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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 01:30   #1
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Phoning In Sick

Need an excuse to phone in sick tomorrow.

I've used the flu, food poisoning, rampant shit, ones a lot before, need a SERIOUS, note the serious excuse for skiving.

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Re: Phoning In Sick

washing machine/fridge leaked/broke and flooded your kitchen.
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Death in the family.
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Re: Phoning In Sick

say you got beat up

put film make up etc on your face when you go back to work

it got me out of all my end of term essays (except i actually got injured )
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Re: Phoning In Sick

Migrane. I've used that one to great effect. Works best if your job involves sitting at a computer cause they are spawn of the devil when you have a migrane.
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Re: Phoning In Sick

I played Ratched and Clank instead of going to work.

and I told my boss. Winner
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Death in the family.
Yeah, this is a good one (and works, too).
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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 09:07   #8
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Re: Phoning In Sick

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Need an excuse to phone in sick tomorrow.

I've used the flu, food poisoning, rampant shit, ones a lot before, need a SERIOUS, note the serious excuse for skiving.

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if you are a computer programmer, or clerk or something working on a desk all day.... try RSI :-) i used it lots and the docters allways seem to think its a big deal .... RSI : repetetive straining injury....
go to the docter tell him your shoulder and neck hurts like hell...that it feels infected tell him you are under a lot of stress lately and that you think its RSI !

allways go to the docter when youcall in sick, is very good for your credibility

will work for sure! and will get you more then a week ;-)

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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 09:10   #9
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Re: Phoning In Sick

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Death in the family.
lame excuse, if its the case you need to bring in a deathcard (or how its called) at work here....plus i think that one is a bit exagerated....
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lame excuse, if its the case you need to bring in a deathcard (or how its called) at work here....plus i think that one is a bit exagerated....
Nah, I said my father died abroad (Ireland or something). It'd be fairly unreasonable to have to request a death certificate from overseas.
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Re: Phoning In Sick

I had the flu twice in 2 months, should I have said the second time that it was something else?


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Unread 17 Dec 2003, 10:20   #12
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Re: Phoning In Sick

I've had the following excuses from people who work here so far this month :


Insomnia
Stress
Dog Died
Mother Ill
Kid ill
Flu
Urinating Blood ( its a different excuse )
Food Poisoning
Stomach problems
period pains ( doesnt work if your a bloke )


Pick one of those.
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Re: Phoning In Sick

get fleepowder dog :P
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Re: Phoning In Sick

You can't come to work tomorrow, because you have to leave town tomorrow, as you have been told that the Earth is going to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass on Thursday. (If they ask why the Earth is still here, say a flock of angry mice saved it.)
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Break your own wrist.
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You can't come to work tomorrow, because you have to leave town tomorrow, as you have been told that the Earth is going to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass on Thursday. (If they ask why the Earth is still here, say a flock of angry mice saved it.)
Surely it was saved by moving into a different time line?

(Where it was destroyed as well)
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Re: Phoning In Sick

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Need an excuse to phone in sick tomorrow.

I've used the flu, food poisoning, rampant shit, ones a lot before, need a SERIOUS, note the serious excuse for skiving.

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No, but I'd rather be out on the piss with a group of 10 friends + many many attractive women.
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Re: Phoning In Sick

Tell them you have highly contagious crabs.

And if they don't believe you when you go in next, start pulling down your trousers while screaming 'LOOK AT THE SCARS THEY LEFT' while wildly pointing at your penis.

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Re: Phoning In Sick

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Migrane. I've used that one to great effect. Works best if your job involves sitting at a computer cause they are spawn of the devil when you have a migrane.
Thats also a very good excuse if you weu were spectacles. I used to get migraines constantly when i was around the age of 12 or 13, when i was in year 8 at school anyway. i visited the doctor about it because i used to have to go home from school and sleep it off around 2 or 3 times a week, he told me to go to the opticians, somewhere i hadnt been for 6 years. i had a lazy eye, it was causing the migraines and giving me a lot of pain, i got glasses and after a couple of months things picked up, and ive not had them since....

so blame it on your specs/eyes/whatever
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Re: Phoning In Sick

btw, i phoned in sick for wor this morning actually. all i said was that i woke up and was being sick randomly for no apparent reason, it was half correct, cos i felt like i was gonna hurl, but i didnt, so went back to bed.... how can an employer challenge that statement?
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That turned me on MM

Please ban yourself for offensive language
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Re: Phoning In Sick

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Surely it was saved by moving into a different time line?

(Where it was destroyed as well)
Well, we know that, but do you think his employers would believe something like that?
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Just dont go and unplug your phone and never go again.
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Tell them your mother got locked out of the house, and when she tried to get it, she cut her wrist in the window, and when you went there to help het out you slipped on her blood and banged your head in the sidewalk and remained unconscious for half an hour, and you woke up in a hospital bed in the same room of a drug abuser who beat the crap out of you claimed you were all covered with spiders and then you took some medicine to avoid bruising and swolling, it worked OK but it produced serious migranes which prevent you from working today.

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PHONE IN UGLY!*
















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Tell them your mother got locked out of the house, and when she tried to get it, she cut her wrist in the window, and when you went there to help het out you slipped on her blood and banged your head in the sidewalk and remained unconscious for half an hour, and you woke up in a hospital bed in the same room of a drug abuser who beat the crap out of you claimed you were all covered with spiders and then you took some medicine to avoid bruising and swolling, it worked OK but it produced serious migranes which prevent you from working today.

There is no way this will fail
apart from it obviously being a load of bullshit of course
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apart from it obviously being a load of bullshit of course
You can´t prove it wont happen.
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