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Unread 24 Jul 2006, 03:33   #1
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TFT screens and flies

So here I was, sitting in front of my old computer and the new one just right next to me. As I was wandering in the internet with this old one I heard this "bzzt (insert any fly sound here)" and checked what's going on, then I noticed there were two flies screwing in my new computer's TFT screen and one just chilling (maybe it was somekind of a fly orgy - god knows).

But anyway, I was like "what the ****" and then shoo'd them away. Then couple minutes later I hear it again and yes, that's right, they were screwing AGAIN. Then I thought that this can't be coincidence and shoo'd them away.

Oh well, what did they learn - simply nothing. Now (for the last time) I heard it, watched what's going on and well, simply put, they were ****ing for third time. Then I started to wonder did they have somekind of a TFT screen fetish, do they like the light and warmth in the screen or what the hell.

So, I don't know much about flies so I thought about coming face to face with the GD people and ask "Why were there two flies screwing in a computer screen for three times in about 5 to 10 minutes?"
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Re: TFT screens and flies

I would've solved it the first time with a fly swatter or newspaper.
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Re: TFT screens and flies

But then the screen would be messed up. and I don't prefer hitting it with newspaper really, because you need to use force to be able to hit them and then it would be in a much worse shape.
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Re: TFT screens and flies

did you have some sort of fly porn on the screen?
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Re: TFT screens and flies

No man, I'm not really into that kind of stuff. :/
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Re: TFT screens and flies

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But then the screen would be messed up. and I don't prefer hitting it with newspaper really, because you need to use force to be able to hit them and then it would be in a much worse shape.
Use one of these: electric fly swatter.

You can get them from 1 Euro upwards and they are very useful. Pressing a button puts electricity through the metal grid and a little touch is enough to kill or shock the insects.
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Re: TFT screens and flies

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Use one of these: electric fly swatter.

You can get them from 1 Euro upwards and they are very useful. Pressing a button puts electricity through the metal grid and a little touch is enough to kill or shock the insects.
Also useful for abusing old people.
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