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Unread 2 Jun 2003, 12:15   #1
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I have invented a bot that can answer any login question..

..and check all my accounts to see where defence needs to be sent or attacks be made.

I call it 'my girlfriend'

All I have to do is click my fingers and she will stop having sex, doing the washing, cooking the dinner, polishing, ironing, or whatever else it is she is doing at the time and go and login to one or all of my many accounts (whatever I command her to do).

She has been trained to intelligently run all of my planets and run them exactly as I would with the added advantage of her being able to do it throughout the night while I am tucked up in bed.

If I need to call on my alliance, she will do it for me whether its by IRC, SMS, telephone, smoke signals or ESP, she does it. Because of my bot, my planets defences are inpenetrable and I fully expect to be the No 1 in the universe for this round and many more to come. So fear me.

My girlfriend is also undetectable and is perfectly capable of using any or the countries interent cafe's up and down the country to avoid IP detection. This gives me all the time I need to work on a new girlfriend bot that I am going to use soley for sex.

I dont know why I told you this because my girlfriend is not available for use by anyone else but me, I am just gloating really.



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PS: I didnt write this my bot did it for me
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Unread 2 Jun 2003, 12:23   #2
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If you interrupt your sex for planetarion.. you'r really a total addict
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If you interrupt your sex for planetarion.. you'r really a total addict
Ahh, I only said I interrupt sex with 'my girlfriend'. I also said I'm working on a new bot purely for sex which will make 'my girlfriend' redundant in the sex area so she can concentrate on my planets! '
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Unread 2 Jun 2003, 14:47   #5
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I sort of figured someone could write a bot to answer those questions - that's why sophisticated sites that want to stop bots have some sort of design that you have to pick a word out of that a computer could never figure out. Although those questions that aren't just math problems must present a bit of a challenge.
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If you interrupt your sex for planetarion.. you'r really a total addict
nah u r an addict when u plan your sex life around 5 am launches, or during.
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nah u r an addict when u plan your sex life around 5 am launches, or during.
Think you'll find you are an addict when you DONT have a sex life!
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Think you'll find you are an addict when you DONT have a sex life!
What if u r 3?
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Weird.

My Girlfriend said earlier that she was prevented from entering one of my many accounts by a sophisticated login question. When I checked, it appears it was a 'which letter is the 3rd' type question. After quizzing her for a bit it turns out she is just a dyslexic twat and its nothing serious.

I tweaked her boobs for a bit and fiddled with her underlips and although Im not totally sure if it will cure her dyslexia, I had a good time.
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When I was 3 I had a sex life. With a man called 'Uncle Bob'
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Re: I have invented a bot that can answer any login question..

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I dont know why I told you this because my girlfriend is not available for use by anyone else but me, I am just gloating really.

I put a couple of miles on her last night - prolly while you were sleeping or wank0ring with your new found free time.
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Re: Re: I have invented a bot that can answer any login question..

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I put a couple of miles on her last night - prolly while you were sleeping or wank0ring with your new found free time.
Hmm..be worried dude. Go see Dr Norton right away, I discovered a virus in My Girlfriend. Luckily I always run Nortons Condom v1.1 protector when poking around with My Girlfriend.
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when i was living with my g/f i religiously set my alarm clock to 4.30am, (check incoming, launch attacks etc)

I had the added advantage that for some reason this time of the morning she always and i'll repeat always randy.

this was my motivation for PA
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when i was living with my g/f i religiously set my alarm clock to 4.30am, (check incoming, launch attacks etc)

I had the added advantage that for some reason this time of the morning she always and i'll repeat always randy.

this was my motivation for PA
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when i was living with my g/f i religiously set my alarm clock to 4.30am, (check incoming, launch attacks etc)

I had the added advantage that for some reason this time of the morning she always and i'll repeat always randy.

this was my motivation for PA

birds are up for it in the mornings, whereas blokes are more evening shaggers


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