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11 Apr 2005, 13:59
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cynic
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the story of skiddy
well, over the weekend I had MM and skiddy around to my house just so they could see the place and because we haven't got together for a drink in a few months.
They were due to come down at about 7pm, and i got a phone call saying that they had stopped off in McDonalds on the way, fair enough I thought.
but what happened next could only happen to skiddy
I got another phone call about 15 mins later off MM, saying that they were going to be a little late, as they were waiting for the police, apparently some random townie had gone up to skiddy and asked him 'what he was looking at' which, of all the people to go up to and ask that of (skiddy isnt exactally what you would call small) skiddy wouldn't be my first choice. So he told the townie to go away.
I couldn't get a clear story of what happened next, but apparently it involved skiddy being got in a headlock, punching the townie in the face 'multiple' times and throwing him across the table, before the townies mates pulled him away.
So, skiddy claimed a moral victory and struck a blow for the forces of right!
hehehe, just thought i should add, skiddy is ok but i did take the piss out of him all night over managing to get into a fight just by sitting in McDonalds
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11 Apr 2005, 14:01
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Miles Teg
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Re: the story of skiddy
:win: for skiddy
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11 Apr 2005, 14:02
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Re: the story of skiddy
when is he going to iraq?
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11 Apr 2005, 14:14
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Re: the story of skiddy
can we have a pic of the blood streaked townie?
reminds me of a friend of mine who is like a large cube of tensed muscle. someone, for a totally unknown reason smashed a bottle over his head. he promptly turned round, picked the person up and used him as a weapon to hit another person who was also about to try and hit him, before turning the attacker upside down and inserting him into a large bin. the police, observing all of this walked straight past my friend dragged the person out of the bin, picked the other one off the floor, threw them in the back of the police van and gave them a good kicking.
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11 Apr 2005, 14:16
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Re: the story of skiddy
Either that story or MM and Skiddy were having some bum-love before coming over to your place RR.
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11 Apr 2005, 14:21
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: the story of skiddy
Someone needs to tell Skiddy and MM that the S&M sessions really have got to stop
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11 Apr 2005, 14:24
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Re: the story of skiddy
eating at McDonalds
should be ashamed of themselves
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11 Apr 2005, 14:28
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Re: the story of skiddy
hahahaha thats class!
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11 Apr 2005, 14:29
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Re: the story of skiddy
someone neg repped me for my last post. how abstract.
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11 Apr 2005, 14:30
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Re: the story of skiddy
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11 Apr 2005, 15:25
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Re: the story of skiddy
What does skiddy look like?
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11 Apr 2005, 16:05
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Re: the story of skiddy
I can't even begin to imagine how stupid a townie would have to be to think that taking on a member of the RMP was anything even remotely resembling a good idea.
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11 Apr 2005, 16:21
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Re: the story of skiddy
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I can't even begin to imagine how stupid a townie would have to be to think that taking on a member of the RMP was anything even remotely resembling a good idea.
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Well I doubt the townie knew before hand.
Nice one skiddy \o/
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11 Apr 2005, 16:38
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Re: the story of skiddy
what did MM do when all this was occuring?
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11 Apr 2005, 16:43
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Re: the story of skiddy
take 4 steps back while shouting 'FKING TOWNIES, GET THEM SKID, GET THEM!'
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11 Apr 2005, 16:45
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Re: the story of skiddy
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what did MM do when all this was occuring?
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Shat myself lifeless, (This chap had two friends with him who would gladly have pulverised me at a moment's notice had it looked like I was about to intervene) and simply muttered wimpy exclamations along the lines of "Oh Lord" and "For God's sake", as if this just wasn't on, as two men wrestled and brutalised each other each on the table directly in front of me and, variously, large quantities of coke, fries and salt were knocked over most of the upper region of my pinstripe trousers.
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11 Apr 2005, 16:59
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share the <3
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Re: the story of skiddy
so you're the martin to skiddy's nelson?
so what happened in the end? did the forces of law and order arrest said lowlife?
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11 Apr 2005, 17:06
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Re: the story of skiddy
We waited a small time whist the police were summoned by a fat manager who, we agreed, had unhealthy sexual inclinations towards the adlescent boys that worked 'under him'.
Skiddy was lightly shaken, I was even more so.
Then the police (dish) reviewed the CCTV tapes for about four years before concluding that they were totally useless as they didn't show a single frame of what took place. They then took details of what took place, and promised to search for the fiend, who had took of in a car before they arrived.
Then we left.
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11 Apr 2005, 17:22
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Re: the story of skiddy
So really MM.....you did **** all?
Well done Skiddy btw
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11 Apr 2005, 17:24
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Re: the story of skiddy
I would have gladly fled to a safe distance, but I was more or less squashed between skiddy and his foe's tangled bodies on once side, and the wall on the other.
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11 Apr 2005, 17:41
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Re: the story of skiddy
I still feel bad for subjecting Lucy to such a horrid display of what can only be called barbarianism on both our parts.
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11 Apr 2005, 17:44
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Re: the story of skiddy
Who is Lucy?
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11 Apr 2005, 17:55
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wild one
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Re: the story of skiddy
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Girlfriend.
Laters, I'm going out for dinner.
With Lucy.
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11 Apr 2005, 17:58
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Re: the story of skiddy
is her surname Lastic?
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11 Apr 2005, 18:09
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Re: the story of skiddy
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
eating at McDonalds
should be ashamed of themselves
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11 Apr 2005, 18:10
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Gone
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Re: the story of skiddy
I had no choice, I wasn't driving the car. I wanted to stop at a Little Chef, because they have awnings.
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11 Apr 2005, 18:19
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Re: the story of skiddy
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I wanted to stop at a Little Chef, because they have awnings.
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11 Apr 2005, 18:22
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: the story of skiddy
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I still feel bad for subjecting Lucy to such a horrid display of what can only be called barbarianism on both our parts.
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Why didn't she join in?
I suspect she'd be more useful in a punch-up than Mr ' simply muttered wimpy exclamations along the lines of "Oh Lord" MM here.
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11 Apr 2005, 18:24
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Gone
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Re: the story of skiddy
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Why didn't she join in?
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Who do you think started the fight?
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11 Apr 2005, 18:50
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Re: the story of skiddy
if i had been there i would have done something, admittedly it would probably just have been egging skiddy on but it would have been something
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11 Apr 2005, 18:53
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Re: the story of skiddy
I did something; I cacked myself in sheer ****ing white terror.
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11 Apr 2005, 19:05
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Re: the story of skiddy
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eating at McDonalds
should be ashamed of themselves
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11 Apr 2005, 19:07
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Re: the story of skiddy
i'm suprised the townies friends didn't join in.
unless they were scared at how MM was looking at them...
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11 Apr 2005, 19:13
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share the <3
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Re: the story of skiddy
A toast to skiddy!
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11 Apr 2005, 19:14
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Re: the story of skiddy
I am posting in support of eating at Mcdonalds and beating the shit out of dick heads. Nice one skiddy.
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11 Apr 2005, 19:15
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Re: the story of skiddy
In all fairness, his associates seemed to be not anywhere near as such inbred chavs as he patently was. They may have realised, with their heightened intelligence, that he had made a mistake by picking on a Geordie/Australian, his girlfriend, and a man in a suit.
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11 Apr 2005, 19:27
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Re: the story of skiddy
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a man in a suit.
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11 Apr 2005, 19:31
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11 Apr 2005, 19:32
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Re: the story of skiddy
I'm glad the first reply got my witty jape
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11 Apr 2005, 19:59
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Re: the story of skiddy
I'd have done the same as MM probably.
Make love not war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11 Apr 2005, 20:10
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Re: the story of skiddy
Nice one Skiddy.
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11 Apr 2005, 20:15
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Re: the story of skiddy
i was going for the 'they pissed themselves when skiddy stood up and they realised that he was going to kick the shit through them' option
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11 Apr 2005, 21:21
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Re: the story of skiddy
He didn't really stand up.
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11 Apr 2005, 21:42
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Re: the story of skiddy
I'd have protected you!
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11 Apr 2005, 21:52
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Re: the story of skiddy
sounds interesting, well done Skiddy!
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11 Apr 2005, 22:14
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Re: the story of skiddy
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I'd have protected you!
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12 Apr 2005, 00:00
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Re: the story of skiddy
How old do you think they were?
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12 Apr 2005, 00:05
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Re: the story of skiddy
No idea. I'd say they were about the same age as us, or thereabouts.
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12 Apr 2005, 09:44
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cynic
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Re: the story of skiddy
20/21ish then
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12 Apr 2005, 10:27
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Re: the story of skiddy
if they had started wrestling MM, he'd have probably gotten aroused.
see.
he could have been useful
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