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Unread 13 Jul 2006, 05:16   #1
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Fetch me a teaspoon

The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the bucket because it's bigger than the
spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.

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Unread 13 Jul 2006, 07:50   #2
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Re: Fetch me a teaspoon

Are you suggesting that you are crazy?
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Unread 13 Jul 2006, 08:16   #3
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Re: Fetch me a teaspoon

I'm guessing if you choose a teaspoon then they don't give you the choice of whether or not you'd like a bed near a window. They just put the straight jacket on you and put you in one of those padded rooms where you can't hurt yourself even if you tried.
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