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17 Nov 2005, 14:34
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Miles Teg
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What I wondered...
How do vampires who live solitarily always dress so fancy and put on that rediculous gothic make-up if they don't have a reflection in the mirror.
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17 Nov 2005, 14:38
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Re: What I wondered...
they use them handy sony digicams
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17 Nov 2005, 14:42
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Clerk
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Re: What I wondered...
Why would a vampire need make-up to look whiter?
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17 Nov 2005, 14:45
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a new low in getting high
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Re: What I wondered...
just what i was thinking
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17 Nov 2005, 14:57
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: What I wondered...
But I bet there's some sort of 'how-vampirish-am-i.com' website where they can exchange photos and rate others in terms of
teeth
whiteness
length of cloak
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17 Nov 2005, 15:01
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Clerk
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Re: What I wondered...
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
But I bet there's some sort of 'how-vampirish-am-i.com' website where they can exchange photos and rate others
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http://www.vampirefreaks.com/ ?
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17 Nov 2005, 15:10
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Next goal wins!
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
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It's an offshoot of http://www.gothornot.com
(thats probably actually a real website, and if not, it should be)
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17 Nov 2005, 15:31
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Re: What I wondered...
Vampires dont exist theamion, its just people dressing up.
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17 Nov 2005, 15:53
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Caveat Lector
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Re: What I wondered...
If you check page 135, paragraph 2, of the obligatory goth reading Anne Rice's Vampire Lestat then you will quite clearly see the answer for yourself.
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17 Nov 2005, 15:57
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saint-ciboire de tabarnac
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Re: What I wondered...
and what's up with werewolves?
why don't their pants rip apart completely as what happens in the wild
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17 Nov 2005, 16:42
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Gone
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Re: What I wondered...
They have enough money to employ a professional makeup person.
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17 Nov 2005, 17:36
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The Original Terran
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Re: What I wondered...
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Originally Posted by Duncan
and what's up with werewolves?
why don't their pants rip apart completely as what happens in the wild
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how does the hulk get so massive and big round the waste and when hes back to normal his waste shrinks and his trousers stay on?
I doubt elastic is THAT good. Oh and he always wore denim jeans which are not the most elastic material in the world.
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17 Nov 2005, 19:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: What I wondered...
You generally won't be able to photograph vampires, as presumeably the same process which stops them being visable in mirrors will remove their image in the lensing process.
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17 Nov 2005, 19:53
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Re: What I wondered...
And as you're only likely to find them in dark places, you'd need a night-vis camera, as an ordinary flash would probably kill them.
That's what happens to Otto anyway :|
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17 Nov 2005, 19:59
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by SYMM
And as you're only likely to find them in dark places, you'd need a night-vis camera, as an ordinary flash would probably kill them.
That's what happens to Otto anyway :|
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That's because, in the Diskworld, the salamanders release stored natural light, whereas a flash generates new light which differs greatly in terms of the spectra on offer from sunlight.
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17 Nov 2005, 20:16
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Clerk
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Re: What I wondered...
More importantly, why do so many people spell the word "rediciulous"
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17 Nov 2005, 20:22
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
More importantly, why do so many people spell the word "rediciulous"
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This is what I was wondering.
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17 Nov 2005, 20:30
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
Vampires dont exist theamion, its just people dressing up.
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Have you noticed how upset they get when you point at them and laugh ?
It's funny.
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17 Nov 2005, 23:28
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Re: What I wondered...
I have respect for true Goths. I don't have respect for kids dressing up in black to be cool and fashionable, and people who spend all their time roleplaying and stuff.
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17 Nov 2005, 23:39
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Re: What I wondered...
Vaio---
In my profession, I run into people who dress in black every day. We call them judges but it is still fun to point at them and laugh.
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18 Nov 2005, 01:35
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Re: What I wondered...
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Have you noticed how upset they get when you point at them and laugh ?
It's funny.
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Yep.
Especially this one* particular 'vampire' goth in Peckham who claims to be the only individual in Peckham.
Translation: the only idiot in Peckham.
*He was on TV for it too.
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18 Nov 2005, 01:36
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: What I wondered...
Vampires suck.
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18 Nov 2005, 01:48
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by dda
Vampires suck.
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No shit Sherlock.
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18 Nov 2005, 03:28
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I am.
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
What does vampires do when they are menstruating?
Invite their friends over for high tea.
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maybe for tea.
but not high tea. because high tea requires champagne
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18 Nov 2005, 09:48
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: What I wondered...
I recon vampires live solitary lives because if 2 of them ever hooked up, there would be this 2 second pause where they both looked at each other and realised just how stupid they look and then they would run away and hide in shame (or the soil of their homeland)
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18 Nov 2005, 09:49
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: What I wondered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
Yep.
Especially this one* particular 'vampire' goth in Peckham who claims to be the only individual in Peckham.
Translation: the only idiot in Peckham.
*He was on TV for it too.
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I took the piss out of one at the Metro Center a few years ago by pointing him out and remarking how stupid he looked rather loudly. He went very red faced and ran away.
I was a bit of a shit when I was a strapping young lad.
Now I'm just a shit.
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