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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 00:21   #1
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http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50.html


obviously dont go there if you havnt seen the Films "The Matrix" or "The Matrix Reloaded" as it contains some 'plot discussion'


if you can call it discussion...
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 00:35   #2
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you call this discussion

what are you a damn idiot

your the most stupidest people alive, whats the point in this thread


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Please say this isn't serious. If it is, the guys a **** of the highest proportions.

And he can't do simple maths either.
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 01:28   #4
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that site is class, sheer class

heh 'diplomatic immunity' heh


oh, and after some of the things that are said, if you cant tell its a joke, you have no sense of humour
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I'm dreaming of a white... cast?

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both female minorities. Coincidence?

Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for the sequel. What's wrong, guys? They didn't test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?

Neither actress could be reached for comment

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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 14:11   #7
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The Matrix: Reconsidered, 9

You infiltrate a building to rescue a hostage who you can't afford to lose. Either his death, or your own death, would have unimaginable consequences for the entire living world. So, once you're inside and riding up the lift, it's a good idea to go ahead and set the building on fire by dropping a bomb on the first floor.

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That was actually quite amusing if you read it as if its all the responses you'd expect from someone who completely missed the point of any plot
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Think you're missing something special by staying home? Think again. Several times in the sequel Neo is seen flying at almost supersonic speeds. NASA experiments prove that such a velocity would tear a man's genitals off.
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and apparantly 300,000,000/1,000 = 1,000,000
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Unread 10 Jun 2003, 16:28   #11
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I liked when he said an IQ of 91 was 15 points below the average.
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Sign Dr. Oxford's Petition. It is my understanding that if he can get 5,000 signatures, Warner Brothers will not release the third film.

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"and after more than five years of an intensive homicide investigation, police still have no evidence that Eminem did not participate in the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur"


"In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I got skeletons in my closet." It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur. Have the police not heard this recording? Wouldn't this song be grounds for a search warrant?"



this guy seems a tad obsessed...


EDIT: i really couldnt let this pass...


The occult connection

In the lyrics of Without Me, Eminem confesses he "created a monster." It is widely thought that he performed a ritual of Jewish mysticism to raise a Golem. From the text, it was apparently constructed of chopped liver, wheat, and hard liquor.


The occult connection, part 2

It is widely thought that the aforementioned Golem went on to become Andrew W.K.



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Eminem glorifies cold, unfeeling amorality with the lyrics:

Ice, ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
Ice ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.


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The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.
Wait.. 1,000 * $1,000,000 = $1,000,000,000.

How exactly does 300 Million = 1 Billion?
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"and after more than five years of an intensive homicide investigation, police still have no evidence that Eminem did not participate in the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur"


"In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I got skeletons in my closet." It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur. Have the police not heard this recording? Wouldn't this song be grounds for a search warrant?"



this guy seems a tad obsessed...
EMINEM WAS LIKE 16 WHEN TUPAC DIED
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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Wait.. 1,000 * $1,000,000 = $1,000,000,000.

How exactly does 300 Million = 1 Billion?
Well, you spotted one. See if you can find the other 49...
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I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans. An hour into the film, as I observed what dreck we were wading in, I walked up and stood before the screen and tried to explain to the audience that this vomitus was below their dignity.

I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand. Do you wish to be associated with a group of such character?
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