia
Posts: 166
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me
wants one so bad .....
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2 Jun 2003, 15:52
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Sheep
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: IRC
Posts: 563
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what's the point of playing at all when you're not doing anything?
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2 Jun 2003, 15:55
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Quote:
Originally posted by mens
what's the point of playing at all when you're not doing anything?
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He can post on the forums about how great he is ;)
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2 Jun 2003, 18:01
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Choice of Whacker sir?
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
Posts: 679
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Hehe i just upgraded :-)
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2 Jun 2003, 18:24
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Divine
Join Date: May 2001
Location: i dunno where i am :(
Posts: 186
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Re: me
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Originally posted by hydridia
wants one so bad .....
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get in the que like the rest of us
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2 Jun 2003, 20:43
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Sultan of Squeak
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Top of the world, ma!
Posts: 11
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I sort of figured someone could write a bot to answer those questions - that's why sophisticated sites that want to stop bots have some sort of design that you have to pick a word out of that a computer could never figure out. Although those questions that aren't just math problems must present a bit of a challenge.
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2 Jun 2003, 21:35
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Nothing Is Forever.
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Fallen From Grace.
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Quote:
Originally posted by mockingbird
If you interrupt your sex for planetarion.. you'r really a total addict
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nah u r an addict when u plan your sex life around 5 am launches, or during.
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3 Jun 2003, 09:41
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
nah u r an addict when u plan your sex life around 5 am launches, or during.
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Think you'll find you are an addict when you DONT have a sex life!
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3 Jun 2003, 09:59
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I'm great!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Leeds
Posts: 388
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
Think you'll find you are an addict when you DONT have a sex life!
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What if u r 3?
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3 Jun 2003, 10:04
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Quote:
Originally posted by HAL-9000
What if u r 3?
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You spell like that.
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All the bad things follow us down,
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3 Jun 2003, 10:27
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I'm great!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Leeds
Posts: 388
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
You spell like that.
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explain
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'da been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?!
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3 Jun 2003, 11:10
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by HAL-9000
What if u r 3?
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When I was 3 I had a sex life. With a man called 'Uncle Bob'
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4 Jun 2003, 01:48
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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If I clicked my fingers it'd wake my "girlfriend" up from the hypnotic trance I put her in, to force her to like me
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4 Jun 2003, 08:06
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Too close for comfort
Posts: 246
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I have much better use for my gf
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4 Jun 2003, 23:19
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Weird.
My Girlfriend said earlier that she was prevented from entering one of my many accounts by a sophisticated login question. When I checked, it appears it was a 'which letter is the 3rd' type question. After quizzing her for a bit it turns out she is just a dyslexic twat and its nothing serious.
I tweaked her boobs for a bit and fiddled with her underlips and although Im not totally sure if it will cure her dyslexia, I had a good time.
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5 Jun 2003, 03:04
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teens1ut
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New York
Posts: 89
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
When I was 3 I had a sex life. With a man called 'Uncle Bob'
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Hey... I know UncleBob....
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5 Jun 2003, 03:40
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Your Nemesis and Beerg0d
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 125
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Re: I have invented a bot that can answer any login question..
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Originally posted by CrashTester
I dont know why I told you this because my girlfriend is not available for use by anyone else but me, I am just gloating really.
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I put a couple of miles on her last night - prolly while you were sleeping or wank0ring with your new found free time.
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<Peacemaker1> you are projecting images that happen real. like if you were to get shot in a dream, you would wake up with a bullet hole through you
<Nova> that would suck
<RIT> yeh but It would rawk if you dreamt about lesbian orgies
<Peacemaker1> waking up in a pool of lubercant, and with dildo bruses all over. sure would
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5 Jun 2003, 09:48
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Re: Re: I have invented a bot that can answer any login question..
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Originally posted by N0VA
I put a couple of miles on her last night - prolly while you were sleeping or wank0ring with your new found free time.
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Hmm..be worried dude. Go see Dr Norton right away, I discovered a virus in My Girlfriend. Luckily I always run Nortons Condom v1.1 protector when poking around with My Girlfriend.
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5 Jun 2003, 14:22
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Bromley
Posts: 806
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when i was living with my g/f i religiously set my alarm clock to 4.30am, (check incoming, launch attacks etc)
I had the added advantage that for some reason this time of the morning she always and i'll repeat always randy.
this was my motivation for PA
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5 Jun 2003, 14:37
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Canadian to the Core
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
when i was living with my g/f i religiously set my alarm clock to 4.30am, (check incoming, launch attacks etc)
I had the added advantage that for some reason this time of the morning she always and i'll repeat always randy.
this was my motivation for PA
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On behalf of most men out there: DIE
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5 Jun 2003, 14:42
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Sheep
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: IRC
Posts: 563
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Quote:
Originally posted by Psi_K
On behalf of most men out there: DIE
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2nd
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5 Jun 2003, 15:40
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The Usualsuspects
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 240
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
when i was living with my g/f i religiously set my alarm clock to 4.30am, (check incoming, launch attacks etc)
I had the added advantage that for some reason this time of the morning she always and i'll repeat always randy.
this was my motivation for PA
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birds are up for it in the mornings, whereas blokes are more evening shaggers
i read that somewhere i did!
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5 Jun 2003, 17:03
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
Posts: 1,471
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Re: Re: me
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Originally posted by Shakky
get in the que like the rest of us
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Poor queball
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