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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:31   #1
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how dodgy r u
http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

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Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:33   #2
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Old.

Well, it's been on the eclipse forums for ages anyway.
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:35   #3
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I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

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Ahh i'm not such a bad guy after all :-)
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:41   #4
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"Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0"

Odd that all those hundreds of kidnappings, rapings, and murders of women in my area didn't count as illegal. Had I known it was legal, I wouldn't have gone to all the effort to hide evidence.

Tomorrow is another day, as they say, tho.
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:42   #5
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Old.

Well, it's been on the eclipse forums for ages anyway.
do i got to the eclipse forums,

no

so how the **** should i know if its there or not.

u pig ****ing **** sucking anally retarded gimp
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:43   #6
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:56   #7
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do i got to the eclipse forums,

no

so how the **** should i know if its there or not.

u pig ****ing **** sucking anally retarded gimp
That was actually a parody. And flaming is against the rules.
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:57   #8
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you should be nicer... then you wouldnt get flamed

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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 21:58   #9
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 22:00   #10
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That was actually a parody. And flaming is against the rules.
i wasn't flaming u

tsk some ppl if i was flaming u i would have used in that post, which i didn't
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 22:00   #11
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Years in prison: 60 Potential fine: £2000

yeah... bad boy

mrl... be nice =D
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 22:02   #12
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i wasn't flaming u

tsk some ppl if i was flaming u i would have used in that post, which i didn't
I speak for everyone here when I say you and your thread can go fornicate yourselves with an iron stick.

To misquote family guy.
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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 22:03   #13
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

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Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 22:06   #14
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I speak for everyone hear when I say you and your thread can go fornicate yourselves with an iron stick.

To misquote family guy.
when is that program on, i always miss it

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Unread 10 Jul 2003, 22:16   #15
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when is that program on, i always miss it

I bought the right to download the programmes from the Fox Corporation, and then I acquired them over the college internal network.
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Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

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Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

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I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

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Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

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althought this doesnt factor in several crimes which i would like taken into account
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I kid ye not. I guess I've just had a more interesting life than most of you ;-)

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lock me up now pls....

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Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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Bit of a pansy really.

Though the fact that I'm seeing a possible stint on death row makes me hard. Rar!
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Unread 11 Jul 2003, 11:45   #33
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I still have by far the largest time in prison ahead of me, I rock.
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not anymore rids heh
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Not to bad, but not too good either.. But anyways,(luckily) the maximum sentence in norway is 21!
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did you know that in UK, it is still illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day!!!!!!!!!!!

Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK.

in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy.

damn...

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wow... don't know what the hell I'm doing wrong
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