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28 May 2008, 15:50
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Kitty handler
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 146
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F-Crew Recruitment R27
Back in the days when Planetarion first started, heroes emerged from across the globe... Spanning the continents these brave souls banded together to create strong bonds and noble alliances, battling together for good and evil in an effort to reach the top of the universe. However, there were those who were not quite heroic... instead of listening in on briefings, they chose to fart and laugh about it instead. Those who edited the BCs slides to show phallic symbols superimposed on the foreheads of HCs... These people were cast out from society, but answered to a different calling... A calling which drew them together like an unseen force, one which the universe had never seen (or ever wanted to for that matter) and they called themselves F-Crew.
Back once again, like some kind of renegade masters, F-Crew will be actively recruiting in round 27.
F-Crew are Planetarion's oldest consecutive-running alliance, having existed since round 1 and actively played every round. Being a member of F-Crew is a bit like being part of history... if history was some kind of malformed giant dinosaur that feasted on the blood of children.
If you're new to Planetarion, chances are you'll need a helping hand in your first round - we all once did. Or, if you fancy helping out the new member base and like having a laugh, then F-Crew could be for you too. Let's face it - we all love a bit of hero worship.
We don't ask for much, we're a non-assuming bunch of gents and gentesses who prefer to play the game for fun rather than in religious pursuit of victory as an only goal. We only ask that:
- you are prepared to be IRC active
- you are willing to learn from and/or help out others
- you are loyal
F-Crew has always had a reputation as an alliance willing to help out new players and teach them the game as well as giving older more experienced players a gentler slope back into the game. We're willing to take on players and help them learn the game, but we're also fiercely competitive and not to be underestimated. Think of us as the small, frightened shrew sat on top of a detonator, in heat.
What F-Crew can do for you
We offer:
- Daily attacks organised by an experienced BC team
- Organised defence
- Competitions
- A bot with a wide range of tools designed to help your play
- Story time with Zimra
- Cutting, hurtful abuse from experienced BCs
We're always working on improving our tools for members (and looking wistfully on at Orbit's bot... Seriously Yoshi, get a life) and open to suggestions. It's like fricking magic!
The Dream Team
- Wakey - Our Administrative Godzilla, now into his 50th year, Wakey is a founding member of F-Crew and possibly the most handsome man in Planetarion today.
- Smokeh - Technology Monster, responsible for spying on all other alliances through m00kitty and being generally gross.
- Imperial - Recruitment Consultant, master at arms, spiritual guide, general ass face.
- Vansun - Tactical General, hard-assed defence master, hotter than a firecracker in a thermos flask.
In an ingenius tactical stroke, we fobbed Juice, Minister of Drunk, off to Orbit so he can go have a stick up his ass right there. We have come to realise we can have fun and NOT be bollocked for it. No longer do F-Crew live in fear of Judge Judas!
How to apply
Come to #f-crew on IRC at irc.netgamers.org (Instructions: http://www.clawofdarkness.com/pawiki...net_Relay_Chat) and chat to us (if you get stuck, send a PM to me on the forums or apply in-game and we'll try and help you out). See if you like us before applying, and remember to be crazy. Smokeh, Vansun or Imperial should help you out - but someone will help you out even if they are busy in some kind of mutant sex orgy.
We love crazy.
This promotional message was bought to you by Smokeh, Entropy and Coca-Cola
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Rounds 22-35 - [F-Crew] HC
Last edited by Smokeh; 28 May 2008 at 19:25.
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28 May 2008, 15:53
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Ent|lunch
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 539
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Go Team!
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"Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results."
"Ars longa, vita brevis, occasio praeceps, experimentum periculosum, iudicium difficile"
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28 May 2008, 15:59
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The liquid crusader
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: North East England
Posts: 109
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Have a great round guys / gals
By the way, I never bollocked anyone for having fun, I did bollock people for going to far.
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No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system
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28 May 2008, 16:01
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Ent|lunch
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 539
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juice
Have a great round guys / gals
By the way, I never bollocked anyone for having fun, I did bollock people for going to far.
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you're just bitter you can't join in the funsies no more
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[F-Crew] - You know when you've been [FC]uked
"Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results."
"Ars longa, vita brevis, occasio praeceps, experimentum periculosum, iudicium difficile"
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28 May 2008, 16:15
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The liquid crusader
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: North East England
Posts: 109
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Posted edited due to looking bitter (apparently).
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No officer, there's no blood in my alcohol system
Last edited by Juice; 28 May 2008 at 16:28.
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28 May 2008, 16:31
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 279
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
the dream team
have fun like always
gl
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28 May 2008, 16:40
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Leader of the Membrivians
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 412
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Wow, Orbit mentioned twice in your recruitment thread!
That is almost unwillingly surreptitious advertising! Thanks for that!
I really like your recruitment thread, nice to read!
Good luck for the round, F-crew! Especially with handling that nerd Entropy (<3) Have fun and have a good fight for 10th spot!
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. (J.W. Goethe)
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28 May 2008, 19:44
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Hungary
Posts: 96
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
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28 May 2008, 23:05
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NewDawn HC
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Birmingham, UK
Posts: 48
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Good luck F-Crew
Always a great alliance for a new player.
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NewDawn - HC/Peon - Round 32
VisioN - Peon - Round 33
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NewDawn - HC - Round 35
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28 May 2008, 23:12
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Farmer Smurf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 123
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokeh
Story time with Zimra
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Do my eyes decieve me or are you implying hes playing again?
Anways, good luck to you lot.
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I have no rival; No man can be my equal
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29 May 2008, 09:20
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Kitty handler
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 146
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatrick
Do my eyes decieve me or are you implying hes playing again?
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You'd have to rejoin F-Crew to find out, I'm afraid... (But we always keep our promises)
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Rounds 22-35 - [F-Crew] HC
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29 May 2008, 20:12
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idle
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Germany
Posts: 968
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
nice post
gl for the coming round
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"It´s not about how hard u hit, its about how hard u can get hit and still keep moving forward! How much u can take and still move forward!"
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29 May 2008, 21:31
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that one dude
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 200
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
happy roiding
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30 May 2008, 16:26
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 6
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
hi ENTROPY
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30 May 2008, 16:28
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Ok. why i have retarded bluemen in my signature. who put it there.
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30 May 2008, 19:02
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Royal Cheese Inspector
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 32
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
He is not retarded, he is the Cookie Monster!!!
Yay!!
Join F-Crew, we are brilliant and mostly drunk.
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Rd 32: Question of Time 9:9:8 [Violent Realm]
Rd 33: Daydreams of Being a Cylon 8:3:7 [F-Crew]
Rd 34: 25ft Tall Dog of Calvins imagination 4:9:11 [F-Crew]
Rd 35: Teh return of of Teh Dog 8:6:7 [F-Crew]
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31 May 2008, 14:13
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 30
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Woohoo! F-Crew! I'll see you when the round starts. How many more peoples minds are we going to scar permenantly this time?
You know what they say: 'Once you've had F-Crew, you'll never go back.'
Love you all, you sick bastards.
Oh, and Fatrick:
'Fatricks head burst like a ripe watermelon hit with a baseball bat. Blood sprayed and brain flew, splattering the faces of anyone unlucky enough to be too close. A crimson puddle spread across the room as blood oozed from the remains of Fatrick's head.'
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Last edited by Zimra; 31 May 2008 at 14:23.
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31 May 2008, 23:02
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Farmer Smurf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 123
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
good to know im still as loved as i was all those rounds ago :P
good to see u back and kickin zim mate
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RavenWood [F-Crew] xVx ASS
I have no rival; No man can be my equal
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1 Jun 2008, 12:38
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Hungary
Posts: 96
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
lol zim, that was harsh:P
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2 Jun 2008, 17:55
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Knight of Ni!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Belgica \o/
Posts: 14
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
good luck
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4 Jun 2008, 10:55
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King of EMO
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Finland
Posts: 127
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
Best of luck for the coming round Smokeh and entair F-Crew
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17 Jul 2008, 11:44
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“The Waterslide Yeti”
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Leiden, The Netherlands
Posts: 57
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Re: F-Crew Recruitment R27
well the f-crew theard are getting worse every round :P
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