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15 Mar 2004, 10:47
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cynic
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i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
well, on saturday i changed my workmates backround on his PC to something wholly unsuitable, knowing that he gets here just before the boss on a monday morning, and thathe would panic about getting it changed back without the boss seeing
unfortunatly, what i didnt realise is, the little ****er has taken the day off (holiday) as he apparently stayed up to watch the wrestling last night (fs)
so i come into work this morning, to be greeted by the sight of our boss logging my workmates computer on!
One VERY quick distraction later, and all is right with the world again, although all my other workmates are laughing at me now
bugger
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15 Mar 2004, 11:13
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
The moral of the story is that you'd have been better off sadistically beating him around the face and neck.
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15 Mar 2004, 11:15
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
Beat him with some valencia oranges in a bag. They won't leave a mark, but you'll show him who's boss.
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15 Mar 2004, 12:06
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
You shouldn't have bothered changing it back and just shook your head dissaprovingly when the boss saw it.
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15 Mar 2004, 12:49
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Anal Crumb
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
I wish your mother hadn't left a Mark
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15 Mar 2004, 13:23
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Look over there!
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
From this we learn that succesful pranks should kill all witnesses.
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15 Mar 2004, 13:59
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
Would your boss have really cared that much?
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15 Mar 2004, 14:50
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nomen est omen
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
They might have been pictures of his colleague banging his boss's wife.
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probably were.
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15 Mar 2004, 14:57
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Next goal wins!
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
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Originally Posted by deerbarn
I wish your mother hadn't left a Mark
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made me lol
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15 Mar 2004, 19:21
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cynic
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Would your boss have really cared that much?
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yes she would, she is quite uptight about work really, a nice enough person, but i wouldnt want to cross her.
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15 Mar 2004, 19:26
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
Crucify her instead.
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15 Mar 2004, 19:27
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
Would you **** her though?
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15 Mar 2004, 19:29
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
It'd have been so much funnier if you'd used the word 'crotch'.
Right.
Moving along.
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15 Mar 2004, 19:31
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
'Would you get across her?' works...
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15 Mar 2004, 19:37
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cynic
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Would you **** her though?
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no, she is 30 years my senior, making her in her mid fifties so no, not even to get ahead
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15 Mar 2004, 19:41
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
Are you saying you wouldn't shag her because she's 50, or because she's not attractive?
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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15 Mar 2004, 19:43
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
lol dm's old lol
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15 Mar 2004, 19:53
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Are you saying you wouldn't shag her because she's 50, or because she's not attractive?
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Is that the reason they normally give for turning you down for a drink DM?
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15 Mar 2004, 21:13
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cynic
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
bearing in mind that i have shagged a 44 year old before, im not actually sure really :/ im not attrected to her, will that do you?
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16 Mar 2004, 16:48
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Are you saying you wouldn't shag her because she's 50, or because she's not attractive?
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You're over fifty and unattractive, and people (Leshy) still shag you.
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16 Mar 2004, 16:59
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You're over fifty and unattractive, and people (Leshy) still shag you.
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Any hole's a goal
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16 Mar 2004, 17:32
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
It's good to know at least Marilyn Manson still has faith in my sexual agenda.
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16 Mar 2004, 17:36
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Registered User
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
why didnt you just leave it and let your friend take the rap. then got him fired that would have been funny maybe not for him though because he would have no job but he might have still seen the funny side to it.
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16 Mar 2004, 22:47
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cynic
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Re: i just nearly landed myself right in it at work
because i would want him to get the sack, then i would end up having to do his work as well as my own and that of another person already, and, he is the only guy my age in the whole building, the rest are pretty much all middle ages women, so its good for a laugh
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