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How many Eclipse members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1.
And their 2 escort planets.
Har har har.
(Yes I'm fully aware all alliances have members that use escorts. I was joking.)
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ha.
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0.
ToT do it for them
Har har har.
(this could go on all day)
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ha.
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10 Jun 2003, 12:58
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Quote:
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It's a sad day when this is the only thread on AD/PD/GD that raises a chuckle from me.
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This is a sooooooooo old joke
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How many bitter old planetarion members does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
None, they all just sit around bitching on AD in the dark.
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Quote:
Originally posted by K-W
How many bitter old planetarion members does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
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Quote:
Originally posted by K-W
How many bitter old planetarion members does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
None, they all just sit around bitching on AD in the dark.
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Oh hey everyone, look, it's Germania being dull again.
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10 Jun 2003, 14:08
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lol
\0_ hehe i laughed
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10 Jun 2003, 14:19
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I hear Scouse has a career in stand up comedy lined up 
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yeah
me wonders if he will make enough to pay for all his accounts for r10?
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10 Jun 2003, 14:33
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I hear Scouse has a career in stand up comedy lined up
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10 Jun 2003, 14:36
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Quote:
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I hear Scouse has a career in stand up comedy lined up
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hahahahaha
I get it!
"stand up" & "lined up" hahahahaha
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Quote:
Originally posted by K-W
How many bitter old planetarion members does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
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All you need is the glow from your monitor.
Anything else is simply too bright.
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10 Jun 2003, 16:27
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The joke was cute, but the rest of this thread has me absolutely tickled.
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10 Jun 2003, 16:55
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I cant help but wonder if you'd have said that had a Fury/Eclipse person made the joke.
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HAHAH GREAT JOKE DREAD !!! ECLIPSE FOREVER !!111
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10 Jun 2003, 17:11
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Dread has never been intentionally funny. Ever.
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10 Jun 2003, 17:12
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The joke is funniest because its true ;(
2 days ago I needed a new lightbulb. I asked one mate to buy it for me, as I had no money, then got another to help me climb onto a cupboard thing to put it in.
Hooray for my escort mates :/
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10 Jun 2003, 17:21
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Like you have any mates sad act
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I hate changing light bulbs.
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I Just use Torches!
Solar powered ones at that...
Really!
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10 Jun 2003, 18:17
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Germanias post was the only thing in the thread that made me chuckle.
But eclipse dunno how to change lightbulbs cos eclipse use energy saving ones, and it hasn't beena round long enough for them to need changing yet.
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10 Jun 2003, 18:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by K-W
How many bitter old planetarion members does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
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GERMANIA IN HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR SHOCKER
AD wont be the same anymore
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
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Quote:
Originally posted by G.K Zhukov
GERMANIA IN HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR SHOCKER
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No! It's is all a lie! There is no sense of humour on AD, NEVER! It is all Eclipse propoganda! I blame Al-Jazeera!
*ahem*
/me slinks off quietly
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10 Jun 2003, 20:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by G.K Zhukov
GERMANIA IN HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR SHOCKER
AD wont be the same anymore
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Leaked from Eclipse Records
It is reported that it takes each Eclipse member a varying amount of time to change lightbulbs depending upon their location. This theory stems from one of the Eclipse High Council named, Dave aka Zhil who took two weeks to change a lightbulb in the lounge, whilst only one week for a lightbulb in the kitchen. Most alarmingly, it only took a matter of minutes to change a lightbulb within the bedroom where the Personal Computer is located.
When questioned about it, Zhil simply stated that he "disliked changing lightbulbs" and that the bulbs that met a weekly delay in being changed were "insignificant to the lighting effect upon the house"
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we got Olympians working for us
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Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
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'Forever' said he. And then he was gone.
Who keeps an arrow in his bow,
And if you prod him, lets it go?
A fervent friend, a subtle foe
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
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Lets hope I don't create a black hole that sucks everything in. That would be most upsetting.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
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I stole a housemate's lightbulb today to stick in my room as it blew (it's true, as well).
Lewl @ backstabbing metaphors with housemates to other alliances.
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i bought 20 value pack from asda they house managed to go through them in a week.. so crapp
/me heads for some upmarket place next time
/me takes escort mates to push trolley
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Leaked from Eclipse Records
It is reported that it takes each Eclipse member a varying amount of time to change lightbulbs depending upon their location. This theory stems from one of the Eclipse High Council named, Dave aka Zhil who took two weeks to change a lightbulb in the lounge, whilst only one week for a lightbulb in the kitchen. Most alarmingly, it only took a matter of minutes to change a lightbulb within the bedroom where the Personal Computer is located.
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Some of the things one can find on the net are just amazing.
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HAHAHA
thats a fun game scouse, but which one is the REAL zhil?
dun dun dunnnn
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