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18 Sep 2005, 08:16
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Kylie Edmond
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: New Zealand
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hello!!
wow this is a rather funny convosation we are all having. to be honest i dont really understand half of what is going on. but guys quit thinking im fake coz lets face it you have no ****ing idea!! no one knows me therefore you cant prove that im fake and you cant say that i am an 'old lady' either beacuse i know for a fact that im not. i go to school!!!! omg!! i went to a ball last night!! my first year 11 ball and it was so cool and i wore this cool black dress and i even got asked to dance! and i had a date called nick. and then i stayed at my friends house the night and we were aloud to go to an after party till 2am and it was really cool and i cant remember much that happened but i think i had fun. and then my friend ran away and we had dramas trying to find her because she was drunk and on the street and anything could have happened to her, some old sleeze could have picked her up!! that would be so bad! but we found her. she had climbed through some randoms window!! sorry i had to share this with some one lol so i will go now and see what else gets posted about this... oh and im sorry andrew i was never taking the piss out of you i really did fall for the whole marilyn manson thing! i think you sound like a nice guy and im sorry if this has upset you or anything i seriously did not mean any harm!!
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18 Sep 2005, 09:30
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Tilting at windmills
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Re: hello!!
The above poster is real.
I base this conclusion on the mindboggling array of spelling and grammatical errors, the sheer butchery of the English language, and the use of colloquialisms' such as 'randoms', 'tramping' et al.
Though it saddens me to say it, Kylie displays all the hallmarks of a typical, perhaps even average New Zealand teenage girl. The story she has written for us is remarkably similar to just about every Year 11-12 Ball story I have ever heard, replete with the uninspiring afterparty antics of a drunken friend.
Such things cannot be faked, you would have to live here to understand.
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18 Sep 2005, 09:44
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Who?
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Location: #Comfy
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_princess
i went to a ball last night!! my first year 11 ball and it was so cool and i wore this cool black dress and i even got asked to dance! and i had a date called nick.
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Yet another girl at Jessica Simpson's better half!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooling
The above poster is real.
I base this conclusion on the mindboggling array of spelling and grammatical errors, the sheer butchery of the English language, and the use of colloquialisms' such as 'randoms', 'tramping' et al.
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There are some rather intelligent people on this forum who could quite easily pull of a trick like that.
But if you say so
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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18 Sep 2005, 10:41
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: hello!!
This is no place for a girl.
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18 Sep 2005, 10:45
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: hello!!
Noone would have believed, in the last years of the ninteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.
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18 Sep 2005, 11:12
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: hello!!
hi princess.
we need pics before we believe you're real.
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18 Sep 2005, 11:57
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Noone would have believed, in the last years of the ninteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.
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I heard that at the end all the aliens didnt die from virii and bacteria, but they died from the onslaught of appalling grammar from the human teenage population.
PS first guy here to get pics of kylie edmond gets my undying respect
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18 Sep 2005, 12:08
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
virii
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18 Sep 2005, 12:08
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
PS first guy here to get pics of kylie edmond gets my undying respect
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http://www.my-ortho.com/images/Girl_1.gif ???
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18 Sep 2005, 12:21
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Clerk
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooling
I base this conclusion on the mindboggling array of spelling and grammatical errors, the sheer butchery of the English language, and the use of colloquialisms' such as 'randoms', 'tramping' et al.
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I don't know or care if this is real, but as someone else has said - this could easily be faked. "Randoms" is a commonly used term in the UK too. And bad typing / grammar can easily be emulated.
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18 Sep 2005, 12:56
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: hello!!
nick has to stop bringing his girlfriends here
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All the bad things follow us down,
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18 Sep 2005, 14:56
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Re: hello!!
the fact that she knew MM was really called Andrew (even i didn't know that) suggests to me that she is fake. Either that or MM has been trying to chat her up
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At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
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18 Sep 2005, 15:24
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
Posts: 3,313
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dave
the fact that she knew MM was really called Andrew (even i didn't know that) suggests to me that she is fake. Either that or MM has been trying to chat her up
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I was going to point that out, but I couldn't be arsed to check the other thread to see if Andrew had pointed out his real name in defence of him not being Brian Warner.
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18 Sep 2005, 15:29
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Raaaaaaaah!
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 2,296
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Re: hello!!
What the hell lanuage is that written in ? AOLism ?
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Mercury & Solace
Always [Fury]
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18 Sep 2005, 15:34
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: hello!!
I'd like to offer my services as an internet guy doing internet things to an internet girl in an internet world.
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18 Sep 2005, 15:35
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: hello!!
You're so gay Jonny.
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18 Sep 2005, 15:36
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
You're so gay Jonny.
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Don't believe everything your father tells you.
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18 Sep 2005, 15:37
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Hi there ...
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Re: hello!!
... internet rocks
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18 Sep 2005, 15:38
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Don't believe everything your father tells you.
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as retorts go that's pretty poor
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18 Sep 2005, 15:42
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
as retorts go that's pretty poor
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Yeah but I couldn't have a go at your mother. I mean everyone has had a go on there.
I think my work here is done.
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18 Sep 2005, 16:45
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
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Re: hello!!
why haven't we banned her?
Not only for the appalling use of english or for the fact that she is clearly mentally retarded but because if she doctinues to post we'll all get diabetes.
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18 Sep 2005, 16:50
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: hello!!
I want her for my bride*
*bridge (cos she's so fat you see lol)
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18 Sep 2005, 16:53
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: hello!!
This gimmick has the Shima seal of approval*
*because nobody has done a really amusing gimmick for a while.
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It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
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18 Sep 2005, 17:07
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_princess
i really did fall for the whole marilyn manson thing! i think you sound like a nice guy and im sorry if this has upset you or anything i seriously did not mean any harm!!
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I'm speechlesh.
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18 Sep 2005, 17:07
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_princess
i really did fall for the whole marilyn manson thing! i think you sound like a nice guy and im sorry if this has upset you or anything i seriously did not mean any harm!!
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I'm speechlesh.
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18 Sep 2005, 17:28
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Re: hello!!
Apparently not!
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18 Sep 2005, 17:39
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
Posts: 3,038
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Re: hello!!
I find it a bit depressing that we sit about inventing fake accounts to amuse ourself with. It's like having imaginary friends. We can't get any new posters, so we play make belief.
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18 Sep 2005, 21:00
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break it down!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 2,087
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
I heard that at the end all the aliens didnt die from virii and bacteria, but they died from the onslaught of appalling grammar from the human teenage population.
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I have good grammar!
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18 Sep 2005, 21:11
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 3,280
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
as retorts go that's pretty poor
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i thought it was pretty solid on a pound-for-pound basis
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18 Sep 2005, 22:06
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: hello!!
if she were indeed a real spunky girl looking to chat to like minded bright young things, what on earth is she doing posting here?
can she not read? you are all a bunch of sick weirdos who have spent way too much of the last decade online.
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p.s. i couldnt read beyond the second line as i started feeling nauseous,
so there is a chance that she was starting a debate on the best way to date rape a chicken or something in which case i apologise and she is in the right place
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18 Sep 2005, 22:09
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,631
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Re: hello!!
I find it unfair to call us all sick weirdos madi. Yes, we have Dace, but he only pretends. In reality he's a unsecure young man looking for a girl to go steady with.
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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18 Sep 2005, 22:12
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Re: hello!!
you reckon any normal young woman would find anything interesting around here?
i am completely barking and still find you all a bit odd.
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18 Sep 2005, 22:12
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5,459
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
you reckon any normal young woman would find anything interesting around here?
i am completely barking and still find you all a bit odd.
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Putting us all in the same category is a bit harsh.
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18 Sep 2005, 22:16
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Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 3,583
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm speechlesh.
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is that the spelalape version of speechless?
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18 Sep 2005, 22:17
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Re: hello!!
generalising makes life simpler,
sure you throw out some wheat with the chaff but the job is done in a fraction of the time.
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18 Sep 2005, 22:25
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,631
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
you reckon any normal young woman would find anything interesting around here?
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Phil?
(btw, he's taken)
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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18 Sep 2005, 22:27
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Hi there ...
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 481
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
We can't get any new posters, so we play make belief.
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i am new. plz ignore me
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18 Sep 2005, 22:28
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Insomniac
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Posts: 3,583
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
Phil?
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Im interesting?
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18 Sep 2005, 22:30
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Evil inside
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,631
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil^
Im interesting?
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If you define Aryn as a normal young women....
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<Germania>but you called Fury a bully, and that is terribly unfair
<Hicks>Occassionally individuals do things without Executive consent
<Dreadnought>You cant whois on Eclipse server without a registered nic, which mr ****stirrer doesnt have.
<Almeida> well i like to grow fat myself too, and when i have enough ships then i can engage in big battles
<Nantoz> Zhukov for Lord Protector!
<Jakiri> (Windows)XP was fine on release
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18 Sep 2005, 22:39
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Insomniac
Join Date: May 2003
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Re: hello!!
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Originally Posted by G.K Zhukov
If you define Aryn as a normal young women....
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I would, though verging closer to angelic then normal
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18 Sep 2005, 22:47
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil^
I would, though verging closer to angelic then normal
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Angelic?
You'd need wings the size of a 747 to support her.
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18 Sep 2005, 22:56
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
you reckon any normal young woman would find anything interesting around here?
i am completely barking and still find you all a bit odd.
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I vote for you to become the offical GD mom. We have an opening, and I think you're perfect for it. </peter pan>
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18 Sep 2005, 22:59
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You love me really
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Re: hello!!
Milf
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18 Sep 2005, 23:46
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil^
I would, though verging closer to angelic then normal
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19 Sep 2005, 00:04
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: hello!!
Bags her virginity.
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19 Sep 2005, 05:11
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Kylie Edmond
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: New Zealand
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Re: hello!!
haha. well i know his name is andrew because some on said it on the other thread!! drrrr. and i really dont know what i am doing here to be honest lol it is funny to talk to ppl i dont know i find it interesting to see what they have to say, and its cool coz some ppl type very brainy stuff. i dont reply to this all the time coz i have to go to school and that takes up most of my day and then i get home and my friends come around so its like i only have like an hour or something to be on the net. and yea but the asumptions that some of you make offends me greatly i think you all have me so rong!! i have photos of my self but i dont know how to get them on to my com coz they are on my cell!! and sorry about my 'spelling and gramma' but thats how the youth of today write and i have picked it up coz i txt in the shortned veirsion of our english!! the teens of today will revalution-ize everything its gr8!!
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19 Sep 2005, 05:17
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Kylie Edmond
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: New Zealand
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
if she were indeed a real spunky girl looking to chat to like minded bright young things, what on earth is she doing posting here?
can she not read? you are all a bunch of sick weirdos who have spent way too much of the last decade online.
m
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p.s. i couldnt read beyond the second line as i started feeling nauseous,
so there is a chance that she was starting a debate on the best way to date rape a chicken or something in which case i apologise and she is in the right place
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hey if i couldnt read then there would be a good chance i could not type or spell
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19 Sep 2005, 05:59
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USS Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
generalising makes life simpler,
sure you throw out some wheat with the chavs but the job is done in a fraction of the time.
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19 Sep 2005, 06:11
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Caveat Lector
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tucson, Arizona
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Re: hello!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_princess
haha. well i know his name is andrew because some on said it on the other thread!! drrrr. and i really dont know what i am doing here to be honest lol it is funny to talk to ppl i dont know i find it interesting to see what they have to say, and its cool coz some ppl type very brainy stuff. i dont reply to this all the time coz i have to go to school and that takes up most of my day and then i get home and my friends come around so its like i only have like an hour or something to be on the net. and yea but the asumptions that some of you make offends me greatly i think you all have me so rong!! i have photos of my self but i dont know how to get them on to my com coz they are on my cell!! and sorry about my 'spelling and gramma' but thats how the youth of today write and i have picked it up coz i txt in the shortned veirsion of our english!! the teens of today will revalution-ize everything its gr8!!
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There is a key called the 'Enter' button. It is a revolutionary new technology that allows for better organization of your mindless babbling. It may make it even readable, but that's really pushing it.
So now I bet you're asking: 'How can I get one?!'
Not to worry! YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE! That's right! By moving your right pinky a fraction of an inch you too can benefit from this amazing innovation!!!!!!
It's simple! Just remember this slogan: "Move a pinky, post less stinky!"
That is all.
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19 Sep 2005, 07:16
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Kylie Edmond
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: New Zealand
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Re: hello!!
right so you mean
i should use paragraphs?
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