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23 Dec 2003, 18:27
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Vermin Supreme
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Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I can't decide which is best.
I think I'm leaning toward elf, but I don't know if that would work for any girl taller than 5'7" or so.
Then again, Santa costumes are maybe a little cheesier, but then they are looser and probably easier to remove. But tighter outfits have a natural + there too.
Opinions?
(maybe could use a poll)
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23 Dec 2003, 18:28
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Bored
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
picsplzta
[edit] Although a beard would be a turn-off [/edit]
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23 Dec 2003, 18:31
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Bernard Black
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Slutty Santa all the way
mmm memories
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23 Dec 2003, 18:34
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Last Of The Soul Reaver
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
elfs are taller than the average human (sad, but tru) and u could be mrs santa......
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23 Dec 2003, 18:34
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Mathamagician
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
elf ofc
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I think I just had an evilgasm
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23 Dec 2003, 18:56
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Santa. No questions asked.
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23 Dec 2003, 18:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by slick
elfs are taller than the average human (sad, but tru) and u could be mrs santa......
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Tolkien, yes. Santa's elves? No.
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23 Dec 2003, 19:01
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
As long as the elf looks like Legolas, he's so dreeeeeeaaamy.
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23 Dec 2003, 19:18
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Clerk
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Elf costumes work better for shorter women (and brunettes), Santa costumes are better for slightly taller women (and blondes, not sure why).
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23 Dec 2003, 20:07
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Cute Kitten
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I'd say elf costume works better if you are slim (as in really really without any fat on there at all), regardless of height, whereas the santa one would be better if you're a little more on the plump side.
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23 Dec 2003, 20:13
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Guest
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Further proof of western decadence. Turning what should be your most holy day into a commercial venture and connecting it with sex.
Filthy westerners.
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23 Dec 2003, 20:14
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I think I can sum this up thus
Santa vs Elf
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23 Dec 2003, 20:15
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Bernard Black
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I connect everything with sex.
I'm a muslim.
ALLAH IS GREAT*
*sexy
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23 Dec 2003, 20:24
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
Santa. No questions asked.
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23 Dec 2003, 20:27
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
Santa. No questions asked.
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23 Dec 2003, 20:30
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Bored
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I think I can sum this up thus
Santa vs Elf
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Thankyou.
Santa.
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23 Dec 2003, 20:39
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I think I can sum this up thus
Santa vs Elf
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i had a similar difficulty with the abundance of sadly asexual elf costumes displayed online.
the best i can do is say 'an elf costume like that chick in "elf" wore',
or
'both an elf and a santa outfit as you would see them on the juggies in a christmas episode of "The Man Show"'.
Unfortunately, the Man Show website won't load for me so it is back to square one.
But yeah horridly unsexy elf outfits are all over.
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23 Dec 2003, 21:04
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Lucky
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
atm i'm watching a live free webcam show with girls wearing an xmas hat and red lingerie. sexy!
(ps yes i'm sad)
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23 Dec 2003, 21:07
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I keep having dreams about someone I know in a skimpy santa outfit, she keeps me warm at night.
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23 Dec 2003, 21:09
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Your mom ?
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23 Dec 2003, 21:11
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
zzz
edit: 777 :o
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23 Dec 2003, 21:13
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I couldn't help myself.
I just had a voice in my head that kept whispering 'Go on, put 'Your mom', go on, you know you want to, you want to, go on, go on, go on'
I was weak.
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Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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23 Dec 2003, 21:15
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Guest
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Your mom ?
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ...... hang on.
Humour which degrades women is why your western civilisation will fall by my hand .....
Infidel!
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23 Dec 2003, 21:25
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Why would a muslim worry about degrading women?
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23 Dec 2003, 21:53
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Not Dark or Handsome
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by acropolis
I can't decide which is best.
I think I'm leaning toward elf, but I don't know if that would work for any girl taller than 5'7" or so.
Then again, Santa costumes are maybe a little cheesier, but then they are looser and probably easier to remove. But tighter outfits have a natural + there too.
Opinions?
(maybe could use a poll)
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Elf.
I saw an ex-work collegue wearing such an outfit on the bus to work last thursday. Mmmm... *drools*
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23 Dec 2003, 23:22
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by Ste
picsplzta
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Santa's Little Helper VS Elf*
*although im not a paedo im doing what's expected of me like a good forum poster
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24 Dec 2003, 01:52
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Spelling is for pussies
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
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Originally Posted by Dace
*although im not a paedo i enjoy looking at little girls dressed up
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24 Dec 2003, 02:43
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Bored
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Definately Santa - so long as there's no beard.
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24 Dec 2003, 02:56
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
Sbolly lies.
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25 Dec 2003, 04:13
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Re: Slutty Santa Costumes vs. Slutty Elf Costumes: A Holiday Dilemma
I dont have a girl to dress her in a slutty manner and then have meaningless sex
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