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Unread 11 Sep 2005, 18:02   #1
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A Joke

No doubt this will be old to some people, but I just read it and laughed, so decided it was worth sharing:

Michael Caine & Joanna Lumley are at a showbiz party in the late '60's. Ms Lumley is an aspiring young actress, and asks the experienced Caine for some tips on how to make it big. He says 'Joanna, see that Jim Morrison over there, he's got loads of freinds in high places, it won't do you any harm if you take him into the bogs and give him a blowjob. And then, for good measure, service the rest of his band as well'. Sure enough, not 5 minutes later, Lumley's head is enthusiastically bobbing up & down around Morrison's groin, shortly followed by those of Manzarek, Kramer & the other one. But she doesn't stop there. Spotting many more rock glitterati in attendence, she decides to continue her oral overtures, and it isn't long before she's had her chops round the todgers of Mick & Keef, Lennon & McCartney, Ray Davies, Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, Jimmy Page, Lou Reed, and Donovan. When she's finally done, she excitedly approaches Michael Caine, and proudly describes all her escapades. Caine is not impressed. 'Joanna', he scowls,
'YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!'
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Unread 11 Sep 2005, 18:29   #2
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Re: A Joke

heh, ace
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Unread 11 Sep 2005, 18:30   #3
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Re: A Joke

Heh, that is terrible but it made me smile, so not that terrible I guess.
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Unread 11 Sep 2005, 18:35   #4
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Re: A Joke

it may have 'dated' a tad
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Unread 11 Sep 2005, 18:50   #5
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Re: A Joke

I can't believe I didn't see it coming. 2 thumbs up.
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Re: A Joke

I laughed.
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