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Unread 6 Jan 2006, 02:59   #1
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In Soviet Russia...

... the Red October hunts you!

So The Hunt for Red October was just on BBC1. Now I've seen this film a few times, but never completely, so it was nice to finally get a chance to watch it uninterrupted from beginning to end.





(Yes, I did make this thread just to make an "In Soviet Russia" joke)
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

My dad was watching it as i passed through the living room.

I saw one of the baldwins

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Re: In Soviet Russia...

I like Soviet submarines, they're *cool.*
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

why all the hate


Also, whenever someone mentions the Baldwins, I can't help but think of Mr. Garrison in the South Park movie ("All the Baldwins are dead?!?")
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

no.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

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... the Red October hunts you!
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(Yes, I did make this thread just to make an "In Soviet Russia" joke)
FYI, just starting a random sentence with 'In Soviet Russia' doesn't automagically make it a joke. In order for it to be a joke, it should have content that somebody somewhere might find remotely funny or atleast slightly humourus. In short; that wasn't a joke.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

Jack Bauer is more hardcore than Sir John Patrick Ryan.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

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FYI, just starting a random sentence with 'In Soviet Russia' doesn't automagically make it a joke. In order for it to be a joke, it should have content that somebody somewhere might find remotely funny or atleast slightly humourus. In short; that wasn't a joke.
The normal title of the film is "The Hunt for Red October".

So Demon Dave used the old "Soviet Russia joke" to swap it around, and say "In Soviet Russia, Red October hunts you!".

It works on another level, as the submarine Red October is Russian.

So, it does work.

Don't correct people's jokes, it's very petty
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

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The normal title of the film is "The Hunt for Red October".

So Demon Dave used the old "Soviet Russia joke" to swap it around, and say "In Soviet Russia, Red October hunts you!".

It works on another level, as the submarine Red October is Russian.

So, it does work.

Don't correct people's jokes, it's very petty
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

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Don't correct people's jokes, it's very petty
What joke?!?!

Yes, you are correct; it makes sense when swapped around.. but that still doesn't actually make it funny.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

A large amount of 'In Soviet Russia…' Jokes aren't funny, or possibly they're working on a whole different level I don't understand.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

where did that thing come from anyway?

[edit]A quick google shows it was this guy [/edit]
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

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where did that thing come from anyway?

[edit]A quick google shows it was this guy [/edit]
Yes, and those are actually funny =)
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

Gee sorry I didn't realise every single joke in the entire world EVER had to be found funny by everyone in the world EVER.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

that wasnt funny tomkat. get back to teaching STAT
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

It wasn't me that made the joke
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Re: In Soviet Russia...

In soviet russia, people were shot for less.
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