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Unread 14 Jun 2007, 09:07   #1
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Obesity and toilets

So, there was this angry writing on the opinion section of a tab I managed to get my hands on today. It made me think. An angry woman responsible of the writing accused public toilets (restaurants, et cetera) of having too small toilets and seats. She said that a little chubby person (in this case, I assume it was a code talk for devastatingly overweight) will find it difficult to do what one's doing on the seat. She added, that it gets even harder if you need to have a helper with you.

Is she trying to imply that it is possible to be too fat to wipe one's own ass?
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Unread 14 Jun 2007, 11:48   #2
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Re: Obesity and toilets

I doubt she was "chubby" if she couldn't do her thing on the toilet, i think she rather huge, maybe even a Gordon lookalike.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

I suppose if you were *that* fat it wouldn't be possible to wipe away your own poos as you simply couldn't reach that far

Then again at that kind of size surely its like passing shit through a mangle?
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Re: Obesity and toilets

Maybe it's a circular thing. The more weight you put on, the less you can shit, the less you can shit, the more you weigh, the more you weigh, the less..ect. etc.

Maybe all these really obese people need is a really REALLY good enema.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

This is a job for Enemam!
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Re: Obesity and toilets

Is this because they can't fit though the door or than the toilet bowl can't contain their essence?
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Re: Obesity and toilets

I'm not sure, the text didn't specify, but it appears that they might fit in from the door, but after that experience difficulties in approaching the seat, applying themselves on the seat, and if they need "help" the extra person will experience severe difficulties fitting in to perform their tasks.

Which lead me to the conclusion that some people may not reach to clean their rear ends after a poop.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

I have just now decided that if I am ever too fat to wipe my own ass I will simply drown myself in the toilet bowl to preserve what dignity I can.

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Re: Obesity and toilets

You're neck fat will prevent you from getting close enough to the water. You'll just be known as the fat guy who got his head stuck in the toilet trying to eat his own faeces.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

I was hungry
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Re: Obesity and toilets

that's no excuse, do what the supermodels do, and eat the toilet paper.

I'm assuming the entire roll hasn't already been used wiping that big fat arse.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

Hello sir. What do you do for a living?

Well, I er, that is, well you see......

Oh come on now there is no such thing as shameful work, so long as it is honest.

Okay. I follow morbidly obese people around and wipe their arses after they take a shit.

Oh Sweet Leaping Jesus! That must be the worst job in the world.

Actually its not as bad as when I was an apprentice arse wipe.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

Young kids might fall in and drown if they made public toilets to suit fatties like her.
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Re: Obesity and toilets

i also believe if they make toilets for over waight persons it would make them feel bad and be shameful and demeaning ti them
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Re: Obesity and toilets

Maybe they should put a weight limit on the majority of toilets and then have a big toilet the way they have handicapped toilet stalls.

Where I work at there are some gargantuan people and let me tell you that you can always tell when a really huge fat person has taken a poo because the toilet will still stink long after they are gone. I think they are too big to wipe properly if at all.
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