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27 Apr 2006, 05:50
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Is Costner a Wanker ?
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27 Apr 2006, 08:35
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
As this has been reported during the month of April, he will be eligible for a nomination for WOTM as of next week.
I sense hes a strong contender to dethrone Docherty.
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27 Apr 2006, 11:07
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
Totally. We should just give him the award now.
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27 Apr 2006, 17:36
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
If you massage him, he will come.
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28 Apr 2006, 00:30
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
Docherty will have to pull off something special if he wants to beat Costner this month. Is he up to the task ?
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28 Apr 2006, 00:37
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
more or less of a wanker then the likes of cruise, etc , is the question you should be asking
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28 Apr 2006, 00:45
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
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more or less of a wanker then the likes of cruise, etc , is the question you should be asking
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Ah well, with Cruise being a complete and utter wanker full stop, anything wankerish he does is perfectly normal behaviour for him.
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28 Apr 2006, 00:48
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
I hope Mr Cruise enjoyed his placenta for dinner the other night.
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28 Apr 2006, 00:56
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I hope Mr Cruise enjoyed his placenta for dinner the other night.
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Thank you for putting me off food for the next 2 days.....
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2 May 2006, 21:34
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
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Docherty will have to pull off something special if he wants to beat Costner this month. Is he up to the task ?
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http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/stor...764795,00.html
I think that might do it.
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2 May 2006, 21:38
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
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Does Docherty read this forum ?
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2 May 2006, 21:54
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
I doubt it. He instinctively knew he was being upstaged
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
lol
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
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Thank you for putting me off food for the next 2 days.....
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It´s not as bad as it seems... It´s just your anyday organ, like liver, lung etc. Some people think it´s really tasty allthough I would not even eat it if they would offer me an Austin Martin DB9 for it.
Ehhm well for a DB9 I would probably eat it but let´s say a Bentley Continental GT. Thus, I would not eat it if they would offer me a Continental GT. If it´s factory standard.
I would totally eat it and even say it´s incredibly tasty for a Bugatti Veyron. Hell, I´d eat my own girlfriend for a Veyron. Well TBH I would eat my girlfriend any time, but let´s stay literal on this one.
I am in great doubt if I would eat a placenta for a BMW 645 CI. I´m tempted to say yes, because the great design of the six series probably allows for that stale blood aftertaste, but I´m not sure. If I find any hard bits inside the placenta I would probably forget the 4,5 litre compressed direct injection and the ergonomics and hurl it right out on my plate again.
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3 May 2006, 18:57
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
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I would totally eat it and even say it´s incredibly tasty for a Bugatti Veyron. Hell, I´d eat my own girlfriend for a Veyron. Well TBH I would eat my girlfriend any time, but let´s stay literal on this one.
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Likewise. I'd eat my own mother for a Veyron.
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3 May 2006, 19:53
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
Youd probably need to keep eating members of your family to afford its servicing/petrol and tyres tho...
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3 May 2006, 21:26
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But it would be worth it
Also didn't Clarkson say you could donate to a sperm bank to pay for the fuel?
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3 May 2006, 22:14
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Also didn't Clarkson say you could donate to a sperm bank to pay for the fuel?
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Of course you can.
In the UK you receive £15 per sperm donation. The Veyron's tank holds 100 litres of petrol; at 98p/litre (the current price of petrol) it would cost you £98 to fill it.
The Veyron officially does 10 miles to the US gallon on the highway. 1 US gallon = 3.8 litres. This means that the Veyron does 264 miles on a full tank driving at 55 mph.
It would take you 4.8 hours to drive those 264 miles, which is equivalent to 4 hours and 48 minutes.
In that time you need to raise £98 to pay for more fuel.
So, sperm donation? You'd need to be spilling your seed once every 44 minutes to pay for the fuel. I wouldn't bother driving any long distances in your Veyron dude
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3 May 2006, 22:20
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You put waay to much thought into that.
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3 May 2006, 22:21
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
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You put waay to much thought into that.
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I haven't done Maths for 4 years now. It wasn't easy.
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3 May 2006, 22:24
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What wanking every 44 minutes?
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3 May 2006, 22:28
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No, working out the rate of spillage. The wanking's just a hobby, honest.
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3 May 2006, 22:48
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Have you worked out the maths of the spillage yet?
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3 May 2006, 22:49
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Have you worked out the maths of the spillage yet?
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I bet it's not enough to fill the tank
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Well you'd hope the spillage from your fuel tank wasn't equivalent to the size of the tank, otherwise you would never fill the tank thus never travel anywhere.
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I bet it's not enough to fill the tank
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
If you can afford a Veyron then most likely you can afford the fuel.
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Re: Is Costner a Wanker ?
Costner may be a literal wanker, but he can't compare to troubled young Pete in terms of complete wankerdom.
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