Matas out: Geras.
Hello, I AM JUNGLEMUFFIN, I am writing to inform you that a long term friend of mine, Matas, bless his useless ****ing soul, has left our Universe for greater and greent pastures.
As I have been informed by other members of his inbred polish family, Matas today suffered death due to internal bleeding, largely caused by what could possibly be an ice cream cone, but more likely, his favourite black 12 inch dildo.
My life was filled with hilarious lafter by Matas, when I once saw him be top 10 for several hundred ticks, then he got raped, and crashed, because of his ****ing shitness. Without this uselessness retarded shitness of Matas, I would have killed myself many years ago. I know many will be saddened by this, not because I would have surely killed myself, but because this retard has made happy many peoples lives with his ****ing total and utter shitness in his life.
Matas, all the people who roided you with fakes will miss you (mostly cos they can't get free roids anymore).
PS I'm sorry to tell you the truth, I know everyone likes to read a nice love story, but he was ****ing retarded, useless, lith, and ****ing retarded, and useless. I am glad that God took this lith prick from our lives, and made it a better place.
Goodbye Matas you def whoring piece of shit, goodbye.
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Can people please stop pretending they have no chance of winning at tick 300, you just end up looking retarded later.
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^^^^ Can you blv that sh*t?
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