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15 Feb 2004, 01:23
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Well hows was your valentines day?
/attentionwhore on
mine was shit cos my fiancée broke up with me on friday, bleh
/attentionwhore off
i guess friday the 13th is unlucky
what did YOU do for you loved one?
no "two shags and a take out" posts pls
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15 Feb 2004, 01:26
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
We should have won
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15 Feb 2004, 01:30
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Quote:
Originally Posted by The General8
what did YOU do for you loved one?
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I used both hands.
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15 Feb 2004, 01:34
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NOT a yuppie....yet
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Leshy
I used both hands.
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ROTFL thanks i need a laugh
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15 Feb 2004, 01:58
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Insomniac
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
lol leshy
been sat here myself with the speedgame
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15 Feb 2004, 02:01
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IRC Lackey
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
pld Leshy
Mine was the same as any other day, really.
Perhaps slightly better than average.
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15 Feb 2004, 02:02
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Back from timeout.
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Phil^
lol leshy
been sat here myself with the speedgame
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You mean to say that you cannot get a girl with your good looks Phil^?
LIES! DIRTY ROTTEN LIES I SAY!
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15 Feb 2004, 02:04
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Insomniac
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
not through lack of trying at least heh
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15 Feb 2004, 02:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I found February the 14th to be delightful this year.
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15 Feb 2004, 03:42
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I noticed alot of guys around this neighbourhood out fixing their cars and washing them.Wondered why,thought it was a good idea. Took it for a wash.
Realised it must have been some subconcious thing,lonley guys lavishing love on their cars.
So I had a freudian revelation for Valentines Day I guess....
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15 Feb 2004, 04:22
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Dirte
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Woke up, went out and bought stuff for a milkshake, made a milkshake, realized it was valentines day but did not really give a damn, had fun all day doing different stuff.
Talked to a pretty girl
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15 Feb 2004, 04:25
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Clerk
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I went out.
I can't really recall much but I was given some sort of friendship band by some tart.
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15 Feb 2004, 13:25
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Not Dark or Handsome
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I dont believe in valentines day, 'cos i'm not a christian.
(I cant get a woman.)
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15 Feb 2004, 13:55
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Kontrè*******
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
what does three white roses mean?
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15 Feb 2004, 14:12
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Someone died.
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15 Feb 2004, 14:18
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Lucky
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
i got squeezed in my nipples by a guy and FC Twente lost 1-0 to PSV in the 94th minute.
and then i was forced to leave the house cuz my brother gave a party.
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15 Feb 2004, 16:15
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Clerk
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I barely noticed all day, except when I got the bus in the evening. The driver spent the entire journey to Brixton telling people over the PA to "Cheer up mon' it's Valentines, treat your lady well", etc, etc in a thick Jamaican accent.
Oh and some girl gave me some sort of plastic wrist band allegedly as a sign of affection.
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15 Feb 2004, 16:28
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I burnt three christians.
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15 Feb 2004, 17:27
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Weeeeee
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
slept till 6pm
got up
got a bowl of ceral
got washed, changed
went to a party
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15 Feb 2004, 18:49
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Damn Dog
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
i went to the pub with my friend, but i had to come home early after feeling a bit woozy :/
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15 Feb 2004, 19:01
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I went to Derbyshire countryside to stop myself feelin sorry for myself (didnt work too well!)
Then I got v.drunk in the evenin.
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15 Feb 2004, 19:38
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Cute Kitten
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I had to go to work
I was amused to see a guy walking out of town at just past 8 looking sheepish with a bag from clintons cards though.
It was nice when I got home from work. I got presents.
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15 Feb 2004, 20:35
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
went to a club with my 2 single friends... and i got a phone number from a lovely girl (it was more or less forced upon me), and another girl gave me a random snog while i was walking down the stairs.
also i stayed up till 9am doing drugs.
all in all, it was a success
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15 Feb 2004, 20:40
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cynic
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
i got dumped the day after (today) via the fantastic means of text message!
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15 Feb 2004, 22:44
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Twisted
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I worked, and spent the day listening to the 16 yr old girls I worked with complaining that it was just so unfair that they had to work on Valentines day. I finished work at around 6pm. My bf started work at 5pm. So unfair :(((
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15 Feb 2004, 23:04
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Woke up.
Went to kitchen.
Got glass of water.
Returned to room.
Got paracetamol.
Took paracetamol.
Went back to bed.
Woke up.
Met Clive (real name Charlotte) in corridor.
Clive points out that I failed to notice a card (that she put) under my door.
Clive offers to make me blueberry pancakes.
Shower.
Dress.
Eat pancakes.
Go to Reading.
Kick some orange belt ass.
Go home.
Meet one of the Oxford novices to lend him my bokken.
Go for pizza with said novice, as neither of us had anything planned.
Return home.
Go to bed.
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15 Feb 2004, 23:13
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Blatantly overcooked
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
It isnt even valentines day in here!!! now this is crazy!!!!
Our "valentine" is on june the 12th
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15 Feb 2004, 23:14
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
wot?
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15 Feb 2004, 23:17
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Gone
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
I bought some library books and got very drunk. That's about all that I need for a fulfilling day now.
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16 Feb 2004, 00:01
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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i got dumped the day after (today) via the fantastic means of text message!
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**Manly hug
I went to The Tudor in Wigan with Jo and some bloke kept smiling at me.
We left at 1:35pm when he started blowing me kisses.
Anyone who quotes the above and deletes 'kisses' deserves no respect.
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16 Feb 2004, 01:18
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Spelling is for pussies
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Our "valentine" is on june the 12th
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Cool, wheres that? Cos wherever you are, I was born on Valetines day which is sorta
I spent VDay mostly forgetting about it, and then feeling really sorry for myself for about 3 minutes, until I realised that this time last year I was ready to trade anything to have a relaxing Feb 14th without all the hassle. So after that I enjoyed the best VDay I've had in years.
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16 Feb 2004, 07:47
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This is bat country
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by The General8
/attentionwhore on
mine was shit cos my fiancée broke up with me on friday, bleh
/attentionwhore off
i guess friday the 13th is unlucky
what did YOU do for you loved one?
no "two shags and a take out" posts pls
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this makes me laugh so incredibly ****ing hard.
:edit: my gf got mad when i told her she could by her own god damn roses.
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16 Feb 2004, 10:20
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Registered User
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Oh and some girl gave me some sort of plastic wrist band allegedly as a sign of affection.
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those are sex bands. she wanted sex with you. Apparently the type of band illustrates what sort of sex she wants.
that aside. Some plonkers in dresden decided to have a demonstration about the war in iraq, so that completely screwed up the whole tram system, meaning I had to wait 45 minutes to get to the shops. Got there, did shoping, got on tram to come back. some plonker decides to park his car overlapping the tramline. wait forty minutes for the fire brigade to come and yank the car out of the way. get home, eat extremely good food, chat to my girlfriend for a couple of hours, sleep.
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16 Feb 2004, 17:06
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Historian
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Took my girlfriend out for spectacular (and stupidly expensive) dinner, gave her a dozen roses and a couple other things, then we went home and had hours of wild oiled monkey sex.
Good times.
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16 Feb 2004, 17:13
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
went to a club with my 2 single friends... and i got a phone number from a lovely girl (it was more or less forced upon me), and another girl gave me a random snog while i was walking down the stairs.
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it turns out the girl whose phone number i got has a gf...
although now, if i ever go to sheffield, i get to "come round".
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16 Feb 2004, 18:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Vermillion
hours of wild oiled monkey sex.
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What did the girlfriend do while this was going on?
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16 Feb 2004, 18:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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i got dumped the day after (today) via the fantastic means of text message!
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It's because you didn't buy The Elegant Universe.
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16 Feb 2004, 19:07
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Bernard Black
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Great.
Went out with my girlfriend for a nice dinner. Had a lovely meal. Went back home.
Melon-flavoured massage oil = dance all night.
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16 Feb 2004, 19:11
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
it turns out the girl whose phone number i got has a gf...
although now, if i ever go to sheffield, i get to "come round".
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Can I go round?!
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17 Feb 2004, 05:14
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Woke up.
Went to kitchen.
Got glass of water.
Returned to room.
Got paracetamol.
Took paracetamol.
Went back to bed.
Woke up.
Met Clive (real name Charlotte) in corridor.
Clive points out that I failed to notice a card (that she put) under my door.
Clive offers to make me blueberry pancakes.
Shower.
Dress.
Eat pancakes.
Go to Reading.
Kick some orange belt ass.
Go home.
Meet one of the Oxford novices to lend him my bokken.
Go for pizza with said novice, as neither of us had anything planned.
Return home.
Go to bed.
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Jenny did Kung Fu thing during the day
Jenny didn't have a shower afterwards
Jenny smells
Urrghh...
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17 Feb 2004, 11:04
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Poster Professionale
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
This is how it happend:
19.00 - Went to play snooker with friends
23.45 - Bored of snooker, went to friends place, still sober
*drink drink drink drink*
00.30 - Cab is picking us up and driving us to a local club
01.00 - Don't know what happend untill
03.00 - Went to friends place
15.30 - Woke up with girl in my bed
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17 Feb 2004, 11:41
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Guy next door
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
champagne and dvds. good times
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17 Feb 2004, 11:44
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
No chicks?
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
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17 Feb 2004, 11:53
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Guy next door
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
with my lady ofcourse
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17 Feb 2004, 11:55
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Poster Professionale
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
Sweet. I thought you dumped her some time ago?
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17 Feb 2004, 11:59
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Guy next door
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
eh no, we where in some troubled waters for a little period but things are better now
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17 Feb 2004, 12:57
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Godfather
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Re: Well hows was your valentines day?
we went shopping in selfridges and bought stuff. she tried on makeup and all sorts of fancy things.
i bought her a teddy bear, cd, card etc...
sadly we were at home and not in aber so we couldnt really do anything amazingly romantic.
however i now have a bonzai tree on my windowledge
how fking ace is a BONZAI tree for a valentine present?!?!?!?
i feel like Mr Miagi.
Wax on
Wax off
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